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2014-06-24 12:18:56 PM  
Special Forces beat them to it.
 
2014-06-24 12:19:01 PM  

vudukungfu: Aren't you supposed to terminate all of the enemy when you truly "win" a war?
If you don't, then you're just jerking off.
It's like pulling weeds in your yard. You have to pull them all and take their roots, too.
And If you see where one has sprouted from an errant seed, you must kill that one, too.

Now we have in the USA an American Nazi Party.
Brilliant. If that isn't trolling, I don't know what is.


No. Not at all.
You're supposed to crush them, drive them before you and hear the lamentation of their women.
 
2014-06-24 12:20:25 PM  

Valiente: Rev. Skarekroe: Springtime for hipsters in Germany.

Who's the Boss?


Nazism created a lot of fashion victims.


Hey the Nazis may have done many things wrong but fashion is the one thing they got right. The uniforms are fabulous.
 
2014-06-24 12:21:40 PM  

dittybopper: DubtodaIll: [i.ebayimg.com image 297x300]

I *LOVE* that skit.

For those who haven't seen it yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEle_DLDg9Y


i actually like the donitz sketch better

/come on guys, just one 'heil donitz'?
 
2014-06-24 12:24:20 PM  

dittybopper: Fluid: Son of Thunder: NOT going to read three pages of "This attention whore Nazi is a Nazi attention whore".

I do wonder, though, if this is a diseased variant on the Evil is Cool thing.  Less pathological people know that Darth Vader is cooler than Luke, that Cobra is cooler than GIJoe, and that Doctor Doom is cooler than Reed Richards, and so we buy t-shirts with the Cobra logo (I wear a Doctor Doom necktie when I give my students final exams, and I'm looking for a good Dalek tie), but we do not take it into the real world.  Take the Nazis' esthetic that has been mentioned in the thread (and I agree, those Solingen knives are awesome-looking), and add one attention-whore with a bit of psychopathy, and you get Nazi hipsters

Hannah Arendt has argued that a similar thing occurred when the Nazis came to power. Even when people realized Nazis were moustache-twirlingly evil, they still accepted it because it was a really admirable kind of evil. People love competent villains.

Well, some of that could well have been "I can't do anything about it now, or I'll end up in a Gestapo prison.  Or worse.".

Another part of it could have simply been that people don't like to admit that they farked up, and that the organization they've supported could be that bad, because that makes *THEM* that bad, at least by proxy, and most people don't consider themselves to be evil.


Kind of like how a lot of people who ought to know better claim that The War of Northern Agression was
about 'state's rights' and not slavery?
 
2014-06-24 12:27:35 PM  
www.theawl.com

Didn't Bowie already do this?
 
2014-06-24 12:29:45 PM  

dittybopper: I was under the impression that the Nazis were pretty much always stylish.  They had a real thing for aesthetics.   What with the uniforms, regalia, and all that.

Doesn't mean they weren't monsters, just that they were *STYLISH* monsters.


Yeah, they were pretty boss to begin with...
 
2014-06-24 12:33:30 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Kind of like how a lot of people who ought to know better claim that The War of Northern Agression was
about 'state's rights' and not slavery?


Oh, it was about the state's rights to continue slavery.
 
2014-06-24 12:33:37 PM  
i398.photobucket.com

I've always loved you
 
2014-06-24 12:40:24 PM  
I wish had the energy to be a Hipster Nazi, but i just can't brew up the energy to hate an entire race for no reason other then that they exist. Maybe i need an iron supplement.
 
2014-06-24 12:45:36 PM  
And, to think, Hipster started from such a simple idea.

files.sharenator.com
 
2014-06-24 12:46:16 PM  

jaybeezey: I wish had the energy to be a Hipster Nazi, but i just can't brew up the energy to hate an entire race for no reason other then that they exist. Maybe i need an iron supplement.


An Iron Cross supplement, you mean.
 
2014-06-24 12:50:02 PM  
img.4plebs.org
 
2014-06-24 12:50:58 PM  
img.fark.net

Don't bogart the orb, hipster nazi
 
2014-06-24 12:54:42 PM  

MagSeven: You're supposed to crush them, drive them before you and hear the lamentation of their women


I'm just saying it should be lawful to execute Nazis and Nazi sympathizers.
Anywhere on the planet.
 
2014-06-24 12:55:29 PM  

Maud Dib: [img.4plebs.org image 300x140]


66 dodge dart.
Used to have that one in that color, too.
 
2014-06-24 12:55:58 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: Wouldn't a Nazi hipster love everyone, but ironically?


Ironically and crossly.
 
