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(Mirror.co.uk)   Coast Guard reminds boaters not to have threesomes on moving yachts: "There's a moral here: If you're feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 62
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2014-06-24 08:42:45 AM  
mapage.noos.fr

It sounds like some DP action, Herr Kaleun.
 
2014-06-24 08:45:17 AM  
static.rogerebert.com

Our slutty GILFs.  Where are they?  Answer that, Herr Goering.  The Americans have plenty of them.  Talking big is all he's good for, that fat slob.
 
2014-06-24 08:54:31 AM  
You know, threesome's sound better when they don't include people nearing retirement age.

"Craig Gallo, 51, James Benenato, 60, and Mary Ann Belson, also 60"
 
2014-06-24 09:35:52 AM  

slayer199: You know, threesome's sound better when they don't include people nearing retirement age.


Don't judge me.
 
2014-06-24 09:37:15 AM  
If the love boat crew had been "terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded,'' said an angry Port Authority Police Dept spokesman.
"If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,'' he added.


What the hell does that have to do with the story?
 
2014-06-24 09:46:20 AM  
Two men and a woman were romping below decks when their vessel piled into runway approach lights that stretch out into New York harbour from the city's La Guardia airport.

Too many sausages.
 
2014-06-24 09:47:13 AM  
Funny coincidence.  "Dropping anchor" is what I call it when I'm on a boat and remove my trousers.
 
2014-06-24 09:48:18 AM  
Nearly everything about that event is the opposite of what I was hoping for.
 
2014-06-24 09:48:39 AM  
child's play.  the coast guard would get a real bang if they stumbled across the orgies aboard real yachts.   well,  those folks worked hard all year for their Billions and need to burn off some steam.
 
2014-06-24 09:49:19 AM  
The LOOOVE BOAT, now filled with prunes
 
2014-06-24 09:49:46 AM  
If the love boat crew had been "terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded,'' said an angry Port Authority Police Dept spokesman.

"If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,'' he added.


And let's not forget that what would have happened if they had released the dogs or the bees?  Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you.
 
2014-06-24 09:50:00 AM  

slayer199: You know, threesome's sound better when they don't include people nearing retirement age.

"Craig Gallo, 51, James Benenato, 60, and Mary Ann Belson, also 60"



grandmas like to F*ck too, young man!
 
2014-06-24 09:50:36 AM  

loonatic112358: The LOOOVE BOAT, now filled with prunes



and if you are lucky, your future will be filled with prunes too.
 
2014-06-24 09:53:16 AM  
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2014-06-24 09:55:05 AM  
If the love boat crew had been "terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded,'' said an angry Port Authority Police Dept spokesman.

"If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,'' he added.


And what if they had a robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made of guns that fires guns.

i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-24 09:57:12 AM  

jtown: Nearly everything about that event is the opposite of what I was hoping for.


No kidding. Why can't young people own boats and enjoy water-borne transience and sexual exploration? Also, FFM, not MMF.
 
2014-06-24 09:58:21 AM  

jchic: If the love boat crew had been "terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded,'' said an angry Port Authority Police Dept spokesman.
"If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,'' he added.

What the hell does that have to do with the story?


OOOGA BOOGA BOOO!! Be afraid! The hypothetical terrorists are lurking around every corner!
 
2014-06-24 09:58:35 AM  
victormangg.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-24 09:59:30 AM  

jchic: If the love boat crew had been "terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded,'' said an angry Port Authority Police Dept spokesman.
"If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,'' he added.

What the hell does that have to do with the story?


And if I had wheels and a whistle, I'd be a locomotive.
 
2014-06-24 10:00:29 AM  

Mentalpatient87: jchic: If the love boat crew had been "terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded,'' said an angry Port Authority Police Dept spokesman.
"If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,'' he added.

What the hell does that have to do with the story?

OOOGA BOOGA BOOO!! Be afraid! The hypothetical terrorists are lurking around every corner!


I know, what if they had Death Stars and Unicron ... they could have destroyed the entire planet!
 
