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(Livingston Daily)   Man with enormous sack really not happy about it   (livingstondaily.com) divider line 92
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2014-06-24 05:07:55 PM  
Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How does he ride a bike?
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun
 
2014-06-24 05:27:20 PM  
SuperScrote!
 
2014-06-24 05:58:59 PM  
FTFA:  The surgery is dangerous and expensive.

The guy's got a lot of balls.
 
2014-06-24 05:59:03 PM  
Surely that's a euphemism for... *click* oh my...
 
2014-06-24 05:59:40 PM  
Um, dude, just get it lopped off and have some prosthetic nuts hung in it's place. You don't need to reproduce, and anymore, you can get a farking speedstick of testosterone if you need it.
 
2014-06-24 06:02:03 PM  
When I go out, people do look. They try to be polite, you can see when something's not right," he said.

Maurer says it's affected his health and his relationship with his wife, Mindy. "I don't want to lose her," says Maurer.


RELATED: Michigan man with 100-pound scrotal growth seeks help from community

Wait, there's another one out there? WHY WERE WE NOT ALERTED SOONER ABOUT THE EPIDEMIC OF MEN IN MICHIGAN WITH ABNORMALLY LARGE SCROTUMS.
 
2014-06-24 06:03:16 PM  
"Your Testes and You"

i.imgur.com
 
msP
2014-06-24 06:04:25 PM  
So what - health insurance won't pay for this kind of surgery?
 
2014-06-24 06:05:40 PM  
If only the government would provide some way to get affordable health care, he wouldn't need to beg for money.
 
2014-06-24 06:11:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-24 06:11:37 PM  
Misdiagnosed?

"Sir...your balls are fine.  You just have a really small penis"
 
2014-06-24 06:12:24 PM  
As somebody who once had a condition resulting in an enlarged scrotum that required surgery, I sympathize.

/and gag
 
2014-06-24 06:13:04 PM  
"She's amazing. I don't see myself as being worth it, but she is. That's why I'm going through this," says Dan.

Aw. The story is disgusting, but that's kind of nice.

neongoats: Um, dude, just get it lopped off and have some prosthetic nuts hung in it's place. You don't need to reproduce, and anymore, you can get a farking speedstick of testosterone if you need it.


That was my first thought. is there some reason he can't just have them amputated? I mean, a real reason, not "but what if I want to have my own genetic children someday?" Because that is a stupid reason. hell, he could even freeze some sperm, if he's worried about that. Actually, it looks like it might only be in one of them. So have one amputated.

I wonder if he has insurance? Because if this surgery isn't medically necessary, then nothing is.

You know, he could stand to lose some weight, too. Maybe after he can move around.....
 
2014-06-24 06:13:48 PM  
Soooooo.... Not much of a gymnast, then.
 
2014-06-24 06:13:58 PM  
It is a rare day indeed when one gets to see an article with the sentence:
 "It wasn't until (name) saw a TLC show, called The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum, that he knew there was hope."
Maybe even a once in a lifetime kind of thing.
 
2014-06-24 06:15:07 PM  
Balls.
 
2014-06-24 06:17:29 PM  
That guy should totally sell real estate.
 
2014-06-24 06:19:33 PM  
I don't understand why they told him to lose weight as a treatment. Do men normally carry extra weight on their scrotum? Honest question.
 
2014-06-24 06:20:34 PM  
Now THAT'S a Ballsack Conundrum (tm)
 
2014-06-24 06:21:01 PM  
Pure MichiganTM doctors
 
2014-06-24 06:21:04 PM  
Dan's scrotum was getting bigger. His doctor told him to lose weight.

Some people just get arm fat and spare tires.

Seriously though, his doctor sounds like he went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.
 
2014-06-24 06:21:24 PM  
How does a doctor not see that a testicle is swollen?
 
2014-06-24 06:22:15 PM  

audiblesmile: I don't understand why they told him to lose weight as a treatment. Do men normally carry extra weight on their scrotum? Honest question.


Cause Murica's healther care is best in teh World!  In teh WORLD!!
 
2014-06-24 06:22:28 PM  
So, not ONE doctor did lymphatic tests? No blood work? No "bring in the giant goddamn x-ray and look at the unborn sibling for a buck"? I had to have a 'mass' removed (yeah, yeah, heard 'em all) and it wasn't like THIS! WTF?
 
2014-06-24 06:23:28 PM  
"She's amazing. I don't see myself as being worth it

Geez, what a sad sack.
 
2014-06-24 06:23:33 PM  
Another Fark thread defending fatties.

/eat a farking salad porker
 
2014-06-24 06:24:16 PM  

Krustofsky: Now THAT'S a Ballsack Conundrum (tm)


He should keep away from giant slatted chairs.
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-06-24 06:24:53 PM  
img.fark.net

Click image for Randy's balls.
 
2014-06-24 06:27:56 PM  
So, when he plopped the ten pound scrotum on the doctor's desk they told him to work it off through diet and exercise? Where are these people getting medical advice, Mehmet Oz?
 
2014-06-24 06:29:16 PM  

audiblesmile: I don't understand why they told him to lose weight as a treatment. Do men normally carry extra weight on their scrotum? Honest question.


