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2014-06-24 05:48:59 PM  
If he loses that fat, he'll have calves that make bodybuilders jealous.
 
2014-06-24 06:00:10 PM  
Fake. He probably wouldn't be able to stand up. And if he could, he'd have all those big blobs of fat hanging off his thighs and butt and...well you know. I've never seen a person that heavy who didn't have those, and it was partly the reason they couldn't walk.

He's too shapely for a grotesque 900-pound blob. Plus his organs would be all squished and malformed, and his stomach would be the size of a car.

/I've put way too much thought into this.
 
2014-06-24 07:59:38 PM  
hey...HEY...HEEYYY...


/Bill Cosby's voice
 
2014-06-24 08:00:32 PM  

cryinoutloud: Fake. He probably wouldn't be able to stand up. And if he could, he'd have all those big blobs of fat hanging off his thighs and butt and...well you know. I've never seen a person that heavy who didn't have those, and it was partly the reason they couldn't walk.

He's too shapely for a grotesque 900-pound blob. Plus his organs would be all squished and malformed, and his stomach would be the size of a car.

/I've put way too much thought into this.


looks like he's laying down.
 
2014-06-24 08:05:10 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If he loses that fat, he'll have calves that make bodybuilders jealous.


His calves will look like cantaloupes.
 
2014-06-24 08:08:20 PM  

cryinoutloud: Fake. He probably wouldn't be able to stand up. And if he could, he'd have all those big blobs of fat hanging off his thighs and butt and...well you know. I've never seen a person that heavy who didn't have those, and it was partly the reason they couldn't walk.

He's too shapely for a grotesque 900-pound blob. Plus his organs would be all squished and malformed, and his stomach would be the size of a car.

/I've put way too much thought into this.


You don't stand for an MRI scan.
 
2014-06-24 08:08:50 PM  
Looks like BS to me. His pecks should have ribs underneath them.
 
2014-06-24 08:10:14 PM  

Ghastly: cryinoutloud: Fake. He probably wouldn't be able to stand up. And if he could, he'd have all those big blobs of fat hanging off his thighs and butt and...well you know. I've never seen a person that heavy who didn't have those, and it was partly the reason they couldn't walk.

He's too shapely for a grotesque 900-pound blob. Plus his organs would be all squished and malformed, and his stomach would be the size of a car.

/I've put way too much thought into this.

You don't stand for an MRI scan.


you can't stretch your arms out in any MRI that I've ever seen.  (not that the guy would even fit into any MRI that I've ever seen.)
 
2014-06-24 08:14:16 PM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: Looks like BS to me. His pecks should have ribs underneath them.


You've never been with a woman with big boobs, have you? On the horizontal, they tend to spread out like two large pizzas that spill out under the armpits. Doing the sexy thing makes you feel like a giant, flesh-colored muppet is under you, jiggling its eyes at you...
 
2014-06-24 08:17:27 PM  
Am I the only person that wants to see a dancing animated version?
 
2014-06-24 08:18:02 PM  

perigee: RoomFullOfMonkeys: Looks like BS to me. His pecks should have ribs underneath them.

You've never been with a woman with big boobs, have you? On the horizontal, they tend to spread out like two large pizzas that spill out under the armpits. Doing the sexy thing makes you feel like a giant, flesh-colored muppet is under you, jiggling its eyes at you...


There are still ribs underneath the breasts. I would expect that there needs to be a certain amount of ribcage available for pecks to hang off of.

I work with a fellow who's morbidly obese. Maybe I'll feel him up tomorrow and see if I can resolve this. It's not like I want to keep working at this place anyway.
 
2014-06-24 08:18:24 PM  
It does look awfully fake, especially given that his arms are out in the default 3D model bind pose and the extreme polygonization of the skin.  Medical scans usually have pretty good resolution.
 
2014-06-24 08:21:02 PM  
Do a GIS for "MRI full body" and you'll see nothing that looks like the image in question.

I especially like the perfectly parallel topographical lines around his torso and chest.
 
2014-06-24 08:24:39 PM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: perigee: RoomFullOfMonkeys: Looks like BS to me. His pecks should have ribs underneath them.