2014-06-24 12:58:50 PM  
Look, if Hugo Boss can't make Nazis sexy, no one can.
 
2014-06-24 01:00:15 PM  

Generation_D: A "Younger, hipper face" on a tired old angry message ...

Sounds a lot like Mars Hill Church.



Isn't that a great logo? No wonder they're so popular with the kids.
// Yes, I did just Darwin Mark Driscoll, who is literally as bad as Hitler.


I think you mean "Godwin" not Darwin.
 
2014-06-24 01:11:48 PM  
I would have thought that, no matter how much I hate them, at least hipsters hate Nazis.  And I would have thought that, while irredeemably evil, at least Nazis hate hipsters.  But no, now we've got this vortex of fail caused by Nazi hipsters.  That is a Venn diagram I was not expecting.  Also, FTA:

In recent years, a number of extreme-right hip-hop acts have emerged in Germany... There is now neo-Nazi techno (biggest act: DJ Adolf) and neo-Nazi reggae.

What The everlovin' fark.
 
2014-06-24 01:12:33 PM  

vudukungfu: dittybopper: They put some real effort into how the uniforms looked,

The certainly had a flair fetish.
bingo.jpg


The were dressed to the totalitarian nines.

/RIP Mark E Rogers
 
2014-06-24 01:13:34 PM  

Son of Thunder: NOT going to read three pages of "This attention whore Nazi is a Nazi attention whore".

I do wonder, though, if this is a diseased variant on the Evil is Cool thing.  Less pathological people know that Darth Vader is cooler than Luke, that Cobra is cooler than GIJoe, and that Doctor Doom is cooler than Reed Richards, and so we buy t-shirts with the Cobra logo (I wear a Doctor Doom necktie when I give my students final exams, and I'm looking for a good Dalek tie), but we do not take it into the real world.  Take the Nazis' esthetic that has been mentioned in the thread (and I agree, those Solingen knives are awesome-looking), and add one attention-whore with a bit of psychopathy, and you get Nazi hipsters



Shouldn't your shirt say "Darth Grader"?

There are three different Dalek neckties on Etsy, by the way.
 
2014-06-24 01:16:47 PM  

Slowdog: I would have thought that, no matter how much I hate them, at least hipsters hate Nazis.  And I would have thought that, while irredeemably evil, at least Nazis hate hipsters.  But no, now we've got this vortex of fail caused by Nazi hipsters.  That is a Venn diagram I was not expecting.  Also, FTA:

In recent years, a number of extreme-right hip-hop acts have emerged in Germany... There is now neo-Nazi techno (biggest act: DJ Adolf) and neo-Nazi reggae.

What The everlovin' fark.


Get up, stand up.  Stand up for your Reich.
 
2014-06-24 01:21:25 PM  

Diogenes: DeArmondVI: Well, to be fair, Hitler was a failed artist who blamed others/the system for not recognizing his perceived artistic genius.

This is why I got a very uneasy feeling when Dubya took up painting.


No, you got an uneasy feeling because you're douching up a FARK thread with politics and deep down you feel bad.
 
2014-06-24 01:45:10 PM  

dittybopper: Slowdog: I would have thought that, no matter how much I hate them, at least hipsters hate Nazis.  And I would have thought that, while irredeemably evil, at least Nazis hate hipsters.  But no, now we've got this vortex of fail caused by Nazi hipsters.  That is a Venn diagram I was not expecting.  Also, FTA:

In recent years, a number of extreme-right hip-hop acts have emerged in Germany... There is now neo-Nazi techno (biggest act: DJ Adolf) and neo-Nazi reggae.

What The everlovin' fark.


Get up, stand up.  Stand up for your Reich.

reactiongifs.me

// would also have accepted "No Weimar, No Cry", "Bundeswehr Soldier", or "Lion of Zyklon"
 
2014-06-24 01:47:47 PM  

Dr Dreidel: // would also have accepted "No Weimar, No Cry", "Bundeswehr Soldier", or "Lion of Zyklon"


ow
ow
OW!
 
2014-06-24 01:51:02 PM  

peterthx: Diogenes: DeArmondVI: Well, to be fair, Hitler was a failed artist who blamed others/the system for not recognizing his perceived artistic genius.

This is why I got a very uneasy feeling when Dubya took up painting.

No, you got an uneasy feeling because you're douching up a FARK thread with politics and deep down you feel bad.


Sometimes a joke is just a joke, dude.  And I don't feel bad in the slightest.  But I'll be sure to carefully review my posts if I see you in a thread to make sure I don't upset your sensitivities.

Bringing politics to a Nazi thread...next you'll accuse me of bringing a bathing suit to the pool.
 