2014-06-24 10:08:33 AM  
You scratch my anchor, I'll scratch yours
 
2014-06-24 10:09:34 AM  
This isn't a continuation of the Robert Heinlein, L. Ron Hubbard, Ginnie Heinlein menage story? I'll never feed my cats "Captain's Table" again.

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2014-06-24 10:11:44 AM  
FTA: Belson is being treated for a possible broken nose and jaw, and Gallo, who was later charged with operating a boat under the influence, suffered facial injuries. Benenato was not hurt.

Normally I would play "guess their positions at impact", but given their ages:

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2014-06-24 10:12:34 AM  

cgraves67: jtown: Nearly everything about that event is the opposite of what I was hoping for.

No kidding. Why can't young people own boats and enjoy water-borne transience and sexual exploration? Also, FFM, not MMF.


Although the story is on par with the average age of corvette owners.
 
2014-06-24 10:12:45 AM  
Holy smokes if one of them had been "Orgazmo," he could have shot them the planes down with his pleasure gun.   Fear, Safety!!  Fear, Safety!!  We need more gubmint money!!  And to you good sirs, I say "boom chicka wow wow."
 
2014-06-24 10:17:42 AM  

jchic: If the love boat crew had been "terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded,'' said an angry Port Authority Police Dept spokesman.
"If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,'' he added.

What the hell does that have to do with the story?


Nothing - but it does have everything to do with the paranoid complex that idiot has. He wants to justify his existence, and fatten up his budget. He hates our freedoms!
 
2014-06-24 10:17:42 AM  
Ladies usually frown on the practice of dropping your "Anchor" before you drop your pants.
 
2014-06-24 10:22:29 AM  
Listen, Captain Public Servant or whatever you are. I am the captain of a yacht. If I need you, I'll calll you. Now, when I want to get amorous, then I get amorous. That is my right as a wealth owner and jerb creator. Now, I'll do you a favor. Here are the horn signals that I will use to alert you and those pedstrians in their little 'personal watercrafts':

2 short horn blasts - Pre-cotious action - any
2 short followed by 1 long - the chick we picked up in port is into a three way - initiated
3 long horn blasts - everyone is nekkid and the ship is on auto pilot.
2 long blasts, two short blasts - they're going at it. I'm having a drink and watching the show
3 long blasts, two short blasts - back in the action, giggity, giggity.
1 extremely long blast - money shot across two bows.
Three hours after the extreme long blast, I'll remember I was on a yacht and return to the controls. If I have run aground, I'll call you. Otherwise stay clear. Sometimes I get a second wind and were not talking sailing.
 
2014-06-24 10:26:35 AM  

Rapmaster2000: If the love boat crew had been "terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded,'' said an angry Port Authority Police Dept spokesman.

"If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,'' he added.

And let's not forget that what would have happened if they had released the dogs or the bees?  Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you.


Never waste a chance to employ fear mongering tactics is the PAPD motto. OMFG if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bus.
 
2014-06-24 10:27:55 AM  
Cpt. Stabbin'?
 
2014-06-24 10:33:06 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Listen, Captain Public Servant or whatever you are. I am the captain of a yacht. If I need you, I'll calll you. Now, when I want to get amorous, then I get amorous. That is my right as a wealth owner and jerb creator. Now, I'll do you a favor. Here are the horn signals that I will use to alert you and those pedstrians in their little 'personal watercrafts':

2 short horn blasts - Pre-cotious action - any
2 short followed by 1 long - the chick we picked up in port is into a three way - initiated
3 long horn blasts - everyone is nekkid and the ship is on auto pilot.
2 long blasts, two short blasts - they're going at it. I'm having a drink and watching the show
3 long blasts, two short blasts - back in the action, giggity, giggity.
1 extremely long blast - money shot across two bows.
Three hours after the extreme long blast, I'll remember I was on a yacht and return to the controls. If I have run aground, I'll call you. Otherwise stay clear. Sometimes I get a second wind and were not talking sailing.


Haha...golf clap and a salute to the captain!
 
