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(AlterNet)   "Young people didn't invent sex. You wouldn't know any of that from the media coverage of casual sex, which invariably focuses on the carnal aerobics of hot young keg-standing coeds"   (alternet.org ) divider line 47
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2014-06-24 10:10:51 AM  
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I had seeeeeeexxx!!
 
2014-06-24 11:01:17 AM  
I don't want to see old people having sex.
 
2014-06-24 11:03:50 AM  
impromptu sex next to a headless stuffed sheep

How was that not the headline?
 
2014-06-24 11:38:18 AM  
I can guarantee you that old people did not invent sex.
 
2014-06-24 11:50:46 AM  
This would have been a way creepier "I learned it from watching you!!!" commercial back in the day.
 
2014-06-24 12:11:13 PM  
Young people almost certainly invented sex.  Not necessarily these young people, but it certainly wasn't old people.
 
2014-06-24 12:29:47 PM  
Every generation thinks it invented sex.
 
2014-06-24 12:39:51 PM  
Zhana Vrangalova, herself a sex researcher, is changing that perception with the Casual Sex Project, a website that solicits true hookup stories from people of all ages and from around the world.

...true...


Yeah, sure....
 
2014-06-24 12:53:29 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Every generation thinks it invented sex.


You get that's because we have a gigantic social taboo on talking about anything sex related, right? Especially between age groups.  It's a side-effect of another element of culture, not an important one in-and-of itself.
 
2014-06-24 12:55:30 PM  

ikanreed: Rapmaster2000: Every generation thinks it invented sex.

You get that's because we have a gigantic social taboo on talking about anything sex related, right? Especially between age groups.  It's a side-effect of another element of culture, not an important one in-and-of itself.


Then why the hell did I see a Trojan commercial where the adult son gives his old father a condom and tells him to be safe? God, I hate that commercial, almost as much as the one for the pills that make old, dusty vaginas wetter so old women don't get hurt having sex.
 
2014-06-24 12:55:39 PM  
what a sexy Coed looks like
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cdn.bleacherreport.net

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Go Cougs!
 
2014-06-24 12:55:47 PM  

Fark It: Zhana Vrangalova, herself a sex researcher, is changing that perception with the Casual Sex Project, a website that solicits true hookup stories from people of all ages and from around the world.

...true...

Yeah, sure....


Dear Casual Sex Project,

I never believed it could happen to me, but my neighbor's invited me over for their triplet's daughters 18th birthday, but you'd never believe who got the real present.
 
2014-06-24 12:56:08 PM  
Can we get the slut shamers in this thread please? I've run out of people to laugh at - briefly - and it seems boring here.
 
2014-06-24 01:00:19 PM  

EnderWiggnz: Fark It: Zhana Vrangalova, herself a sex researcher, is changing that perception with the Casual Sex Project, a website that solicits true hookup stories from people of all ages and from around the world.

...true...

Yeah, sure....

Dear Casual Sex Project,

I never believed it could happen to me, but my neighbor's invited me over for their triplet's daughters 18th birthday, but you'd never believe who got the real present.


Wow - so you got a present too?  What was it?  Like a new XBox game or something?  You are one lucky dude!
 
2014-06-24 01:01:39 PM  
Because no one wants to think about old people have tantric, viagra-fueled, libidinous, hip-shattering misadventures.
 
2014-06-24 01:02:28 PM  
I'm pretty sure young people did invent sex.  They didn't wait until they were all septuagenarians to get laid.
Oh, I get it.  The author forgot old people weren't born old.  Now it makes sense.
 
2014-06-24 01:02:28 PM  
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2014-06-24 01:03:05 PM  
Yeah the young guys at work talk shiat to me all the time about sex. I just point out that if I suck at it so bad why was I doing that stuff with their moms in the 90s and why am I banging a woman their age now. That shuts them up and pisses them off. I told them I was mad they forgot me on fathers day.
 
2014-06-24 01:04:06 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Every generation thinks it invented sex.


