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(Chron)   Harlem Globetrotters draft Johnny Manziel: " 'Johnny Basketball' has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?"   (blog.chron.com) divider line 17
    More: Amusing, Johnny Football, Globetrotters, Washington Generals, Landon Donovan  
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2014-06-24 06:10:58 PM  
Too late, suckers. He's playing for the Padres.
 
2014-06-24 06:21:42 PM  
The wrong guy in the draft was named "Clowney."
 
2014-06-24 06:45:37 PM  
Farking Washington Generals missed out on another one, damnit...
 
2014-06-24 08:32:08 PM  
I think whenever he does any activity of any kind, people should shout at him, "Hey!  There goes Johnny _____"

Like when he hits the links, "Hey!  There goes Johnny Golf!!"
 
2014-06-24 09:10:39 PM  

Slow To Return: I think whenever he does any activity of any kind, people should shout at him, "Hey!  There goes Johnny _____"

Like when he hits the links, "Hey!  There goes Johnny Golf!!"


I personally like Johnny Frolf.
 
2014-06-24 09:11:27 PM  
Krusty probably would've bet on them if they had Manziel.
 
2014-06-24 10:06:19 PM  

Slow To Return: I think whenever he does any activity of any kind, people should shout at him, "Hey!  There goes Johnny _____"

Like when he hits the links, "Hey!  There goes Johnny Golf!!"


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"Hey! There goes Johnny Banged-Your-Mother, Trebek!"
 
2014-06-24 10:39:22 PM  
All this attention can only mean good things for his career. People put under this kind of media colonoscopy always handle it with dignity and grace and never go down in flames as a massive disappointment.
 
2014-06-24 11:03:00 PM  

js34603: All this attention can only mean good things for his career. People put under this kind of media colonoscopy always handle it with dignity and grace and never go down in flames as a massive disappointment.


Yep....tons of people to ask about that
 
2014-06-25 02:07:18 AM  
Great, now what's he gonna do with that warehouse full of pre-autographed footballs?
 
2014-06-25 04:07:00 AM  
Does anyone actually expect Manziel to do anything in the NFL? Another overhyped ESPN athlete.
 
2014-06-25 08:02:19 AM  
In other news the Harlem Globetrotters have a draft.
 
2014-06-25 08:23:26 AM  

Piizzadude: js34603: All this attention can only mean good things for his career. People put under this kind of media colonoscopy always handle it with dignity and grace and never go down in flames as a massive disappointment.

Yep....tons of people to ask about that


Mandrich
Tebow
R Bush (actually turned out ok)
R Williams (the receiver) basically any Detroit WR not nicknamed Megatron

Just off top of head
 
2014-06-25 09:47:12 AM  
Well, since he's playing for the Browns, I guess we'll all get to see how he handles adversity.  If they start him...  but then I guess not starting Johnny Football is a kind of adversity for someone who seems as douchey as Manziel.
 
2014-06-25 10:46:51 AM  

Mercutio74: Well, since he's playing for the Browns, I guess we'll all get to see how he handles adversity.  If they start him...  but then I guess not starting Johnny Football is a kind of adversity for someone who seems as douchey as Manziel.


I'm a Ravens fan, but really don't hold any animosity toward the Browns. Honestly, if they wind up being decent fine - they seem to have been going about it ok the last few years (coach swapping aside). Gaining draft picks, avoiding flashy high-risk guys with early 1st round picks, building a solid defense...

If they're good it's not good for my birds but at least they're doing it the right way and should be fun to watch.

At least that was my opinion until Manziel - after falling 20 odd spots past where some people though he would be picked - did that douchey little 'money' move on stage. Now - fark him and the Browns until he's gone. What an entitled asshole.
 
2014-06-25 10:54:18 AM  

BKITU: Too late, suckers. He's playing for the Padres.


Pretty sure that's what got Byrnes fired.
 
2014-06-25 11:24:18 AM  
Any sports where he hasn't been drafted? Can he skate?
 
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