Damn, cancel my subscription then.

but, under university rules the H Bomb cannot leave Harvard's campus.


/a s i f

And that precisely why no one gives a shiat about worthless Harvard broads dropping trou in it.

no, it's heroin.

this could also deserve the "unlikely" tag

Nudity is not porn. It can be artistic to see a women spread eagle and being taken on by 5 guys while she's chanting "yeah!! $#@$ me hard you @#@#ing #!@##@#!#".

Riiiiiight. And the whole point of Playboy was the articles.

Well, you only make that mistake once

Where do I sign up?! Naked, smart girls, a nice change from girls that can't cut themselves out of a paper bag with a chainsaw! Damn I guess, the whole bag over the head trick if their ugly wont work with these girls.

Katharina Cieplak-Von Baldegg? Bald egg?! Get the F*** out of here with that name!

So much for my namesake...

So then, it's somehow 'wrong' for me to masturbate to this article?

Fap, fap, ... huh? Fap, fap ...

micke "IS" the boMB, BABY!

suddenfalter

you know what happens when you combine porn and chainsaws? I refer you to an article posted yesterday.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=3&art_id=qw1076498468392B265&set_id=1

/cut and paste. what's this newfangled HTML?

wardrobe malfunction?

Well is it at least pr0n? Bah...

Damn! I was really hoping to see some hot fusion.

To: Whomsoever is Running this Goat-Rope

This article is boring - you're boring people - stop boring boring people!

Thank you...

Bukharin

I install cable for a living, and often I sneak upstairs and try on the woman of the houses' underwear. I then deposit a nice memento in them before return to my job.

Dude, I'm joking but your snooping story has me freaked out just as much as the above made-up statement.

It's called counseling. Get some.

What does the "H" stand for? Hentai?

Blah blah blah sex and sexuality blah blah blah.

Whatever. Show me the hawt nekkid chix0rs.

i think they used the wrong tag

I know a girl who took nude photos of herself cause she needed a model to draw nudes of.
She even developed the photos at school in the photolab...

Only a couple of people know and no ones seen the damn photos, but we've seen the drawings...

poprocksandsoda

Though you're joking, CABLE GUYS ARE SHADY AS FARK! Well, Comcast ones at least.

Trusted my idiot roommate to monitor the installation of our cable last year. He, in turn, trusted his retard girlfriend.

End result? $100 cash and a $50 bag of, uhmm, migraine medication, magically disappeared when the cable guy was done. Called to complain (about the cash, of course) and got the "Yeah, we'll look RIGHT into that, sir" treatment.

/cubelessness is an evil

Nuh-huh. It is so too prawn.

Do you mean to tell me that the media misrepresented something? What is this world coming to?

/runs for the sarcasm hills

For the love of Bjork, where do I subscribe?

KATHARINA CIEPLAK-VON BALDEGG - no way that's a real name.

HRDY????? I would like to buy a vowel.

KATHARINA CIEPLAK-VON BALDEGG - no way that's a real name.

Why? It's a perfectly cromulent name.

Me- "Hello John? What cha doin over there? You coming to work today?"

Employee- "Oh hey boss"..Click..click..fap fap fap fappa fap..click..click...fap fappa fappa fappa fap..

Me- Guess not.

Let's hope MIT tries to one-up them!

FYI: "H bomb" is a reference to telling a member of the opposite sex you're trying to pick up (generally a man telling a woman) that you go to Harvard. It's called dropping the H bomb. Sometimes it even works.

$50 to anyone who can get Miss Cieplak-Von Baldegg's email and campus address or picture. PayPal only.

and... Playboy has wonderful articles. Pr0n films have great dialogue. Yep yep yep.

one man's art is another man's porn.

hurrah

That was brilliant, mcgarret.

duu,
smell like porn,
feel like porn,
taste like porn,
must be dog sh#t!!!!

"I only read Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler for the articles."

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bummer. So it's something akin to fishwrap?

BattleAxe
Pr0n films have great dialogue

well, i guess you must be watching some really high quality films there. since most of the ones i've err.... uhm heard about :) have had really bad dialogue. just leave out the freakin dialogue, the dialogue like takes up half the movie. jeez. and most of its boring.