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2014-06-24 01:41:57 PM
UPDATE: Hitler captured.

This is not a repeat from 1945.
 
2014-06-24 02:40:03 PM
When you stick it too long into the crazy the crazy eventually sticks it into you.
 
2014-06-24 03:01:24 PM
"...utopian, bohemian, hipster and hippie cultures..."

annbenjamin.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-24 03:01:28 PM
You used to be cool, Rainbow.
But now everyone is encouraged to have jobs, and stuff.

Farkin' Hippies.
 
2014-06-24 03:03:19 PM

vudukungfu: You used to be cool, Rainbow.
But now everyone is encouraged to have jobs, and stuff.

Farkin' Hippies.


cdn.guyism.com
 
2014-06-24 03:04:37 PM
Takes a special kind of crazy to pisses off even the Rainbow Families.  It would be like getting a ticket for disorderly conduct, or indecent exposure at Burning Man.   Embarrassing but you'd also be tempted to frame it
 
2014-06-24 03:05:25 PM
I wonder what tomorrow'shiatler story will be...
 
2014-06-24 03:05:37 PM
Do they still have the BJs for the Boat People fund-raiser?
 
2014-06-24 03:06:30 PM

ChipNASA: "...utopian, bohemian, hipster and hippie cultures..."

[annbenjamin.files.wordpress.com image 800x480]


Only one way to handle that shizznit...

i256.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-24 03:06:56 PM
Rainbow Family:

"It smells like somebody took a massive dump, on a huge pile of crap, and soaked the whole thing in a jug of week-old farts and lit the whole caboodle on fire!"

www.officialpsds.com
 
2014-06-24 03:07:11 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: I wonder what tomorrow'shiatler story will be...


"tomorrow's | Hitler."

/Word filtered?
 
2014-06-24 03:07:56 PM
according to the witness report it was either her or  Achmed The DEAD Terrorist.
 
2014-06-24 03:07:57 PM
You know who ELSE attempted murder?
 
2014-06-24 03:08:09 PM
Attempted? DENIER!
 
2014-06-24 03:08:17 PM
Imagine waking up next to this:

www.stgeorgeutah.com

I'm going to print that photo out and keep it by the front door so the next time the Jo-Hos, Mormons, or whoever comes by to discuss Jesus, I'll have it handy:

Jesus is our lord and savior? Ok, then explain this!

God has infinite mercy? Yeah, I don't think so. Check this out!
 
2014-06-24 03:08:31 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2014-06-24 03:08:39 PM
She started stabbing him but didn't finish him off.  Hitler?  More like Quitler.
 
2014-06-24 03:09:11 PM
Fail. The real Hitler managed to kill Hitler.
 
2014-06-24 03:09:56 PM

Tyrosine: Imagine waking up next to this:

[www.stgeorgeutah.com image 351x468]

I'm going to print that photo out and keep it by the front door so the next time the Jo-Hos, Mormons, or whoever comes by to discuss Jesus, I'll have it handy:

Jesus is our lord and savior? Ok, then explain this!

God has infinite mercy? Yeah, I don't think so. Check this out!


Someone, somewhere is into that shiat.
 
2014-06-24 03:10:08 PM

Son of Thunder: She started stabbing him but didn't finish him off.  Hitler?  More like Quitler.

sp3.yimg.com
 
2014-06-24 03:10:14 PM

Son of Thunder: She started stabbing him but didn't finish him off.  Hitler?  More like Quitler.


Now, be fair. She did give him a good Goering.
 
2014-06-24 03:14:20 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Son of Thunder: She started stabbing him but didn't finish him off.  Hitler?  More like Quitler.

Now, be fair. She did give him a good Goering.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-24 03:15:48 PM

ChipNASA: vudukungfu: You used to be cool, Rainbow.
But now everyone is encouraged to have jobs, and stuff.

Farkin' Hippies.

