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(The Raw Story)   Fox News guest whose "impeccable" sources hosts vouched for, claims that Bill Clinton smiled when he was told he had "a progressive heart condition because the term sounded Liberal," and he plotted how to use his death to get Hillary elected   (rawstory.com) divider line 79
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2014-06-24 01:59:35 PM
These people have no shame or scruples.
 
2014-06-24 02:02:49 PM
You're missing a few commas, subby. You could probably jazz this up with a couple more capitals and maybe a colon or two, too. Colons add gravitas, remember that.
 
2014-06-24 02:14:13 PM
I'm not sure if Ed Klein is a out-and-out liar or if he's just totally farking nuts and really believes this shiat. Either way, that segment was balls out nuts. Totally crazy. Like, "holy shiat, am I on shrooms?" crazy.

Also, Ed Klein looks like if Jerry Seinfeld's Uncle Leo had a shiat-ton of plastic surgery to look 30 years younger.
 
2014-06-24 02:21:31 PM
This is the same guy who wrote such a hilariously inaccurate and poor quality book about Hillary in the mid-200s that the National Review gave it two thumbs down.
 
2014-06-24 02:27:38 PM
I heard that Clinton was hanging out with Carter and Bill Ayres and he said "Check this out I'm going to pee on America" and he went to pee on the ground, but a Marine who had just come back from Afganistan saw what was happening and he strode over confidently and said in his chestnut baritone voice "You know I spent 12 tours fighting in Arab lands so you could disgrace the land that I love."

Carter smirked Jewishly and said "I was in the Navy so I've got diplomatic immunity", but the Marine just roundhouse kicked him into one of those crappy houses for moochers that he builds and said "It's just been revoked."   Then the people came out of the house and they got jobs and they were almost as happy as they had been when they were slaves picking cotton.  Share if you stand with Cliven Bundy!
 
2014-06-24 02:31:57 PM

Rapmaster2000: I heard that Clinton was hanging out with Carter and Bill Ayres and he said "Check this out I'm going to pee on America" and he went to pee on the ground, but a Marine who had just come back from Afganistan saw what was happening and he strode over confidently and said in his chestnut baritone voice "You know I spent 12 tours fighting in Arab lands so you could disgrace the land that I love."

Carter smirked Jewishly and said "I was in the Navy so I've got diplomatic immunity", but the Marine just roundhouse kicked him into one of those crappy houses for moochers that he builds and said "It's just been revoked."   Then the people came out of the house and they got jobs and they were almost as happy as they had been when they were slaves picking cotton.  Share if you stand with Cliven Bundy!


Sounds more legit than the article.
 
2014-06-24 02:33:05 PM
I could actually buy the "progressive" thing; that sounds like the kind of sarcastic reaction someone with a sense of humor might have.
 
2014-06-24 02:49:54 PM
This is what, the fourth or fifth thread on this book?  Is Klein approving links now?
 
2014-06-24 02:51:39 PM
FTFA: The author said that he had also learned that Bill Clinton had smiled when he was diagnosed with a "progressive" heart condition because the term sounded liberal.

Ignoring how ridiculous it is that Bill is being considered liberal or progressive, that's still funny enough that I want it to be true.
 
2014-06-24 02:51:48 PM

Pocket Ninja: You're missing a few commas, subby. You could probably jazz this up with a couple more capitals and maybe a colon or two, too. Colons add gravitas, remember that.


It's a story about Fox News anchors and guests; there are enough colons involved already.
 
2014-06-24 02:54:04 PM
Is Ed Klein related to Joe Klein? Why do people named Klein hate the Clintons?
 
2014-06-24 02:55:57 PM
This happened
 
2014-06-24 02:57:35 PM
Man, it must be weird to have such little shame.
 
2014-06-24 02:58:58 PM
Impeccable.  Sources.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-24 03:01:14 PM
www.rawstory.com

It's good to see that Bat Boy is all grown up.
 
2014-06-24 03:01:31 PM
"And they Ed Klein fellow has such a beautiful penis," Clinton continued. "Remind me to give Monica his number," Bill chortled while leaning to the left slightly.
 
2014-06-24 03:01:34 PM

Kome: Pocket Ninja: You're missing a few commas, subby. You could probably jazz this up with a couple more capitals and maybe a colon or two, too. Colons add gravitas, remember that.

It's a story about Fox News anchors and guests; there are enough colons involved already.


.... spastic, anyway
 
2014-06-24 03:01:59 PM
Hey look, another thread about Ed Klein hyping up his books. Cuz we haven't had any since yesterday!!!
 
2014-06-24 03:02:20 PM
I don't understand the problem.

