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(KLTV Tyler)   Coors distribution plant in Texas evacuated after fire grows out of control. And nothing of value was lost   (kltv.com) divider line 100
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2014-06-24 01:17:28 PM  
You'd think that water wouldn't burn like that
 
2014-06-24 01:18:56 PM  

Voiceofreason01: You'd think that water horse piss wouldn't burn like that


FTFY
 
2014-06-24 01:21:04 PM  
In before the beer snobs....

Voiceofreason01: You'd think that water wouldn't burn like that


HawgWild: Voiceofreason01: You'd think that water horse piss wouldn't burn like that

FTFY


Oh well...
 
2014-06-24 01:22:36 PM  

HawgWild: Voiceofreason01: You'd wouldn't think that water horse piss wouldn't burns like that

FTFY


FTFY.
 
2014-06-24 01:24:14 PM  
See, even fire hates Coors..
 
2014-06-24 01:25:33 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: In before the beer snobs....


The only people who drink Coors are people who "don't like Bud"...which is odd because they taste almost exactly the same(horse piss). So hop off your soap box and come drink something that's interesting and tastes good.
 
2014-06-24 01:27:19 PM  
Miller = Coors = Bud

It's all the same.
 
2014-06-24 01:29:44 PM  

HawgWild: Miller = Coors = Bud

It's all the same.


I do like that Busch does a special can design for deer season. I still won't drink the stuff but anyway...
 
2014-06-24 01:30:02 PM  
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Hope the dogs are OK
 
2014-06-24 01:36:45 PM  
Can't get you drunk, can't put out a fire.
What good is this stuff?
 
2014-06-24 01:37:51 PM  
Someday, you folks east of Texas will get to try Coors. It's not bad, for a macrobrew.
 
2014-06-24 01:49:00 PM  
The Coors sold in Australia is made in Canada.
 
2014-06-24 02:00:25 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Sin_City_Superhero: In before the beer snobs....

The only people who drink Coors are people who "don't like Bud"...which is odd because they taste almost exactly the same(horse piss). So hop off your soap box and come drink something that's interesting and tastes good.


I don't willingly drink either one, but I do think Coors is slightly less offensive (though even more flavorless) horse piss as compared to Bud.  To me, Coors tastes like it's brewed from horse piss, but Bud tastes like its brewed from horse piss that has been collected from horses that are given Coors to drink instead of water.
 
2014-06-24 02:04:04 PM  
Fire at the beer place?  Then you need to get Bob out of the vat RIGHT NOW!
 
2014-06-24 02:10:28 PM  

unyon: Fire at the beer place?  Then you need to get Bob out of the vat RIGHT NOW!


Word is he has to piss so bad he can taste it.
 
2014-06-24 02:20:21 PM  
Green!

www.brewchief.com
 
2014-06-24 02:21:34 PM  
cdn.memegenerator.net
 
2014-06-24 02:31:27 PM  

Gonz: Someday, you folks east of Texas will get to try Coors. It's not bad, for a macrobrew.


It's been east of Texas for about two decades if not longer.
 
2014-06-24 02:33:28 PM  

DON.MAC: The Coors sold in Australia is made in Canada.


The Fosters sold in the US is made in Canada, so.. even trade?
 
2014-06-24 02:44:52 PM  
Coors Banquet(yellow label)is approved by Feingold and that makes it worth it.

www.molsoncoors.com
 
2014-06-24 02:52:15 PM  
Firefighters reportedly have a long way to go and a short time to get there...
 
2014-06-24 02:52:51 PM  
What exactly is a "banquet" beer, idgi
 
2014-06-24 02:54:06 PM  
assets.diylol.com
 
2014-06-24 02:54:14 PM  
Coors original  is a perfectly cromulent beer, and Blue Moon isn't too bad either
 
2014-06-24 02:55:01 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Firefighters reportedly have a long way to go and a short time to get there...


forgottenflix.com
 
2014-06-24 02:55:06 PM  
Big Enos is not going to be happy about this.
 
2014-06-24 02:55:18 PM  

WTFDYW: Gonz: Someday, you folks east of Texas will get to try Coors. It's not bad, for a macrobrew.

It's been east of Texas for about two decades if not longer.


When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
 
2014-06-24 02:55:37 PM  

Cyberluddite


Voiceofreason01: Sin_City_Superhero: In before the beer snobs....

The only people who drink Coors are people who "don't like Bud"...which is odd because they taste almost exactly the same(horse piss). So hop off your soap box and come drink something that's interesting and tastes good.

I don't willingly drink either one, but I do think Coors is slightly less offensive (though even more flavorless) horse piss as compared to Bud. To me, Coors tastes like it's brewed from horse piss, but Bud tastes like its brewed from horse piss that has been collected from horses that are given Coors to drink instead of water.


Part of me wants to ask why you guys are so intimately familiar with the taste of horse piss.

And then the more reasonable part of me beats that other part to death with a shovel. We're all better off not knowing.
 
2014-06-24 02:55:42 PM  

ElwoodCuse: What exactly is a "banquet" beer, idgi


Fancy horse piss.
 
2014-06-24 02:57:32 PM  
You ever piss to put out a campfire?

Picture that smell, exponentially more powerful.
 
