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(WYFF 4 Greenville)   When trying to explain how your girlfriend literally got shot in the foot, get your story straight - otherwise you'll figuratively do the same to yourself   (wyff4.com) divider line 23
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2014-06-25 01:00:17 AM  
Legalize marijuana. Put the street dealers out of business and crime will go down.
 
2014-06-25 01:54:59 AM  
does subby mean literally literally or literally as in added emphasis?
 
2014-06-25 01:58:01 AM  
39 and shooting your girlfriend in the foot to see what it would do ? Sounds like my cousin - he out? Really, dude is an arch criminal - we're all terrified of him.

When he gets out, and shows up, I don't know whether to threaten him verbally or with a firearm. He's a sociopath, so it's a bit of a hard problem.

Any suggestions?
 
2014-06-25 02:09:13 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: 39 and shooting your girlfriend in the foot to see what it would do ? Sounds like my cousin - he out? Really, dude is an arch criminal - we're all terrified of him.

When he gets out, and shows up, I don't know whether to threaten him verbally or with a firearm. He's a sociopath, so it's a bit of a hard problem.

Any suggestions?


Don't invite him to the reunion?
 
2014-06-25 02:15:17 AM  
Isn't it ironic?
 
2014-06-25 02:16:03 AM  
This is SPARTAnburg!
 
2014-06-25 02:28:11 AM  
Dont drink the kool aide.
 
2014-06-25 02:28:44 AM  
www.funlyest.com
 
2014-06-25 02:34:19 AM  
Police: Man shoots girlfriend in foot; Charged with intent to kill

Good luck killing someone by shooting them in the foot. The only place I know of where that works is playing Counterstrike with a AWP.
 
2014-06-25 02:43:05 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: 39 and shooting your girlfriend in the foot to see what it would do ? Sounds like my cousin - he out? Really, dude is an arch criminal - we're all terrified of him.

When he gets out, and shows up, I don't know whether to threaten him verbally or with a firearm. He's a sociopath, so it's a bit of a hard problem.

Any suggestions?


Go to the hospital, tell them you had a stroke!
 
2014-06-25 02:45:49 AM  
When trying to explain how to use the word literally...
 
2014-06-25 03:50:04 AM  

fusillade762: Police: Man shoots girlfriend in foot; Charged with intent to kill

Good luck killing someone by shooting them in the foot. The only place I know of where that works is playing Counterstrike with a AWP.


That shiat can get infected yo.
 
2014-06-25 03:51:46 AM  

kortex: When trying to explain how to use the word literally...


Are you going to finish that? I'm curious where you were going, was she somehow not literally shot in the foot? I understand that "shooting yourself in the foot" is a common expression, but in this case a woman suffered a bullet wound to her foot. She was literally shot in the foot.
 
2014-06-25 04:53:29 AM  
I sort of question the article's idea that the guy's story not matching the girl's actually  led  to the arrest, it sounds like the cops got the real story from the neighbors/bystanders, whom they'd have interviewed regardless given the shooting injury.
 
2014-06-25 06:23:53 AM  
So this woman would date a man who has a bad temper, cheats on her supposedly and carries a weapon. Does her boyfriend look like this:

thenypost.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-25 06:24:52 AM  
Literally, as in he wrote a story in which his girlfriend got shot in the foot?
 
2014-06-25 07:56:27 AM  

fusillade762: Police: Man shoots girlfriend in foot; Charged with intent to kill

Good luck killing someone by shooting them in the foot. The only place I know of where that works is playing Counterstrike with a AWP.



www.gearhack.com


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api.ning.com
 
2014-06-25 07:57:42 AM  
In a release, Littlejohn said Kelvin Lemonde Dean, 39, was arrested and charged with assault and battery with intent to kill in connection with the incident that happened just after midnight.

Thanks Littlejohn, but I'm waiting to hear Friar Tuck's take on things personally...

/Did anyone else read the perp's middle name as "Lemonade"?
 
2014-06-25 08:06:24 AM  
 "All we got to do is tell the story right. "
 
2014-06-25 08:14:57 AM  
Someone needed a toe.

/I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon
 
2014-06-25 08:54:28 AM  

RobSeace: In a release, Littlejohn said Kelvin Lemonde Dean, 39, was arrested and charged with assault and battery with intent to kill in connection with the incident that happened just after midnight.

Thanks Littlejohn, but I'm waiting to hear Friar Tuck's take on things personally...

/Did anyone else read the perp's middle name as "Lemonade"?


I would say 'yes'.  Read this.

BalugaJoe: Dont drink the kool aide.

 
2014-06-25 10:58:00 AM  
Just another responsible gun owner.  Nothing to see here.
 
2014-06-25 01:04:24 PM  
Nothing to see here, just another gun incident that has nothing to do with penises.
 
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