Sounds about as credible as anything else that ever gets aired on Fox News.

Still doesn't outderp the time O'Reilly said "...[this kid's situation] looks to me to be a lot more fun than what he had under his old parents" while discussing a teenage victim of multiple-rape and kidnapping.
I swear, sometimes I think Fox News is getting lazy in their old age. The old days were so much more "fun".
 
2014-06-24 03:02:56 PM
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He looks even crazier than the last time I saw him. Terminal Clinton Derangement Syndrome is never pretty but in the later stages it gets downright gruesome.

Vans down by the river with "Free Candy" written on the side have more credibility than Ed Klein.
 
2014-06-24 03:03:38 PM
Though Bill was sad his heart condition wasn't congenital, because it sounded sexy.
 
2014-06-24 03:04:22 PM
You know mods, no matter how many times you try to polish Klein's turd, he's still not going to fark you.
 
2014-06-24 03:04:33 PM
Well I have impeccable sources that claim when Bush was told that Cheney had acute angina he said 'I didn't know men had those."
 
2014-06-24 03:04:47 PM
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a.abcnews.go.com
 
2014-06-24 03:06:33 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Though Bill was sad his heart condition wasn't congenital, because it sounded sexy.


Win.
 
2014-06-24 03:07:35 PM

timujin: This is what, the fourth or fifth thread on this book?  Is Klein approving links now?


The gift that keeps giving. That it's being hyped by a number of the usual suspects is good to know -- it serves as an alert to the derp ahead of us as we move closer to '16. Because you know a lot of this is going to be in the talking points and Fwd:Fwd:Fwd:Fwd emails to come.
 
2014-06-24 03:10:59 PM
Of course, because a Rhodes Scholar is completely ignorant of the medical implications of a progressive condition.

Let me guess; then they gave him saltpeter and went to put on a tux because "If I'm going to be impot'nt, I wanna look impot'nt"?
 
2014-06-24 03:11:50 PM

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holy crap...perfect
 
2014-06-24 03:12:48 PM
Mrs Clinton and President Clinton were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
 
2014-06-24 03:14:04 PM
Bill Clinton was the Voice of Michelangelo in 3 Ninja Turtle movies.
 
2014-06-24 03:14:07 PM
Isn't there a point when this becomes slander/libel?
 
2014-06-24 03:14:39 PM
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2014-06-24 03:14:46 PM

Pocket Ninja: You're missing a few commas, subby. You could probably jazz this up with a couple more capitals and maybe a colon or two, too. Colons add gravitas, remember that.


I was just thinking that the headline reads like a Mad Lib...
 
2014-06-24 03:15:22 PM
It is disgusting the levels to which the Left will sink just to put one of "their guys" in office.


thank you Subby, for keeping us infromed.
 
2014-06-24 03:15:36 PM

ManateeGag: These people have no shame or scruples.


Or brains, apparently.
 
2014-06-24 03:16:05 PM

James!: Bill Clinton was the Voice of Michelangelo in 3 Ninja Turtle movies.


Explains the marshmallow pizzas.
 
2014-06-24 03:16:11 PM
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OCCULTIC ORNAMENTS ADORNING HILLARY'S CHRISTMAS TREE

1) "Fertility god, made of carved dark wood, and put together so they look like stick figures." -- The male Fertility god is in authority during this time of the year. Sex is paramount in the religion of the occultist, and its celebration is one of the highest activities in which occultists can participate. From September 21 to March 21, the male Fertility god is in control of the earth. From March 21 to September 21, the Female goddess assumes supreme leadership. Therefore, the occultist will celebrate either the sex act or the male sex organs at this time of year, preponderantly.

2) "Twelve Lords a-leaping. The ornament consisted of tiny clay male figurines. Each was naked and had a large erection." Once again, you can see the predominance of the male sex organ on display. This associates directly with the male fertility god, above. Human sacrifice is also required on December 21, Yule. During the next 12 days, until Jan 1, this is the transition between the Old Year to the New Year in the American occult world. Notice that there are precisely 12 days from the occult holiday, December 21, to the New Year of January 1. Most people do not realize that this part of our Christmas celebration has such a Satanic foundation.


3) "Two Turtle Doves, but they didn't have shells this time -- they were joined together in an act of bird fornication." This represents the sexual union of the god and goddess. Usually the two preferred times of sexual union are during the two times of the Equinox when the transfer of authority is occurring. This act is also symbol of the sex rite. Once again, you can see the occultic obsession with the sex act. This is totally occultic, and is totally revealing of the type of person Hillary and Bill truly are, in their heart of inner hearts -- witches. This image shows the general occult theme of the male god and female goddess in the tantric sex act. Tantric sex is the occult belief that the energy inherent in the act of sexual climax can be used for occultic purposes, like casting of spells. We later refer to this belief as "Sex Magick", in paragraph 7.