You've never been with a woman with big boobs, have you? On the horizontal, they tend to spread out like two large pizzas that spill out under the armpits. Doing the sexy thing makes you feel like a giant, flesh-colored muppet is under you, jiggling its eyes at you...

There are still ribs underneath the breasts. I would expect that there needs to be a certain amount of ribcage available for pecks to hang off of.

I work with a fellow who's morbidly obese. Maybe I'll feel him up tomorrow and see if I can resolve this. It's not like I want to keep working at this place anyway.


Yes - I know. I just wanted to talk about big boobies, and do the Muppet thing. I'm a very shallow person, really...
 
2014-06-24 08:28:32 PM  

perigee: RoomFullOfMonkeys: Looks like BS to me. His pecks should have ribs underneath them.

You've never been with a woman with big boobs, have you? On the horizontal, they tend to spread out like two large pizzas that spill out under the armpits. Doing the sexy thing makes you feel like a giant, flesh-colored muppet is under you, jiggling its eyes at you...


Like a yip-yip muppet, or a menah-menah muppet?
 
2014-06-24 08:28:46 PM  

LrdPhoenix: It does look awfully fake, especially given that his arms are out in the default 3D model bind pose and the extreme polygonization of the skin.  Medical scans usually have pretty good resolution.


Yeah, done plenty of CT/MRI studies, and I'm calling fake on this one.  MRI/CT are narrow tubes... you lay with your arms at your sides so you can fit in the tube.  Typically a person that size cannot even fit into one (though I've heard some zoos have oversized ones for animals, I still seriously doubt you can extend your arms in it).

Only way to get an image like that would be a flat X-ray, and (a) I don't think X-ray film comes in that size, (b) the internal organs would not be visible like that and (c) the skin wouldn't be visible like that.
 
2014-06-24 08:31:40 PM  

PhDemented: LrdPhoenix: It does look awfully fake, especially given that his arms are out in the default 3D model bind pose and the extreme polygonization of the skin.  Medical scans usually have pretty good resolution.

Yeah, done plenty of CT/MRI studies, and I'm calling fake on this one.  MRI/CT are narrow tubes... you lay with your arms at your sides so you can fit in the tube.  Typically a person that size cannot even fit into one (though I've heard some zoos have oversized ones for animals, I still seriously doubt you can extend your arms in it).

Only way to get an image like that would be a flat X-ray, and (a) I don't think X-ray film comes in that size, (b) the internal organs would not be visible like that and (c) the skin wouldn't be visible like that.


I doubt the authenticity as well; but as an fyi, digital x ray is not unheard of
 
2014-06-24 08:32:29 PM  

zjoik: perigee: RoomFullOfMonkeys: Looks like BS to me. His pecks should have ribs underneath them.

You've never been with a woman with big boobs, have you? On the horizontal, they tend to spread out like two large pizzas that spill out under the armpits. Doing the sexy thing makes you feel like a giant, flesh-colored muppet is under you, jiggling its eyes at you...

Like a yip-yip muppet, or a menah-menah muppet?


Depends on the speed of the sexy thing. Usually, it's like,

YipYipYipYipyipyipyip,,menah,,, menah,,, menah... The you roll over and get a sandwich.
 
2014-06-24 08:33:33 PM  

LrdPhoenix: It does look awfully fake, especially given that his arms are out in the default 3D model bind pose and the extreme polygonization of the skin.  Medical scans usually have pretty good resolution.


It's a plot to get Senator Vreenak to convince the Romulans to join our war on obesity.
 
2014-06-24 08:35:18 PM  
So the Mirror found a random picture on the internet, and wrote an entire article with that photo as its only source. But it's ok because they covered their bases in the article by acknowledging that it might not be legit.
 
2014-06-24 08:37:03 PM  

nytmare: So the Mirror found a random picture on the internet, and wrote an entire article with that photo as its only source. But it's ok because they covered their bases in the article by acknowledging that it might not be legit.