One generation was correct
 
2014-06-24 01:06:27 PM  

groppet: Yeah the young guys at work talk shiat to me all the time about sex. I just point out that if I suck at it so bad why was I doing that stuff with their moms in the 90s and why am I banging a woman their age now. That shuts them up and pisses them off. I told them I was mad they forgot me on fathers day.


Whoa whoa whoa.

You went from zero to batshiat in no time flat.
 
2014-06-24 01:10:49 PM  
My wife believes she invented sex. She is very concerned about corporate espionage so while she is waiting for the patent to be granted she refuses to use it in the light, and she only lets us use it once a year.
 
2014-06-24 01:10:58 PM  
I've gone down on a keg-standing floozy co-ed, you jealous bastard.
 
2014-06-24 01:13:31 PM  
Next time you're feeling lonely, just remember:

You are the result of ~3 billion years of uninterrupted farking.
 
2014-06-24 01:17:01 PM  

groppet: Yeah the young guys at work talk shiat to me all the time about sex. I just point out that if I suck at it so bad why was I doing that stuff with their moms in the 90s and why am I banging a woman their age now. That shuts them up and pisses them off. I told them I was mad they forgot me on fathers day.


i.huffpost.com
 
2014-06-24 01:20:22 PM  

FarkingReading: groppet: Yeah the young guys at work talk shiat to me all the time about sex. I just point out that if I suck at it so bad why was I doing that stuff with their moms in the 90s and why am I banging a woman their age now. That shuts them up and pisses them off. I told them I was mad they forgot me on fathers day.

Whoa whoa whoa.

You went from zero to batshiat in no time flat.


Where I work batshiat helps keep you from going over the edge. We usually say worse but we have had to temper it since we have had more women in the workplace.
 
2014-06-24 01:21:13 PM  

dj_spanmaster: I've gone down on a keg-standing floozy co-ed, you jealous bastard.


If she was doing a keg stand, wouldn't you be going up?
 
2014-06-24 01:23:40 PM  
EnderWiggnz:

Dear Casual Sex Project,

I never believed it could happen to me, but my neighbor's invited me over for their triplet's daughters 18th birthday, but you'd never believe who got the real present.


So their triplets had daughters . . .  Did all three have daughters?
 
2014-06-24 01:30:37 PM  
Young people didn't invent sex, but sex definitely invented young people.
 
2014-06-24 01:38:13 PM  

CeroX: dj_spanmaster: I've gone down on a keg-standing floozy co-ed, you jealous bastard.

If she was doing a keg stand, wouldn't you be going up?


Heh. Not sure how that's not crossed my mind yet. I suppose the memory is just a little too busy for that.
 
2014-06-24 01:46:58 PM  
In way, yes, young people DID invent sex. It wasn't an old, tired organism that first mated with another one. Beyond that, no one wants to watch old people farking. Not even old people. So what is this? Now even PORN has to do social work?
 
2014-06-24 01:47:29 PM  
Al Gore invented sex.
 
2014-06-24 01:49:34 PM  
Has anyone mentioned that TFA was farked? That maybe young people DID invent sex?
 
2014-06-24 02:03:55 PM  

mentallo69: what a sexy Coed looks like
[www.yapins.com image 262x389]
[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x385]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 499x547]

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x279]

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 286x400]

Go Cougs!


Those are all very nice, but do you have any doing kegstands?

You know, for research purposes...
 
2014-06-24 02:23:01 PM  

timujin: Young people almost certainly invented sex.  Not necessarily these young people, but it certainly wasn't old people.


I'm pretty sure dinosaurs had sex before people were even around. Sex was probably invented by some very naughty primitive organisms. We should consult an expert on early sex. Maybe Ken Ham or someone at the Institute for Creation Research can help.
 
2014-06-24 02:39:54 PM  

Wrongo: Has anyone mentioned that TFA was farked? That maybe young people DID invent sex?


I would say they'd HAVE to be young people... I mean, if they waited until they were old people to invent sex, then they wouldn't have been able to procreate. I'm pretty sure sex was, in fact, "invented" by young people.