I wonder if it's because he was too embarrassed or ashamed to accurately describe the situation to his doctors. If you're going in because you're fat, I'm guessing the doctors aren't having you strip to confirm it's your belly and not your testicles they're looking at. There's no way a competent doctor is going to look at an enlarged and growing scrotum and recommend diet & exercise. Sorry. Don't believe it. Now if they didn't actually see the scrotum, and a patient didn't mention it, then sure, I can see that. Poor guy's dieting and exercising, but he's still getting fatter. Let's consider a lapband. Yeah, that makes sense.

Either way, I thought this is what insurance is for. Aren't we all supposed to have it by now? I mean, I know even with insurance it's expensive and a major financial burden, but some things aren't quite adding up.
 
2014-06-24 06:30:26 PM  
No Cyanide&Happiness cartoon?? Damn you guys, c'mon!!!
 
2014-06-24 06:37:07 PM  
 It wasn't until Dan saw a TLC show, called The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum

The first time that a trashy TLC show has ever helped anyone.
 
2014-06-24 06:39:36 PM  
If it's a cyst that is broken and draining into the sack, can't they just lance that and drain it?  You know, maybe in a shower with a floor drain for easy cleanup?
 
2014-06-24 06:42:28 PM  
 It wasn't until Dan saw a TLC show, called The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum, that he knew there was hope.

Huh, I thought that was Brazzers. Must have been sweeps week.
 
2014-06-24 06:43:35 PM  
nards
 
2014-06-24 06:44:20 PM  
Whoa, easy target. I bet he's real nice to his wife.
 
2014-06-24 06:44:59 PM  
Thirty-three comments and I'm the first?  Seriously, people, don't make me stop this car!
ajgentile.typepad.com
I gotta do EVERYTHING around here.
 
2014-06-24 06:46:55 PM  

neongoats: Um, dude, just get it lopped off and have some prosthetic nuts hung in it's place. You don't need to reproduce, and anymore, you can get a farking speedstick of testosterone if you need it.


I call band name.
 
2014-06-24 06:47:38 PM  

rkiller1: Thirty-three comments and I'm the first?  Seriously, people, don't make me stop this car!
[ajgentile.typepad.com image 350x528]
I gotta do EVERYTHING around here.


They used to block us from posting on Fark for an undisclosed period of time for posting that image, so I'm assuming a lot of folks are still a little hesitant.
 
2014-06-24 06:48:54 PM  
Yeah, I hate doctors. And insurance companies. They're a bunch of farking assholes. Also lawyers and dentists. and farking car insurance companies.
and HR reps, they suck too. Any company that has phone based customer support based out of a boiler room in bangladesh can suck my cack. And farking microsoft accounts, wtf? how many accounts do I need to have to let my frigging kid play xbox? its farking stupid. But those co-paying blood sucking co-pay collecting health insurance leaches suck the biggest bag of dicks. And people that don't farking return phone calls. "oh yeah we've been trying to reach you" BULLshiat! With what smoke signals? bunch of farking cock suckers.
 
2014-06-24 06:49:42 PM  

MrHappyRotter: audiblesmile: I don't understand why they told him to lose weight as a treatment. Do men normally carry extra weight on their scrotum? Honest question.

I wonder if it's because he was too embarrassed or ashamed to accurately describe the situation to his doctors. If you're going in because you're fat, I'm guessing the doctors aren't having you strip to confirm it's your belly and not your testicles they're looking at. There's no way a competent doctor is going to look at an enlarged and growing scrotum and recommend diet & exercise. Sorry. Don't believe it. Now if they didn't actually see the scrotum, and a patient didn't mention it, then sure, I can see that. Poor guy's dieting and exercising, but he's still getting fatter. Let's consider a lapband. Yeah, that makes sense.

Either way, I thought this is what insurance is for. Aren't we all supposed to have it by now? I mean, I know even with insurance it's expensive and a major financial burden, but some things aren't quite adding up.


Maybe the doctor was thinking of a different sort of band (NSFG). That wouldn't help either -- good luck finding a band big enough, for one thing -- but it would make slightly more sense...
 
2014-06-24 06:50:12 PM  

MrHappyRotter: rkiller1: Thirty-three comments and I'm the first?  Seriously, people, don't make me stop this car!
[ajgentile.typepad.com image 350x528]
I gotta do EVERYTHING around here.

They used to block us from posting on Fark for an undisclosed period of time for posting that image, so I'm assuming a lot of folks are still a little hesitant.


Uh oh.
Mods: if I'm in trouble, tell me now. Rip that band-aid off swift and true.
/Braced.
 
2014-06-24 06:51:17 PM  
No longer a problem:

img.auctiva.com
 
2014-06-24 06:51:21 PM  
Oh no!!!! The 132 pound scrotum man died in March!

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/496697 3
 
2014-06-24 06:53:17 PM  
I'm calling scrotenanigans.
 
2014-06-24 06:53:28 PM  
Remind anyone else of those god awful diaper pants the Beibs wears?
 
2014-06-24 06:54:30 PM  
Sounds like a nut job.
 
2014-06-24 06:57:58 PM  
You have Obamacare, what's the problem? Why are you asking the people who already pay for your insurance, to give you more?
 
2014-06-24 06:59:42 PM  

audiblesmile: I don't understand why they told him to lose weight as a treatment. Do men normally carry extra weight on their scrotum? Honest question.


Yeah, that medical advice seemed kind of sketchy.
 
2014-06-24 07:00:03 PM  

MrHappyRotter: If you're going in because you're fat, I'm guessing the doctors aren't having you strip to confirm it's your belly and not your testicles they're looking at.


That there is a succinct encapsulation of why caddisfly decided against medical school.
 
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