Welcome to journalism in the 21st century; where the readers are mire credible XD
 
2014-06-24 08:52:13 PM  
Sorry Martha, ain't no such thing as big boned.

Looks like a topo map.
 
2014-06-24 08:53:04 PM  

perigee: flesh-colored muppet


Hey, Flesh-Colored Muppet is the name of my metal band.
 
2014-06-24 09:04:41 PM  
I'd like to point out there is no "K" in pectoral. They are pecs, not pecks. Also it's a mic, not a mike. There's no "K" in Mikerowfone either.
 
2014-06-24 09:10:31 PM  

perigee: RoomFullOfMonkeys: perigee: RoomFullOfMonkeys: Looks like BS to me. His pecks should have ribs underneath them.

You've never been with a woman with big boobs, have you? On the horizontal, they tend to spread out like two large pizzas that spill out under the armpits. Doing the sexy thing makes you feel like a giant, flesh-colored muppet is under you, jiggling its eyes at you...

There are still ribs underneath the breasts. I would expect that there needs to be a certain amount of ribcage available for pecks to hang off of.

I work with a fellow who's morbidly obese. Maybe I'll feel him up tomorrow and see if I can resolve this. It's not like I want to keep working at this place anyway.

Yes - I know. I just wanted to talk about big boobies, and do the Muppet thing. I'm a very shallow person, really...


I'm with you on that. See my posts in the breast thread.
 
2014-06-24 09:12:28 PM  

Frederf: I'd like to point out there is no "K" in pectoral. They are pecs, not pecks. Also it's a mic, not a mike. There's no "K" in Mikerowfone either.


Nitpicer.
 
2014-06-24 09:20:30 PM  

cryinoutloud: Fake. He probably wouldn't be able to stand up. And if he could, he'd have all those big blobs of fat hanging off his thighs and butt and...well you know. I've never seen a person that heavy who didn't have those, and it was partly the reason they couldn't walk.

He's too shapely for a grotesque 900-pound blob. Plus his organs would be all squished and malformed, and his stomach would be the size of a car.

/I've put way too much thought into this.


When I was a kid, I had one of those Guiness Book of World Records paperbacks. The world's Heaviest Man titleholder at the time was slightly over 1000 lbs. Forget the guy's name. Anyway, there was a photo of him. He was wearing a pair of overalls/tent, and he was standing up unassisted. Admittedly, he may have been the only one who ever got that heavy who could manage that, but it remains possible. The real giveaway is the spread arms. I've spent enough time in MRI machines and CT scanners to know that isn't possible. I'm not exactly afforded great freedom of movement in the gawddam things at 240.
 
2014-06-24 09:24:44 PM  
pjfit.com

Fat Guy in an MRI
 
2014-06-24 09:36:52 PM  
Looks like something out of Dead Space.
 
2014-06-24 09:41:55 PM  

Frederf: I'd like to point out there is no "K" in pectoral. They are pecs, not pecks. Also it's a mic, not a mike. There's no "K" in Mikerowfone either.


[Madmartigan jpg]

Oh I'm sorry... peck. Peck. Peck-peck-peck peck-peck. Peck.
 
2014-06-24 10:37:08 PM  
Have him rolled in flour and brought to my chamber....
 
2014-06-24 10:53:04 PM  
You can't see his ribs because he's gone past pecks right into bushels.
 
2014-06-24 11:00:06 PM  
I smell a photoshop contest:
www.acikbilim.com
 
2014-06-24 11:04:57 PM  

skyotter: Ghastly: cryinoutloud: Fake. He probably wouldn't be able to stand up. And if he could, he'd have all those big blobs of fat hanging off his thighs and butt and...well you know. I've never seen a person that heavy who didn't have those, and it was partly the reason they couldn't walk.

He's too shapely for a grotesque 900-pound blob. Plus his organs would be all squished and malformed, and his stomach would be the size of a car.

/I've put way too much thought into this.

You don't stand for an MRI scan.

you can't stretch your arms out in any MRI that I've ever seen.  (not that the guy would even fit into any MRI that I've ever seen.)