[cdn.guyism.com image 620x420]


Well, I've been to a couple of them. There is a percentage of criminal element as with all other groups.
But mostly, they are acid casualties in the war on drugs. Old, marginally employed, or trustafarian, Young, lost, and gazing at crystals or their navels, contemplation god or the spirit of man, or whatever.The stoners aren't hurting anyone, and they pick up after themselves. It's the fring ones that are off the LEO radar and given to committing criminal acts that are scary.
 
2014-06-24 03:16:42 PM
img.fark.net

"I love Hitler and he loves me!"
 
2014-06-24 03:17:54 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: The Irresponsible Captain: I wonder what tomorrow'shiatler story will be...

"tomorrow's | Hitler."

/Word filtered?


You got your S a little close to your HIT. It still filters it even if there is a space in the middle.
 
2014-06-24 03:19:54 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-24 03:21:21 PM

ChipNASA: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Son of Thunder: She started stabbing him but didn't finish him off.  Hitler?  More like Quitler.

Now, be fair. She did give him a good Goering.

[i.imgur.com image 690x462]


Oh, you're beautiful!
 
2014-06-24 03:22:45 PM
Hitler grew up to be a hippie? Interesting.
 
2014-06-24 03:27:32 PM
It's like she's trying to give Hitler a bad name.
 
2014-06-24 03:30:50 PM

ChipNASA: "...utopian, bohemian, hipster and hippie cultures..."

[annbenjamin.files.wordpress.com image 800x480]


It sounds better on the surface than the reality likely is.  I mean, an ideal world it would involve copious amounts of weed, alcohol, some impromptu music making and philosophizing, followed by some foraging/fishing/hunting and cooking the catch over an open fire, then perhaps an orgy.

Unfortunately the reality of the situation likely involves a lot of poor hygiene, improvised toilets, and skeevy people.
 
2014-06-24 03:31:37 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Son of Thunder: She started stabbing him but didn't finish him off.  Hitler?  More like Quitler.

Now, be fair. She did give him a good Goering.


media0.giphy.com

// Not sure you can hotlink an animated gif, but you know what I mean.
 
2014-06-24 03:32:07 PM
killertomatoes.com
 
2014-06-24 03:35:21 PM
From now on, your Delta Tau  Rainbow Family name is,,,Hitler!

Why?

Why not?
 
2014-06-24 03:36:23 PM
Well, as a hippie love child born in the early 70's, I recall going to one of those "Rainbow" gatherings in Oregon back when hippies were really peaceful and didn't behave badly. Okay, not as badly.....no crazy people being all stabby like.

Everyone was cool, no violence to speak of at all, and us kids had our own fun things to do like sing alongs and coloring books. The world has certainly changed a lot since then!

Oh, and there were a whole heap of more of those jobs out there that you speak of, vudukungfu. Not so many these days, really.....unless you know someone that can get you one.

/ I would love to have a real full time job.....it would be nice. (Part timer at present.....)

// and hippies are all but extinct now.....the real ones at least.

/// it seems that being crazy is just kind of the new normal these days. I mean, a woman who is called Hitler! That is for cereal cray cray stuff.
 
2014-06-24 03:37:40 PM
The author doing her best SkinnyHead pose:

www.stgeorgeutah.com
 
2014-06-24 03:39:38 PM

vudukungfu: ChipNASA: vudukungfu: You used to be cool, Rainbow.
But now everyone is encouraged to have jobs, and stuff.

Farkin' Hippies.

[cdn.guyism.com image 620x420]

Well, I've been to a couple of them. There is a percentage of criminal element as with all other groups.
But mostly, they are acid casualties in the war on drugs. Old, marginally employed, or trustafarian, Young, lost, and gazing at crystals or their navels, contemplation god or the spirit of man, or whatever.The stoners aren't hurting anyone, and they pick up after themselves. It's the fring ones that are off the LEO radar and given to committing criminal acts that are scary.


There are a lot of flakes who drift witht he families but at the core are some highly comeptent people committed to a nomadic existence  who are actually pretty amazing at organizing and logistics.   A rainbow-sponsored  team went into Biloxi and New Orleans post Katrina to organize relief effort and did a fairly farking amazing job of it.  They were providing hot meals and temporary shelter and medical care to people while "Brownie" and the boys were still trying to find New Orleans on a map.