2014-06-24 10:36:46 AM  
nicktumminello.com
 
2014-06-24 10:37:22 AM  
symonsez.files.wordpress.com

the idea was: GILF comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the GILF would go away happy... but sometimes she wouldn't go away. Sometimes that GILF  she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a GILF ... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she grabs ya, and those liver spotted hands and low hangin breasts... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The deck turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come and keep coming
 
2014-06-24 10:37:36 AM  
If I dropped my anchor before I dropped my pants, my pants would rip.

Just sayin'. . . .
 
2014-06-24 10:41:18 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [symonsez.files.wordpress.com image 450x300]

the idea was: GILF comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the GILF would go away happy... but sometimes she wouldn't go away. Sometimes that GILF  she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a GILF ... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she grabs ya, and those liver spotted hands and low hangin breasts... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The deck turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come and keep coming


That's why I'll never wear a condom again.
 
2014-06-24 10:42:14 AM  
It took a half hour for them to get the equipment to tell if this was a security risk, because the harbor police boat was tied up at the dock. So, they left the people on the boat, that's crashed into a dock. If the boat hadn't been hung up on the dock the people probably would have drowned while police and fire looked on, proudly defending their unions.

Yeah, she was old - if she was 20 the captain would have only been away from the wheel for a minute, maybe two.
 
2014-06-24 10:44:25 AM  
I gotta have me my boats and hoes
 
2014-06-24 10:46:11 AM  
Hey, at least they weren't doing anything that required them to go out to international waters...
 
2014-06-24 11:04:06 AM  

Linux_Yes: child's play.  the coast guard would get a real bang if they stumbled across the orgies aboard real yachts.   well,  those folks worked hard all year for their Billions and need to burn off some steam.


Heh...back in the 70's around Cape Cod the Coasties would be the ones bringing beer TO the floating parties...
 
2014-06-24 11:05:17 AM  

Ficoce: It took a half hour for them to get the equipment to tell if this was a security risk, because the harbor police boat was tied up at the dock. So, they left the people on the boat, that's crashed into a dock. If the boat hadn't been hung up on the dock the people probably would have drowned while police and fire looked on, proudly defending their unions.

Yeah, she was old - if she was 20 the captain would have only been away from the wheel for a minute, maybe two.


Uh, the boat was docked due to budget cuts, but don't let the facts in the article get in the way of your anti-union rant :)
 
2014-06-24 11:07:50 AM  
Semper Peratus, amirite?
 
2014-06-24 11:10:40 AM  
"There's a moral here: If you're feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants.''
There's no frigging in the rigging allowed either!
 
2014-06-24 11:16:40 AM  
Two men and a woman ... 60 y/o.....

nope.jpg
 
2014-06-24 11:20:36 AM  

jchic: If the love boat crew had been "terrorists with bad intentions, they could have easily succeeded,'' said an angry Port Authority Police Dept spokesman.
"If they had hand-held rockets, they would have had plenty of time to fire at planes,'' he added.

What the hell does that have to do with the story?


Somebody is taking pocket rocket a wee too literally.
 
2014-06-24 11:22:53 AM  
This announcement costa concordia approved..
 
2014-06-24 11:27:54 AM  
Kinky three-way sex romp caused boat crash after captain took his hands off the wheel


Ya know who else took his hands off the wheel, but didn't crash the boat?

198.105.214.148
 
2014-06-24 11:31:07 AM  
My favorite part:

But in this case it took 30 minutes to establish there was no security risk because - in a money-saving move to operate only in daylight hours - the port authority's police vessel was tied up nearby.

So basically security and your safety is the most important thing.  Unless terrorist operate at night.
 
2014-06-24 11:34:24 AM  
 
2014-06-24 11:40:45 AM  
Two men and a woman were romping below decks when their vessel piled into runway approach lights that stretch out into New York harbour from the city's La Guardia airport.

Ew... The Devil's Tricycle.
 
2014-06-24 11:44:37 AM  
I heard this this morning on the radio.

Nothing says hot 3some like a bunch of 60 year olds.

//Eh, whatever.  At least they're having fun.
//Well, WERE having fun.
 
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