dittybopper: In America you can drink alcohol delivered to your room. In Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, doctors drink alcohol in the deliver room.
cgraves67: It seems to me that the delivery driver is going to get robbed quite a bit.
Jaden Smith First of His Name: That delivery guy is going to see the most depressing people.
DubtodaIll: cgraves67: It seems to me that the delivery driver is going to get robbed quite a bit.Or at least have difficulty actually getting paid. They should make it call in at least so they don't take orders from people who are already hammered.
Delta1212: dittybopper: In America you can drink alcohol delivered to your room. In Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, doctors drink alcohol in the deliver room.That was bad and you should feel bad.
danno_to_infinity: The internet site known as Fark has reported ceased updating as postings became ever more erratic by even their incredibly loose standards. There was initially some mention of "it's here, it's here", followed by ever-worsening typo until not even cat-like typing could be responsible for the emanations uttering from the ether. The main page had long since gone silent until finally even the caturday page ceased activity. There is speculation that there may be a tie-in with the rather alarming spike in alcohol-related deaths reported by the hundred of thousands across the country and around the world. This is strongly fermented by the fact that many of the deceased had the same web page on their personal electronic devices when their remains were found. Patterns of behavior observed by the deceased included near total isolation with frequent deliveries made to their doors. It was often by the delivery driver that the finding of the moribund were made.
pueblonative: BTW anybod want to start a pool as to when MADD comes out swinging against this?
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: pueblonative: BTW anybod want to start a pool as to when MADD comes out swinging against this?the thing that scares me is the following scenario.Big Beer starts giving huge amounts of money to MADD on the condition that MADD comes out swinging against homebrewing and craftbrewing. Big Beer also contributes huge amounts of money to mega churches with the same conditions.Frightening scenario.
Kinan: At $5 a trip and gas at $4 a gallon how is this going to make money?
dittybopper: Kinan:/Math. It's what's for dinner.
Kinan: dittybopper: Kinan:/Math. It's what's for dinner.They'll barely break even, if that./Smugness. It's what's for dessert.
up2nfg: This story can't beat NH. It has giant liquor stores on both sides of the highway (93) for the brain dead who can't wait till they get home, or to the vacation site or their own funeral.
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