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(WTAE)   "The robber was wearing a pink plaid shirt with what appeared to be pink and white pajama-like pants. He was also seen wearing a long black apron with grease marks on his pants and white tennis shoes." Fashion police on high alert   ( divider line
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2014-06-24 05:06:32 PM  
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Still no cure for the Dog Police.
2014-06-24 05:50:59 PM  
Those weren't grease marks
2014-06-24 05:56:47 PM  
Brilliant plan when you think about it. Drawing peoples attention to your outrageous attire means they weren't paying attention to anything more identifiable. Assuming, of course, that this isn't his normal way of dressing.
2014-06-24 05:58:21 PM  
Shoot him twice just for the outfit.
2014-06-24 06:04:14 PM  
How rude! Talking on a cell phone while at the teller's window. That's just...criminal. Shoot he.
2014-06-24 06:07:57 PM  
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Hmm? No, he's not retarded.
2014-06-24 06:10:13 PM  
Tasteless douchebag, that pistol is available in pink. These kids today.
2014-06-24 06:15:54 PM  
"...and around his ankle was a big black chain, and dragging on the chain was a big black ball."

/ "Pale pink sunshade way held up high."
2014-06-24 06:16:02 PM  
read pajamas and guessed clicks link and....... yep got it again
2014-06-24 07:20:34 PM  
Long black apron before September -- how gauche!
2014-06-24 08:07:02 PM  
2014-06-24 08:31:01 PM  
"Suspect is reported as being armed and faabuuulouuuus!"
2014-06-24 08:45:06 PM  
what's his Fark handle?
2014-06-24 08:52:21 PM  
Subby made it sound like half the people who have ever worked in a restaurant kitchen
2014-06-24 09:43:37 PM  
Police say he was later described as a "hot mess."
2014-06-25 05:40:16 PM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: ♫And a big Panama with a purple hat band!♫

♫ "A white sport coat and a pink carnation...." ♫

/I think I'm older than you.
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