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(Roanoke Times)   If you can dodge a wrench... oh wait   (roanoke.com) divider line 30
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2014-06-25 12:50:26 AM  
Once in the Philippines I was attacked by two pilots.
 
2014-06-25 12:52:40 AM  
Could have been worse

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2014-06-25 01:22:00 AM  
A Roanoke woman was arrested Monday after police were told she beat another woman with a wrench the day before.

Socket to me.
 
2014-06-25 01:22:50 AM  
She wanted to ratchet up the stakes.
 
2014-06-25 01:25:29 AM  
Oh the puns are gut wrenching
 
2014-06-25 01:26:41 AM  
If you can dodge a wench...
 
2014-06-25 01:28:36 AM  
It's sterile. She likes the taste.
 
2014-06-25 01:31:35 AM  
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com


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Getting a lot of use out of this meme recently.
 
2014-06-25 01:32:21 AM  
A spanner darkly
 
2014-06-25 01:34:51 AM  
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he forgot to dodge.
 
2014-06-25 01:42:44 AM  
Can someone explain what the headline means?
 
2014-06-25 01:43:36 AM  

2chris2: Can someone explain what the headline means?


Hint: Rudyard Kipling.
 
2014-06-25 01:46:59 AM  
Woman with spanner goes nuts and bolts.
 
2014-06-25 01:52:40 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 2chris2: Can someone explain what the headline means?

Hint: Rudyard Kipling.


That didn't help.
 
2014-06-25 01:59:32 AM  

FatherChaos: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x225]


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Getting a lot of use out of this meme recently.


No, "That's a man, baby."

This is a man baby:

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2014-06-25 02:28:48 AM  

2chris2: Can someone explain what the headline means?


It's a reference from a scene in the Vince Vaughn movie "Dodgeball". That's where the pictures some_beer_drinker posted are from too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnL_4QCODEU
 
2014-06-25 03:29:24 AM  

2chris2: AverageAmericanGuy: 2chris2: Can someone explain what the headline means?

Hint: Rudyard Kipling.

That didn't help.


Well, you see...when Anne Frank was a little deaf, blind girl, she wanted to grow up play dodgeball...so her friend Amelia Earhart helped her by throwing wrenches at her.

Hope that helps.

/The more you know!
 
2014-06-25 03:41:21 AM  

Kali-Yuga: 2chris2: Can someone explain what the headline means?

It's a reference from a scene in the Vince Vaughn movie "Dodgeball". That's where the pictures some_beer_drinker posted are from too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnL_4QCODEU


Rip Torn is awesome.
 
2014-06-25 05:57:35 AM  
At first I thought it said 'attacked with a wench'.

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2014-06-25 06:04:58 AM  

"Addy Lucille Price, 42, was charged with malicious wounding and arrested Monday, according to court records. She was being held Tuesday morning without bond."


She attacked the lady while screaming, "The Price is right, biatch!"


Attacked her with a wrench? She was just playing her version of Plinko.

 
2014-06-25 07:32:34 AM  
"The 42-year-old victim was taken to Carilion Roanoke Memorial Hospital with injuries that officers did not believe were life-threatening, police spokesman Scott Leamon said."

Heart wrenching.
 
2014-06-25 07:34:10 AM  

mcmnky: Oh the puns are gut wrenching


You don't say.

/great minds think alike
 
2014-06-25 08:00:58 AM  
Took this long?

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2014-06-25 08:15:34 AM  
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2014-06-25 08:41:30 AM  
If you adjust my man, I'm gonna adjust you.
 
2014-06-25 08:46:27 AM  
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Morgan Freeman's daughter?
 
2014-06-25 10:03:13 AM  
How many times do you have to blow a mod to get something like this green-lit?
 
2014-06-25 10:23:10 AM  
North = black side of town
South = white side of town.

And train tracks right down the middle.
 
2014-06-25 11:19:42 AM  
Kind of a lame story.

I'll give it a 3/32
 
2014-06-25 01:27:38 PM  
it's sterile and i like the taste.
 
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