Brokenseas: Scientists set the hole on fire 40 years ago, thinking it would burn out in a few days.What's Russian for "hold my beer ... watch this"?
funzyr: Is that what happens when the oil hits the anus?
cgraves67: If I ever need to summon a demon, that'd be the unholy hellgate I'd pick.
neongoats: I'm just spitballing here, but couldn't they backfill it with sand and dirt and rubble and/or concrete and choke off it's oxygen supply. It doesn't even seem like it would be that expensive, when measured against the cost of drilling it in the first farking place.
chimp_ninja: If only there was some nearby source of sand and dirt to pour on it, and deprive it of oxygen.
Sin_City_Superhero: Yeah. We had one of those Hellmouths at my high school, too. It was in the library.[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 390x290]
MadRocketScientist: chimp_ninja: If only there was some nearby source of sand and dirt to pour on it, and deprive it of oxygen.I'm guessing that if they put out the fire, they'd have a bigger problem with the natural gas seeping into the air around the site.
Whatthefark: Has anyone tried throwing a virgin into the pit to try to appease it?
TheGogmagog: Brokenseas: Scientists set the hole on fire 40 years ago, thinking it would burn out in a few days.What's Russian for "hold my beer ... watch this"?Centralia?
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