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(Mirror.co.uk)   Chinese bureaucrat fired for making employee give him piggyback ride in the rain so he didn't get his shoes wet, in proof that China now has at least SOME labor standards. Of course, the picture of said piggyback ride may have been a factor   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 57
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2014-06-24 10:42:05 AM  
What kind of prick thinks you can treat employees like interns?
 
2014-06-24 12:18:55 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: What kind of prick thinks you can treat employees like interns?


Mr. Boooo-urns??
 
2014-06-24 02:15:49 PM  
The boss was accused of damaging the image of the Chinese Communist party after ordering a worker to carry him on his back over rain sodden ground - so he didn't get his shoes wet.

Well of course, you don't want the good name of the Chinese Communist Party to be sullied in any way.
 
2014-06-24 03:30:39 PM  
Dear China: When Americans say, "Oh, my boss was on my back all day" it's just a figure of speech and should not be taken literally.
 
2014-06-24 05:27:33 PM  
Yet another reason China is SO far ahead of the US. I recently moved into management and all I can so is your employee should me made to do stuff like this. They sure is shiat aren't doing any actual work.
 
2014-06-24 05:27:49 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: The boss was accused of damaging the image of the Chinese Communist party after ordering a worker to carry him on his back over rain sodden ground - so he didn't get his shoes wet.

Well of course, you don't want the good name of the Chinese Communist Party to be sullied in any way.


No of course not.

/I don't understand your post.
 
2014-06-24 05:30:17 PM  
That's impressive...

He's such a prick, even the Chi-Coms don't want him.
 
2014-06-24 05:31:33 PM  
"It was not within his remit to order another human being to become his drudge. This is not how things work in China."

In true capitalist democracies you just pay people to do the drudge work.

/Just quit my job
//Won't be anyones drudge
///Independantly financial
////Slashies
 
2014-06-24 05:32:08 PM  
Couldn't he have built one of those decorative little roundish bridges you see over the koi ponds in Chinese restaurants?
 
2014-06-24 05:33:07 PM  

Langston: Dear China: When Americans say, "Oh, my boss was on my back all day" it's just a figure of speech and should not be taken literally.


I thought we usually said the boss was "riding my ass" all day...

/God I hope the Chinese don't find out about that one...
 
2014-06-24 05:35:14 PM  
Amateur. In the US, the politicians fly over in a helicopter. That way they can express sympathy for the flood victims, without ever seeing the food victims (and you certainly don't get your shoes muddy).
 
2014-06-24 05:38:22 PM  
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem." Matthew 36:63
 
2014-06-24 05:38:43 PM  
I am the leader of a band. If I tried that, I'd be sh*tting trombones.
 
2014-06-24 05:40:39 PM  
Bare back would have made it REAL interesting. NTTATWWT.
 
2014-06-24 05:42:02 PM  
"Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?"

Translation by Bing
 
2014-06-24 05:44:31 PM  

John Hopoate: "It was not within his remit to order another human being to become his drudge. This is not how things work in China."

In true capitalist democracies you just pay people to do the drudge work.

/Just quit my job
//Won't be anyones drudge
///Independantly financial
////Slashies


He needs to rise a few more ranks within the Party before he obtains that right.
 
2014-06-24 05:46:38 PM  
Careful with the Chinamen insults folks. The nationals get mighty touchy around these parts.
 
2014-06-24 05:49:13 PM  
Piggyback ride? So that's what the kids are calling it today.
 
2014-06-24 05:53:08 PM  
Sorry I couldn't find a better version.

I believe the caption was "Naw, I don't mind.  At least ya ain't one of them salutin' demons."

cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2014-06-24 05:55:06 PM  
Have you seen my baseball?
 
2014-06-24 05:57:30 PM  
I just told the team this will be policy from now on. It was greeted with finger gestures and remarks about my mother.
 
2014-06-24 06:01:15 PM  

Phony_Soldier: Yet another reason China is SO far ahead of the US. I recently moved into management and all I can so is your employee should me made to do stuff like this. They sure is shiat aren't doing any actual work.


Shift manager at McDonald's posting from his phone doesn't count as "management."
 
2014-06-24 06:05:41 PM  
Does the employee look like Ned Beatty?
 
2014-06-24 06:06:30 PM  
"... inspires new line of videos from Vivid"
 
2014-06-24 06:14:49 PM  
He had been visiting the site of recent flooding where two students drowned, and had not bothered to wear wellies.

