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2014-06-24 04:07:30 PM  
That was Meow Said The Dog reporting.
 
2014-06-24 04:09:30 PM  

WTFDYW: That was Meow Said The Dog reporting.


Came here to say that.
 
2014-06-24 04:13:29 PM  
very very frightening
 
2014-06-24 04:13:36 PM  
Thunderbolts and lightning?  Very very frightening.
 
2014-06-24 04:16:49 PM  
"A lightning bolt of lightning".

As opposed to a crossbow bolt of lightning.
 
2014-06-24 04:20:43 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Thunderbolts and lightning?  Very very frightening.


beat you by 7 sec

/drops mike
//chest pump
///3 slashies
 
2014-06-24 06:14:56 PM  
Still better than Spain's performance in the World Cup

/bitter
 
2014-06-24 06:18:14 PM  
farking foreigners.
 
2014-06-24 06:18:34 PM  
www.theblaze.com

So, he's a reporter now?
 
2014-06-24 06:18:50 PM  
The power of the collective subconscious!

/and like the Spanish team, it missed.
 
2014-06-24 06:20:03 PM  
Lightning trifecta in play?  Shocking
 
2014-06-24 06:21:01 PM  
That was a perfectly cromulent article.
 
2014-06-24 06:21:52 PM  
Still better than most instructions for the assembly of a kids bike ...
 
2014-06-24 06:21:57 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Still better than Spain's performance in the World Cup

/bitter


That was God punishing them with lightning and horrible grammar.
 
2014-06-24 06:22:02 PM  
This is one I'll share with my mom and I'll get it back from my great aunt in two weeks. fw fw fw fw fw fw fw fw: I speaked Engrish real good.
 
2014-06-24 06:23:00 PM  
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. Tampa Bay Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
 
2014-06-24 06:23:21 PM  

dj_bigbird: very very frightening


(Galileo) Galileo
 
2014-06-24 06:24:58 PM  
And even though the plane landed safely, the team resorted to cannibalism anyway.
 
2014-06-24 06:26:15 PM  
This could start a new line of videos from vivid.
 
2014-06-24 06:26:41 PM  

rob_au: Still better than most instructions for the assembly of a kids bike ...


From a sticker on my e-bike:

In accordance with manual inspection vehicles, follow the di-rections below:
1. Open power switch.
2. Will be the key to "on" position.
3. Turn to handle bar throttle, vehicle started travel.
 
2014-06-24 06:29:00 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: WTFDYW: That was Meow Said The Dog reporting.

Came here to say that.


I have a meow headache now
 
2014-06-24 06:29:11 PM  
Google Translate doing its best to promote misunderstanding in the world.
 
2014-06-24 06:30:07 PM  
So far, this thread has LOL potential.
 
2014-06-24 06:30:12 PM  

stoli n coke: And even though the plane landed safely, the team resorted to cannibalism anyway.


You bastage! Choked on my soup.
 
2014-06-24 06:31:44 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-24 06:32:06 PM  
Magnifico!
 
2014-06-24 06:32:10 PM  
And here's what happens if you use Google to translate it into Chinese, then into Swahili, then into Japanese, then into Russian, and then back into English:

In the last World Cup, the Spanish team after lightning landed in Madrid on Tuesday after the results of the new role of group ownership bolt early termination.

Company spokesman Iberia, once capital GMT, Spain, he landed in 1000 is a flash output, but it does not hurt going in passenger and aircraft.

It is common for the damage, but, after the Netherlands, it may be the end of Team Spain Brazil accident before the game first, and it is to lose 5 was lost to Chile 2-0 3-0 Australia only This is a rare early Monday morning.


Actually, not materially worse than TFA.
 
2014-06-24 06:34:30 PM  
Thanks, Google.
 
2014-06-24 06:35:36 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Still better than Spain's performance in the World Cup

/bitter


And Suarez bit him.


/Sorry.
 
2014-06-24 06:35:50 PM  
Nobody expected the Spanish Interpretasition
 
2014-06-24 06:36:17 PM  

stoli n coke: And even though the plane landed safely, the team resorted to cannibalism anyway.


Mmmm... tapas...
 
2014-06-24 06:38:46 PM  

dj_bigbird: TuteTibiImperes: Thunderbolts and lightning?  Very very frightening.

beat you by 7 sec

/drops mike
//chest pump
///3 slashies


What in the hell did Mike do to you?
 
2014-06-24 06:39:28 PM  
The Spanish World Cup team was killed by a lightning bolt of lightning on their flight home. It was divine punishment for their poor performance in Brazil.

/I think that's what TFA is saying
 
2014-06-24 06:42:46 PM  

You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own article!


media.steampowered.com

 
2014-06-24 06:43:34 PM  
media.steampowered.com
 
2014-06-24 06:43:35 PM  
sayof what?
 
2014-06-24 06:43:46 PM  
Advance The only Australia Fair.
 
2014-06-24 06:44:08 PM  
hey guys queen lyrics lol
 
2014-06-24 06:47:35 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: Thanks, Google.


Google does abetter job than that.
 
2014-06-24 06:48:35 PM  
What a thunderbolt lightning may look like:

img.fark.net

/captured this one just outside of town last month
//not Spain
 
2014-06-24 06:49:31 PM  

Super Chronic: And here's what happens if you use Google to translate it into Chinese, then into Swahili, then into Japanese, then into Russian, and then back into English:

In the last World Cup, the Spanish team after lightning landed in Madrid on Tuesday after the results of the new role of group ownership bolt early termination.

Company spokesman Iberia, once capital GMT, Spain, he landed in 1000 is a flash output, but it does not hurt going in passenger and aircraft.

It is common for the damage, but, after the Netherlands, it may be the end of Team Spain Brazil accident before the game first, and it is to lose 5 was lost to Chile 2-0 3-0 Australia only This is a rare early Monday morning.

Actually, not materially worse than TFA.


How come this makes perfect sense to me?
 
2014-06-24 06:52:10 PM  
Thunderbolt lightning

1.bp.blogspot.com

very very frightening me!
 
2014-06-24 06:54:34 PM  

DesertDemonWY: What a thunderbolt lightning may look like:

[img.fark.net image 750x501]

/captured this one just outside of town last month
//not Spain


That... That's gorgeous. Seriously. Do you have a larger version you could link to? Computer wants new wallpaper.
 
2014-06-24 06:56:06 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2014-06-24 06:56:26 PM  
The whole site looks like that. meow said the dog sure gets around.
 
2014-06-24 06:59:08 PM  

WTFDYW: That was Meow Said The Dog reporting.


I don't know, I can usually make some sense out of what Meow posts.  Could have been Meow's less smart brother, Arf Said The Cat.
 
2014-06-24 06:59:17 PM  
Lightning thunderbolt of lightning is the name of my new thrash metal band.
 
2014-06-24 07:01:08 PM  
Any dancing after they landed say the  Fandango .
 
2014-06-24 07:01:32 PM  
Nice!
 
2014-06-24 07:08:53 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: WTFDYW: That was Meow Said The Dog reporting.

Came here to say that.


No. Hell no... I understand Meow.

That article was a useless piece of nothing. A picture told me as much... in fact, more than the article.
 
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