This.
Even if the used a large-animal MRI at an animal hospital, it wouldn't accomodate the streched-out arms
 
2014-06-24 11:08:24 PM  
Out of curiosity, googled the "Keith Martin" name on the "scan." Appears to be  this guy, though that guy looks bigger than the guy in the scan.

/Still probably a fake
 
2014-06-24 11:14:21 PM  
Looks fake to me.
 
2014-06-24 11:25:26 PM  
Well, they said "in every fat man is a skinny one trying to get out". Because he was eaten!
 
2014-06-24 11:48:00 PM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: Looks like BS to me. His pecks should have ribs underneath them.


Pecs.

Unless you meant you were expecting him to have hidden 4 dry quarts of baby-backs under each "moob".

/nuttin': I got lots of it
 
2014-06-25 12:04:22 AM  

wildcardjack: Well, they said "in every fat man is a skinny one trying to get out". Because he was eaten!


weknowmemes.com
 
2014-06-25 12:06:35 AM  

perigee: RoomFullOfMonkeys: Looks like BS to me. His pecks should have ribs underneath them.

You've never been with a woman with big boobs, have you? On the horizontal, they tend to spread out like two large pizzas that spill out under the armpits. Doing the sexy thing makes you feel like a giant, flesh-colored muppet is under you, jiggling its eyes at you...


Hope you're not trying to quit your day job for a career writing erotica, 'cuz, ewww. Have you ever even seen a woman...or seen sex performed by humans?
 
2014-06-25 12:10:00 AM  

forgotmydamnusername:
When I was a kid, I had one of those Guiness Book of World Records paperbacks. The world's Heaviest Man titleholder at the time was slightly over 1000 lbs. Forget the guy's name. Anyway, there was a photo of him. He was wearing a pair of overalls/tent, and he was standing up unassisted. Admittedly, he may have been the only one who ever got that heavy who could manage that, but it remains possible. The real giveaway is the spread arms. I've spent enough time in MRI machines and CT scanners to know that isn't possible. I'm not exactly afforded great freedom of movement in the gawddam things at 240.


That's true. I remember that picture well; I spent a lot of time with the Guinness World Records. Robert Hughes, I believe. From the 1930s or 1940's. This still looks fake as hell to me. And when you think about it, that guy probably had to walk around, even as fat as he was. So maybe he didn't get all the fat hanging off of him.

Hey man--nice dog.

www.sideshowworld.com
 
2014-06-25 12:13:53 AM  

LadySusan: perigee: You've never been with a woman with big boobs, have you? On the horizontal, they tend to spread out like two large pizzas that spill out under the armpits. Doing the sexy thing makes you feel like a giant, flesh-colored muppet is under you, jiggling its eyes at you...
Hope you're not trying to quit your day job for a career writing erotica, 'cuz, ewww. Have you ever even seen a woman...or seen sex performed by humans?


maybe he's really turned on by muppets. I don't think we should judge.
 
2014-06-25 12:29:55 AM  

LrdPhoenix: It does look awfully fake, especially given that his arms are out in the default 3D model bind pose and the extreme polygonization of the skin.  Medical scans usually have pretty good resolution.


It's something based on "The Geek" from Poser. That's obvious to me.
 
2014-06-25 12:31:32 AM  
Oh, for fark's sake. You can see the polygons of the model. It's like those "X-Ray Pinup" pictures from a few years ago. Probably done in Poser or Daz Studio.
 
2014-06-25 12:38:20 AM  
theinfosphere.org
 
2014-06-25 05:19:17 AM  
yeah, total bullshiat.

It's a computer generated image, not an actual scan.
 
2014-06-25 07:49:05 AM  
Big folks make great mechanics:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-25 08:09:49 AM  
Open MRIs are not done in tubes. No idea if this is fake or not, but the spread-out arms do not automatically mean that it's not an MRI.
 
2014-06-25 10:04:16 AM  
also, MRI shows more soft tissue and less bone than this. The man wouldn't be "clear" like he is. you'd see muscles and such.
 
2014-06-25 10:35:07 AM  

Theory Of Null: Am I the only person that wants to see a dancing animated version?


No. No you aren't...
 
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