At the height of their operation The New Waveland cafe was feeding 4,000 people 3 times a day (I'm sure it was organic hippie-food but hey...)

have a soft spot for Rainbow folk because In the last week of  the senior year of what had been a hellish and lonely High school experience I ran into a girl I'd never seen before, a fellow senior.  (I'd been taking all AP and Honors academic stuff she'd been taking pottery and art and drama and etc).  Since we were both bored and hanging out in the senior lounge (I'd finished all my exams early she didn't have any)  we started talking, and fore me at the time ANY contact with an actual girl was a big deal.  I talked about colleges I wanted to go to she told me she was running away from home and going to join a Rainbow family the day after graduation)

In that lone week together, we fell in love, and she healed some very badly broken parts of me, took away a lot of self-loathing I had and killed a burgeoning misogyny inside me.

Trure to her word she disappeared the day after graduation, but I'll always remeber "my first love" and spare a kindly thought for the Rainbows because of her.
 
2014-06-24 03:43:32 PM
'tucky?

media0.giphy.com
 
2014-06-24 03:53:07 PM

Tyrosine: Imagine waking up next to this:

[www.stgeorgeutah.com image 351x468]


oi58.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-24 03:58:04 PM
Oh Lord, didn't Hitler buy her, a Mercedes Benz?
www.stgeorgeutah.com
naturalrecordsstudios.com
 
2014-06-24 04:00:21 PM
This thread was Godwin'd by subby in the headline before the Boobies could even be made.

That's damned near impossible to do.

Well played, sir, well played.

37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-24 04:02:02 PM

Magorn: In that lone week together, we fell in love, and she healed some very badly broken parts of me, took away a lot of self-loathing I had and killed a burgeoning misogyny inside me.

Trure to her word she disappeared the day after graduation, but I'll always remeber "my first love" and spare a kindly thought for the Rainbows because of her.


Dad????
After All. These. Years.


/mom says you owe a bit of back-child-support ....
 
2014-06-24 04:02:20 PM
Heh. Forgot that Fark auto-replaces the mention the post that is posted just before the second post with the word "Boobies."
 
2014-06-24 04:07:15 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 351x468]


Thank you.
 
2014-06-24 04:07:27 PM
One more:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-24 04:13:20 PM
Meh, I'd hit it.

After she took a shower, that is.

/Damn dirty hippies
//Get off my lawn
///The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland Utah??
 
2014-06-24 04:21:11 PM
i1168.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-24 04:29:37 PM

poot42: Magorn: In that lone week together, we fell in love, and she healed some very badly broken parts of me, took away a lot of self-loathing I had and killed a burgeoning misogyny inside me.

Trure to her word she disappeared the day after graduation, but I'll always remeber "my first love" and spare a kindly thought for the Rainbows because of her.

Dad????
After All. These. Years.

/mom says you owe a bit of back-child-support ....


You are about three year past the statute of limitations I'm afraid...but tell you mom to call me, we should do dinner sometime
 
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2014-06-24 04:55:22 PM
Magorn: have a soft spot for Rainbow folk because In the last week of the senior year of what had been a hellish and lonely High school experience I ran into a girl I'd never seen before, a fellow senior. (I'd been taking all AP and Honors academic stuff she'd been taking pottery and art and drama and etc). Since we were both bored and hanging out in the senior lounge (I'd finished all my exams early she didn't have any) we started talking, and fore me at the time ANY contact with an actual girl was a big deal. I talked about colleges I wanted to go to she told me she was running away from home and going to join a Rainbow family the day after graduation)

In that lone week together, we fell in love, and she healed some very badly broken parts of me, took away a lot of self-loathing I had and killed a burgeoning misogyny inside me.

Trure to her word she disappeared the day after graduation, but I'll always remeber "my first love" and spare a kindly thought for the Rainbows because of her.


That is a cool story, thanks for sharing it!
 
2014-06-24 05:22:48 PM
Wasn't there some Austrian guy that liked to gather families in the woods and kill them?
 
2014-06-24 05:31:39 PM
That... that thing is a woman??!!
 
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