2014-06-24 02:58:55 PM  
Please stop insulting horse piss.
adscam.typepad.com
 
2014-06-24 02:59:54 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Firefighters reportedly have a long way to go and a short time to get there...


F*cking WIN!!
 
2014-06-24 03:00:18 PM  
Now now, Subby. I'm sure all the brewing equipment is worth a lot of money.

/Especially since it hasn't been used to brew beer yet.
 
2014-06-24 03:00:21 PM  

Gonz: WTFDYW: Gonz: Someday, you folks east of Texas will get to try Coors. It's not bad, for a macrobrew.

It's been east of Texas for about two decades if not longer.

When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.


Right now I'm standing in Ohio. When I used to drink Coors (20 yrs ago) I was standing in Indiana. You seem like you're standing in Texas from what I make of your post.
 
2014-06-24 03:00:23 PM  
People who don't like Coors don't mow their own yards. Thanks for supporting Cerveceria Modelo.
 
2014-06-24 03:00:28 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Cyberluddite

Voiceofreason01: Sin_City_Superhero: In before the beer snobs....

The only people who drink Coors are people who "don't like Bud"...which is odd because they taste almost exactly the same(horse piss). So hop off your soap box and come drink something that's interesting and tastes good.

I don't willingly drink either one, but I do think Coors is slightly less offensive (though even more flavorless) horse piss as compared to Bud. To me, Coors tastes like it's brewed from horse piss, but Bud tastes like its brewed from horse piss that has been collected from horses that are given Coors to drink instead of water.


Part of me wants to ask why you guys are so intimately familiar with the taste of horse piss.

And then the more reasonable part of me beats that other part to death with a shovel. We're all better off not knowing.


Because scent is 80% of your taste...

Which is why goats cheese tastes like goats smell...
 
2014-06-24 03:00:44 PM  
"What do you need all that beer for, Enos?"

"Because he's thirsty, dummy".


/SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT THREAD!!
 
2014-06-24 03:01:12 PM  
Subby, could have gone for a "and losses were estimated in the tens of hundreds"
 
2014-06-24 03:03:20 PM  

Voiceofreason01: You'd think that water wouldn't burn like that


Darn it! Beat me to it!
 
2014-06-24 03:03:40 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: People who don't like Coors don't mow their own yards. Thanks for supporting Cerveceria Modelo.


My yardsmen, I wouldn't call them groundskeepers as all they do is mow, seem to be all white guys... I'm sure Coors or some other redneck brand brew thanks them...

/Beer Snob
//Homebrewer
 
2014-06-24 03:03:45 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Sin_City_Superhero: In before the beer snobs....

The only people who drink Coors are people who "don't like Bud"...which is odd because they taste almost exactly the same(horse piss). So hop off your soap box and come drink something that's interesting and tastes good.


ALL beer tastes like horse piss.
 
2014-06-24 03:06:51 PM  
On a nostalgic note, Coors was the beer my old man drank and that I  sampled ingeniously pilfered from the refrigerator stock for a few years when I was underage and my favorite beer was labeled "any."

On the other hand, I realized early in the Reagan era that Coors sponsored and funded any number of right wing, pseudo-nazi nutjob outfits like the Heritage Foundation and have not touched the piss since 1982.

So I'm okay with the burning of this beer plant.
 
2014-06-24 03:08:01 PM  
It must have been a biatch to get fire suits in a 68 extra fat and 12 dwarf.
 
2014-06-24 03:08:12 PM  

CeroX: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: People who don't like Coors don't mow their own yards. Thanks for supporting Cerveceria Modelo.

My yardsmen, I wouldn't call them groundskeepers as all they do is mow, seem to be all white guys... I'm sure Coors or some other redneck brand brew thanks them...

/Beer Snob
//Homebrewer


you used that word...homebrewer...i got my first infected batch...it was a real doozie...i figured out what i probably did wrong...i just haven't got back up on the horse yet
 
2014-06-24 03:08:13 PM  
Now for sale coors rauch beir!

/did people drink horse piss at some time in history?
//would one have done that in a survival situation?
 
2014-06-24 03:08:55 PM  

WTFDYW: Gonz: WTFDYW: Gonz: Someday, you folks east of Texas will get to try Coors. It's not bad, for a macrobrew.

It's been east of Texas for about two decades if not longer.

When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.

Right now I'm standing in Ohio. When I used to drink Coors (20 yrs ago) I was standing in Indiana. You seem like you're standing in Texas from what I make of your post.


The fact that you're in Ohio is not germane to the situation.
 
2014-06-24 03:09:16 PM  

hammettman: On a nostalgic note, Coors was the beer my old man drank and that I  sampled ingeniously pilfered from the refrigerator stock for a few years when I was underage and my favorite beer was labeled "any."

On the other hand, I realized early in the Reagan era that Coors sponsored and funded any number of right wing, pseudo-nazi nutjob outfits like the Heritage Foundation and have not touched the piss since 1982.

So I'm okay with the burning of this beer plant.


So you have no problem with the loss of jobs even if it is temporary? Typical.
 
2014-06-24 03:09:22 PM  
What do Coors Light and having sex in a canoe have in common?

They're both f*cking close to water.

/actually like Original Coors
 
2014-06-24 03:09:41 PM  
i149.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-24 03:10:27 PM  
I like to kick back a cool, Coors 16oz'er with some good fine people.

Nothin' wrong with that.
 
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