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(Roanoke Times)   "Welcome to Pizza King. No, we don't serve pizza"   (m.roanoke.com) divider line 35
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3537 clicks; posted to Business » on 24 Jun 2014 at 2:33 PM (16 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-24 12:41:18 PM  
"The sign says 'OPEN 24 HOURS'."

"Not in a row."
 
2014-06-24 12:45:19 PM  
That's Sofa King.
 
2014-06-24 12:59:51 PM  
37.media.tumblr.com

No Coke....Pepsi.
 
2014-06-24 01:29:58 PM  
Two Bs?

One. B-A-B-A-R.

That's Two.

But not right next to each other.
 
2014-06-24 02:12:39 PM  
Indiana has Pizza King. It is pretty good stuff.
 
2014-06-24 02:35:51 PM  
When I went to Purdue, Gene Keady would do these commercials for Pizza King that were like "this is what we play (basketball), this is what we eat (pizza), this is what we eat after we play (Pizza King), this is what we play when we eat and play and this is what we play while we eat and play (?).

It just devolved into this confusing mishmash of pizza and chest passes.  Between that and a commercial he did for a local copier commercial, it became painfully obvious why we could never recruit like IU or MSU.
 
2014-06-24 02:58:06 PM  
I went to Pizza Hut in China.  Full sit-down restaurant.  Menu has like 16 pages.  There were 2 pizzas on the menu, 'Supreme', and 'New Orleans' whatever the hell that is.

/csb
//China is weird
 
2014-06-24 03:11:20 PM  
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2014-06-24 03:20:31 PM  
i went to mcdonalds in the ghetto, and the lady working the drive thru said they were out of burgers.

/ not sure if incompetence or discrimination was at play.
 
2014-06-24 03:24:50 PM  
"Mitch's Pizzeria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free."
 
2014-06-24 03:41:42 PM  
Great.  Now you'll tell me that "Chock full o' nuts" coffee doesn't have any nuts.
 
2014-06-24 04:02:09 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-24 04:02:28 PM  

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Came here for this.....
 
2014-06-24 04:49:13 PM  
img.fark.netIs not happy...

/first thing that came to my mind
 
2014-06-24 05:07:21 PM  
Can we please stop linking to mobile sites? That's just annoying
 
2014-06-24 05:11:52 PM  
i.imgur.com

This is the worst case of false advertising since "The Never Ending Story"!
 
2014-06-24 05:48:41 PM  
Founded by Pete Sacking.
 
2014-06-24 06:15:34 PM  
www.memeboat.com
 
2014-06-24 06:28:01 PM  
That's one of the few things I miss from Indiana.

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Double pepperoni, extra burnt
 
2014-06-24 07:04:15 PM  

apotheosis27: I went to Pizza Hut in China.  Full sit-down restaurant.  Menu has like 16 pages.  There were 2 pizzas on the menu, 'Supreme', and 'New Orleans' whatever the hell that is.

/csb
//China is weird


Ok, now I'm curious what's on a "New Orleans" pizza.  We're not really known for good pizza down here.
 
2014-06-24 07:53:30 PM  

downstairs: apotheosis27: I went to Pizza Hut in China.  Full sit-down restaurant.  Menu has like 16 pages.  There were 2 pizzas on the menu, 'Supreme', and 'New Orleans' whatever the hell that is.

/csb
//China is weird

Ok, now I'm curious what's on a "New Orleans" pizza.  We're not really known for good pizza down here.


Shrimp or crawfish. Or both, maybe.
 
2014-06-24 08:46:27 PM  
To be fair, they don't serve king either.
 
2014-06-24 09:42:14 PM  

WTFDYW: Indiana has Pizza King. It is pretty good stuff.


Hell's yeah.

The problem is, there are two Pizza King's.  Both look the same, smell the same, but they don't taste the same.
If you're in a Pizza King that has phones at the table, you're in the right place.  If they have a train, GTFO.
 
2014-06-24 10:39:51 PM  

NASAM: WTFDYW: Indiana has Pizza King. It is pretty good stuff.

Hell's yeah.

The problem is, there are two Pizza King's.  Both look the same, smell the same, but they don't taste the same.
If you're in a Pizza King that has phones at the table, you're in the right place.  If they have a train, GTFO.


You and I are now fighting.

The ones with the phones are too doughy and thick. I like the thin crispy crust. See my above picture.
 
2014-06-24 10:46:23 PM  
Hey, we tried calling the place Burger King, but jaysus, you'd have thought we killed that lawyer's dog or something. Restraining this and injunction that, christ, I think I'll just name it after my daughter Wendy.
 
2014-06-25 04:54:44 AM  
Guess what they don't serve at Panda Express.
 
2014-06-25 08:44:33 AM  

NASAM: WTFDYW: Indiana has Pizza King. It is pretty good stuff.

Hell's yeah.

The problem is, there are two Pizza King's.  Both look the same, smell the same, but they don't taste the same.
If you're in a Pizza King that has phones at the table, you're in the right place.  If they have a train, GTFO.


The one where I live sold beer by the pitcher until about 1996.
 
2014-06-25 08:44:38 AM  

pute kisses like a man: i went to mcdonalds in the ghetto, and the lady working the drive thru said they were out of burgers.

/ not sure if incompetence or discrimination was at play.

It's probably a good thing that you didn't get a burger .

 
2014-06-25 10:17:37 AM  
apotheosis27: I went to Pizza Hut in China.  Full sit-down restaurant.  Menu has like 16 pages.  There were 2 pizzas on the menu, 'Supreme', and 'New Orleans' whatever the hell that is.

/csb
//China is weird



Same was my experience. Its closer to an Olive Garden. most of the people in there weren't eating pizza. Everyone was having pasta and soups.


Ok, now I'm curious what's on a "New Orleans" pizza.  We're not really known for good pizza down here.

I've seen "American Pizza" in places like Austria, which basically means they just used whatever toppings they thought were foods americans liked, so it was things like bacon, peas, and kernel corn.
 
2014-06-25 11:43:38 AM  

logieal: NASAM: WTFDYW: Indiana has Pizza King. It is pretty good stuff.

Hell's yeah.

The problem is, there are two Pizza King's.  Both look the same, smell the same, but they don't taste the same.
If you're in a Pizza King that has phones at the table, you're in the right place.  If they have a train, GTFO.

You and I are now fighting.

The ones with the phones are too doughy and thick. I like the thin crispy crust. See my above picture.


I say "Arni's".
 
2014-06-25 05:28:08 PM  

RottenEggs: pute kisses like a man: i went to mcdonalds in the ghetto, and the lady working the drive thru said they were out of burgers.

/ not sure if incompetence or discrimination was at play.

It's probably a good thing that you didn't get a burger .


i thought it was a gift.  i was with other people, and that's where they went.  i just thought, someone is looking out for me.

we went somewhere else and it was better.
 
2014-06-25 08:13:55 PM  
I live within a five minute drive of this place. I have never been there, but they were the first place that did delivery pizza in town many years ago. So they used to sell pizza, but they never bothered to change their name when they stopped.
 
2014-06-25 08:51:19 PM  
Pizza King doesn't serve pizza....well, neither do Herman Cain or Chuck E. Cheese.
 
2014-06-25 08:54:33 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Guess what they don't serve at Panda Express.


And Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream contains no monkey at all.
 
2014-06-25 10:24:44 PM  
Okay, in the future when someone asks "what even is a hipster?"

This place. This. farking. Place. Trying so hard to be clever in a way that annoys people that aren't in on the joke. The writer of TFA was smart to just go where they told him the pizza was.
 
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