4) "Five Golden rings -- sex toys known as 'cock rings' " This is emblematic of the phallic god. Sex worship is a major part of the occult religion. Occultists are big into the veneration of phallic objects [for the uninitiated among you, a phallic object is a stylistic representation of the male penis. "The phallus is a Pagan fertility symbol which represents generation, virility, and aggression." [Anton LaVey, "Satanic Bible", p. 139].

The most venerated phallic object is the Obelisk, because it is believed to be the place where the spirit of the Egyptian Sun God, Ra, resides. Each dedicated occultist is supposed to bow several times daily to the obelisk. Rather than describing the shape of the obelisk to you, I shall just tell you that the most famous obelisk in modern history is the Washington Monument. For a full disclosure of the significance of the Washington Monument, read NEWS1081, "Freemason Site Confirms Government Center In Washington, D.C., Was Deliberately Created With Freemason Occult Symbols".

5) "Another mystery ornament was the gingerbread man. There were five small, gold rings: one in his ear, one in his nose, one through his nipple, one through his belly button, and of course, the ever-popular cock ring." [Read above for description of the cock ring]. These are the five places where the occult five-fold kiss is given during a ritual. This kiss is a simple blessing in the occult, a recognition, and a welcoming. During an occult ceremony, a man gets his penis kissed; [Sounds kind of what Bill Clinton wanted all these girls, like Paula Jones, to do to him].

"This is part of the Legend, or Myth, of the god and goddess of witchcraft. The goddess had never loved, but she wanted to solve all mysteries, even death, and so she journeyed to the Netherworld. When she was challenged by the Guardians of the Netherworld, she was forced to disrobe and give up all her jewelry. But, since she was so beautiful, the god of the Netherworld fell in love with her, and kissed her. He wanted her to abide with him in Death, but she would not. Because she refused, she was made to suffer the symbolic scourge of death. Her beauty remained, so the god of the Netherworld taught her all the mysteries. He then gave her the Five-Fold Kiss", which is still practiced among the occult today.

Only a dedicated occultist would conceive of such an "ornament"! Hillary is now to be recognized as the powerful witch she truly is. She and Bill have often talked about operating a "Co-Presidency", about which we shall speak in another article. Here, she is approving occult ornaments which clearly depict the duality of the god and goddess of the occult, male and female, with a typical emphasis on sex and sex organs!

6) "Here was another five golden rings ornament -- five gold-wrapped condoms" Once again, we have sex on display, but this time, we see a slightly different picture, a picture of the completed sex act. A condom is designed to catch the male sperm upon ejaculation; therefore, a condom can be viewed as a symbol of the completed sex act. The significance of this revelation will become apparent after we share a similar ornament, in paragraph 7, followed by Marquis' explanation.

7) "There were other condom ornaments, some still in the wrapper, some not. Two sets had been 'blown' into balloons and tied to small trees." This is eemblematic of the Fertility Rites of 'Sexual Magick'. Sexual Magick is defined as that part of the occult belief that the energy of the sexual organism can be used for spell casting. T his the most obvious fulfillment of Paul's definition of a pagan in Romans 1:25, "Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen." Whenever anyone asks you what your definition of pagan is, quote this Scripture. Even self-confessed pagans will agree with it!


In this surprising occult belief, pagans are taught that they can achieve great power in the casting of spells if they can use the energy they believe is inherent in the precise moment of the climax of the sex act. Thus, it is very common for witches who are casting spells to engage in a sex act at the precise moment they are climaxing. This energy from a sexual organism can be realized from a heterosexual act, a lesbian act, or a homosexual act! Remember, occultists teach a "Duality In Nature" doctrine, which means that Nature can only be healthy if it is "balanced". Therefore, the occultist will believe that the highest level in witchcraft must involve sex acts that are both heterosexual and homosexual!

8) On top of the tree, there was a large stainless-steel ball pierced by colored shafts. This is the "orb" of the "Sun god". The Winter god is a personification of the god of the dead. This is because this god is a successor to the Celtic god of the dead -- Samoan -- worshipped during Halloween. The male Winter god begins his reign during the Autumnal Equinox, Mabon [Sept 21], and ends March 21, when the goddess comes to life during the Spring Equinox. March 21st is manifested as the Spring goddess at first, and then on May 1st, the night of Beltain, she is fully manifested as the Earth Mother, called among other names, Diana, and Gaia. Both March 21 and May 1 call for human sacrifice. The third manifestation of the goddess is Sept 21st and she is called the Crone. Human sacrifice is called for on Sept 21, March 21, and May 1. When Hillary put up this Sun Orb, she is passing her supreme authority to the male Sun god, until March 21st when the goddess takes this supreme authority back. This means that, throughout the occult year, the male god rules for six months, and the female goddess rules for the other six months, another example of the Duality of Nature principle.