But the more appropriate answer is that sex wasn't "invented" -- It's just what animals do. It's like saying a certain group invented breathing or eating.
 
2014-06-24 03:33:14 PM  

mentallo69: what a sexy Coed looks like
[www.yapins.com image 262x389]
[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x385]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 499x547]

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x279]

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 286x400]

Go Cougs!

2.bp.blogspot.com

GIS for "hot young keg standing coeds" was not very sexy, I must not be doing something correctly
 
2014-06-24 03:43:33 PM  

James!: I don't want to see old people having sex.


Or they call it down in Florida, "carnal canasta".
 
2014-06-24 04:00:26 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Every generation thinks it invented sex.


Consider that in a large part of the USA, parents go to great lengths to make sure that their children have no access to information about sex from reputable sources.  If kids can only learn about sex from other kids, that is going to create the illusion that it is something new.
 
2014-06-24 04:05:50 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Al Gore invented sex.


It is a series of tubes
 
2014-06-24 04:22:41 PM  

Nix Nightbird: But the more appropriate answer is that sex wasn't "invented" -- It's just what animals do. It's like saying a certain group invented breathing or eating.


A more appropriate answer would be that sex was invented a billion or more years ago, before animals per se had evolved, and has remained popular ever since.
 
2014-06-24 04:57:03 PM  

mentallo69: what a sexy Coed looks like
[www.yapins.com image 262x389]
[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x385]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 499x547]

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x279]

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 286x400]

Go Cougs!


Actually, they're probably all quite frigid unless they think you've got a lot of money. The great posers are usually dead in bed. What you want is the cute-in-the-right-light nerdy girl. DAMN! Those girls have energy, imagination, and a LOT of frustrated, pent-up horny!
 
2014-06-24 09:54:50 PM  
Young people invent sex.
It is one of those things that keep being invented.
Hell, I have 'invented' a few variations myself, doubt I am the first to invent them, but I don't care.

until school looks like this...
www.bexleytimes.co.uk
kids are going to 'invent' it for themselves.

/more fun finding out about it the hard way
//hehehe I said hard
 
2014-06-24 10:47:05 PM  
"I'm panting and looking at her smiling while she out of nowhere grabs some moisture off her vagina and brings it up and anoints it across my forehead while saying 'siiimmmba,'"

Did no one else catch that????
 
2014-06-25 12:27:42 AM  

Zombies ate my neighbors: "I'm panting and looking at her smiling while she out of nowhere grabs some moisture off her vagina and brings it up and anoints it across my forehead while saying 'siiimmmba,'"

Did no one else catch that????


Dude, if no one has done that to you, you need to get out more. All the kids are doing the Simba these days! Hell, I had a girl in a bar do it to me last night. Not is a sexual way, just for fun, it isn't like vaginal moisture has to be sexual. #freeTheMoisture
 
2014-06-25 12:37:19 AM  

special20: Can we get the slut shamers in this thread please? I've run out of people to laugh at - briefly - and it seems boring here.


Read that as slut hammers at first, dibs on that bad name.
 
2014-06-25 05:12:50 AM  
This article isn't just summarized, it's a straight plagiarized copy of the Salon article. Modmins, you shouldn't have greenlit this site.

That said, I'd hate to give Salon any clicks either. I love how several of the questions are specifically about the negative effects of casual sex and push the interviewee to cast it in a negative light, while completely brushing off her mentions of positive or neutral. (Assuming it wasn't the classic lazy email interview where a list of questions is sent out, with no back and forth.) Gee, Salon, don't try to show your biases, while trying to pander to the audience with titillating articles about sex, as well.
 
2014-06-25 11:41:58 AM  

Mister Buttons: special20: Can we get the slut shamers in this thread please? I've run out of people to laugh at - briefly - and it seems boring here.

Read that as slut hammers at first, dibs on that bad name.


1.bp.blogspot.com
horrorhomework.com
Sounds legit.
 
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