2014-06-24 02:17:27 PM  
"there's a reason we're not walking around in the sun, in Ghana, withour skin color"

Is it because the giraffes will eat us?
 
2014-06-24 02:19:01 PM  
I don't carte how big this movement may be, or how big it may get. As long as we get to refer to them as "Nipsters", I say keep 'em coming...

/Hard to get a lot of street cred if you're a Nipster
 
2014-06-24 02:49:24 PM  
'Nipster' sounds more like someone with topknots or bamboo swords
 
2014-06-24 03:07:15 PM  
It is a fairly simple phenomenon: People are unfairly blamed for what they did not do, so they hate the haters, justifiably.

Once they cross that line, they calculate that they might as well do wrong if they are going to get blamed for it, so they essentially seek revenge against their tormentors.

Race--baters in the USSA have been doing that to whites for years, and quite a few of them fall in the same trap.
 
2014-06-24 03:08:05 PM  

dittybopper: Pocket Ninja: dittybopper: I was under the impression that the Nazis were pretty much always stylish.

I'm not sure that was so much "stylish" as it was "understanding that human beings respond predictably to structured, hierarchical ornamentation." See also any uniformed military, the Catholic church, BSA, etc etc etc.

Not to say that all those organizations are like Nazis, of course.

Yeah, but it was a bit more than that.  They put some real effort into how the uniforms looked, into their architecture, their symbols, and even arguably into how their weapons looked.



"The Germans ALWAYS design good stuff."--------Sham-Wow vinny
 
2014-06-24 03:29:49 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-06-24 03:37:50 PM  

TerminalEchoes: I have to agree with this. To me, Nazi uniforms look so intimidating. Doesn't mean I'm going to go out and buy one, but mostly because they don't come in quadruple extra fat.


Luftwaffe uniforms do. Well, one, at least.
 
2014-06-24 05:07:21 PM  

Dr Dreidel: dittybopper: Slowdog: I would have thought that, no matter how much I hate them, at least hipsters hate Nazis.  And I would have thought that, while irredeemably evil, at least Nazis hate hipsters.  But no, now we've got this vortex of fail caused by Nazi hipsters.  That is a Venn diagram I was not expecting.  Also, FTA:

In recent years, a number of extreme-right hip-hop acts have emerged in Germany... There is now neo-Nazi techno (biggest act: DJ Adolf) and neo-Nazi reggae.

What The everlovin' fark.

Get up, stand up.  Stand up for your Reich.

[reactiongifs.me image 339x192]

// would also have accepted "No Weimar, No Cry", "Bundeswehr Soldier", or "Lion of Zyklon"


That last one is particularly good at making me feel bad for snickering, but you could have with Lebensraum Yourself, or Ein Luft (Lassen Sie uns zu bombardieren London und uns gut fühlen!)
 
2014-06-24 05:54:35 PM  

Valiente: Ein Luft (Lassen Sie uns zu bombardieren London und uns gut fühlen!)


oh my god LOL
 
2014-06-24 06:46:38 PM  
Doesn't Germany have enough pipe-swinging leftist goons to take care of these fools?
 
2014-06-24 07:38:21 PM  
A bunch of farking pussies.  If you really believe what you preach then show your face you farking cowards.
 
2014-06-24 07:47:19 PM  
Barfmaker:

Hitler was a bit of an artist and Albert Speer who played a major role and was about as much of a friend to Hitler as anyone was an architect. A lot of the imagery came from Speer.

He was the one who created the iconic "cathedral of light" for a rally: [www.imd.tu-bs.de image 850x637]


He was also a founding member of the music group Spandau Ballet.
 
2014-06-24 08:04:05 PM  
c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-06-24 08:10:59 PM  
Do I have to do the heavy lifting here?  Here's the first Nipster joke:

Why did the nipster burn his hands?

He trying to open the oven before it was cool.


/sorry.

//really, I am.
 
2014-06-25 09:22:54 AM  
My sister in law is dating an American Nipster. I just call him fuhrur tight pants.

/She has bad taste.
//anyone that picks her also has bad tatse.
 
2014-06-25 10:38:45 AM  
"Nipster" sounds like a new app for sharing nipple pictures...
 
2014-06-25 11:45:04 AM  

RobSeace: "Nipster" sounds like a new app for sharing nipple pictures...


No, it's an app for finding Japanese singles in your area.
 
2014-06-25 07:33:53 PM  

spiderman_xxx: My sister in law is dating an American Nipster. I just call him fuhrur tight pants.

/She has bad taste.
//anyone that picks her also has bad tatse.


Does she at least put out?
 
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