When Hillary placed the orb on top of this tree, she is yielding to the male god [Bill Clinton] until March 21. I find it interesting, also, that Hillary placed a similar stainless steel orb on top the traditional Christmas tree on the lawn of the White House. Thus, she was flashing a signal to the entire occult world that the Illuminists control the White House.
 
2014-06-24 03:17:06 PM

Rapmaster2000: I heard that Clinton was hanging out with Carter and Bill Ayres and he said "Check this out I'm going to pee on America" and he went to pee on the ground, but a Marine who had just come back from Afganistan saw what was happening and he strode over confidently and said in his chestnut baritone voice "You know I spent 12 tours fighting in Arab lands so you could disgrace the land that I love."

Carter smirked Jewishly and said "I was in the Navy so I've got diplomatic immunity", but the Marine just roundhouse kicked him into one of those crappy houses for moochers that he builds and said "It's just been revoked."   Then the people came out of the house and they got jobs and they were almost as happy as they had been when they were slaves picking cotton.  Share if you stand with Cliven Bundy!


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2014-06-24 03:17:11 PM

SoupGuru: Isn't there a point when this becomes slander/libel?


The Clintons are public figures so you have to establish actual malice; that someone didn't just say something that was false and hurt them, but that they knowingly spread falsehoods in order to harm the reputations of the Clintons.
 
2014-06-24 03:17:57 PM
pretend that I googled around for some Shrek erotic fan fiction and substituted Hillary Clinton for his sexual partner
 
2014-06-24 03:18:04 PM
I saw Bill take a snickers bar from a 6 year old on the street and then he gave it to Hillary and Hillary just threw it on the ground and stepped on it.  Then they blew their cigarette smoke in the kids face and drove off on motorcycles.
 
2014-06-24 03:18:44 PM

Grungehamster: SoupGuru: Isn't there a point when this becomes slander/libel?

The Clintons are public figures so you have to establish actual malice; that someone didn't just say something that was false and hurt them, but that they knowingly spread falsehoods in order to harm the reputations of the Clintons.


And?
 
2014-06-24 03:20:14 PM
El Pachuco: <snip>


There are not enough wtf is this shiat pictures in the world to cover that...whatever the hell that was.
 
2014-06-24 03:21:32 PM

SoupGuru: Isn't there a point when this becomes slander/libel?


Of a famous person?

You're better off betting that a finance exec goes to jail.
 
2014-06-24 03:21:37 PM

Emposter: FTFA: The author said that he had also learned that Bill Clinton had smiled when he was diagnosed with a "progressive" heart condition because the term sounded liberal.

Ignoring how ridiculous it is that Bill is being considered liberal or progressive, that's still funny enough that I want it to be true.


No, this plays into the minds of people who think that Bill Clinton sits around all day thinking "Liberal, yes. Liberal. I'm a liberal. I want to do liberal things. Libby libby liberal."
 
2014-06-24 03:22:11 PM
It's not news, it's Fox.
 
2014-06-24 03:22:31 PM
I heard Mohamed Atta lost his boarding pass, and Bill Clinton found it and gave it to him with a knowing wink.
 
2014-06-24 03:23:19 PM

SoupGuru: Grungehamster: SoupGuru: Isn't there a point when this becomes slander/libel?

The Clintons are public figures so you have to establish actual malice; that someone didn't just say something that was false and hurt them, but that they knowingly spread falsehoods in order to harm the reputations of the Clintons.

And?


And that's hard. If he's done ANY research and has any third party citations he has plausible deniability that he didn't act in reckless disregard to the accuracy of his statements. In that case you have to prove his allegations are false and that he knew them to be false when he made them.

That's infamously why people travel to England to try to sue for libel historically; proving it based on the burdens established in New York Time Co. v. Sullivan rarely happens without indisputable evidence.
 
2014-06-24 03:23:55 PM
Oh Bill knows how to make lemonade out of lemons.
 
2014-06-24 03:24:02 PM
I can't even get mad at Fox anymore.  They host loons like this all the time and half of their own anchors are worse.  They expressed in court that it was their right to deliberately distort the news and people still watch it and take it as the truth.  It's no longer Fox's fault, it's the asshats with no critical thinking skills or the inability to cope with alternate points of view that are to blame.

/Fark Fox and their idiot hosts/viewers/guests
 
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