Instead he had selected cream coloured leather shoes, and instead of getting them wet, he had told Ding Xianbao to give him a piggyback.


Well, shoot.  He probably asked a subordinate to fetch his wellies, but nobody understood what he was trying to say.
 
2014-06-24 06:35:15 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com

So who does this guy think he is, a princess?
 
2014-06-24 06:42:41 PM  
No rain boots in China, then? Galoshes? (Do those still exist?) Hell, a pair of last year's month's shoes?
 
2014-06-24 06:44:20 PM  

shmashmortion: "Should I not have done that? Was that wrong Wong?"

Translation by Bing


FTFY
 
2014-06-24 06:49:38 PM  
"damaging the image of the Chinese Communist party" , found to be dead by suicidal hanging in 3...2...1..!
 
2014-06-24 06:50:00 PM  
This is not how things work in China.

www.secretsofthefed.com
Suicide nets say what?
 
2014-06-24 06:51:56 PM  

TheRealist II: "damaging the image of the Chinese Communist party" , found to be dead by suicidal hanging in 3...2...1..!


Cause of death: being suicided.
 
2014-06-24 07:00:17 PM  
seen looking at picture of 'job creator' riding easily replaceable minion, nodding and smiling...

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-06-24 07:04:53 PM  

Phony_Soldier: I recently moved into management and all I can so is your employee should me made to do stuff like this.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-24 08:02:13 PM  
Looked more like employee was wearing boss as a rain coat.
 
2014-06-24 08:21:21 PM  
Hey! China has pansy-ass douchebags too!
 
2014-06-24 08:49:35 PM  
This one?
www.rifuture.org
 
2014-06-24 08:50:12 PM  

Langston: Dear China: When Americans say, "Oh, my boss was on my back all day" it's just a figure of speech and should not be taken literally.


on your back or got your back? if the latter I want to know what kind of company in America do you work at?

/seriously!
 
2014-06-24 08:55:51 PM  
 Most people in the article picture appear to be wearing rubber slippers. They are the smart ones
 
2014-06-24 09:51:27 PM  
What does "fired" mean in a communist economy?
 
2014-06-24 09:56:48 PM  

krackpipe: What does "fired" mean in a communist economy?


Seeing as he disgraced the Chinese Communist Party, I'm thinking there's an "upon" after "fired."
 
2014-06-24 10:16:18 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: That's impressive...

He's such a prick, even the Chi-Coms don't want him.


Are any communists left in China? My impression was that they've gone full Gilded Age at this point.
 
2014-06-24 10:28:52 PM  
Trickle down economics in action.

Either ride or be ridden. The choice is yours.
 
2014-06-24 10:32:46 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Careful with the Chinamen insults folks. The nationals get mighty touchy around these parts.


I believe they preferred to be called Chinky-Americans.

//I will show myself out.
 
2014-06-24 11:39:57 PM  

johnny_vegas: Phony_Soldier: I recently moved into management and all I can so is your employee should me made to do stuff like this.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 352x275]


Thank you.

That was exactly the message i was struggling to say.
 
2014-06-24 11:48:15 PM  
This kind if a thing there.

Tourists can pay peasants to run them up and down mountains like this.
 
2014-06-25 01:17:38 AM  

Fluid: He needs to rise a few more ranks within the Party before he obtains that right.


Two more wongs and he'll get a wright
 
2014-06-25 01:22:01 AM  
krackpipe:

What does "fired" mean in a communist economy?


In China's current economy? Same as a capitalist economy.  Good luck finding another job.

Depending on how disgraced he is, I suppose he could ply his political contacts and business relationships, which are a big deal there.


namegoeshere:
Seeing as he disgraced the Chinese Communist Party, I'm thinking there's an "upon" after "fired."

He certainly could have been charged for something and spent some time in jail.  They always think of something if you are really on their shiat list.  But in this case, it looks like he just got kicked out.
 
2014-06-25 01:23:22 AM  

lelio: Two more wongs make a little wong and he'll get a wright

 
2014-06-25 01:36:16 AM  
♪  I'll make you tote my ass
To keep your lousy job
So if you need to eat
Bend down and shut your gob

The legs you use are strong
They keep my footsies dry
So yeah the puddle's deep
You sissy dry your eyes

Pick me up, and pay your dues
Pick me up, and save my shoes
Pick me up, onto your back
Pick me up, or get the sack

Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Junhua tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Junhua tonight
Everybody have fun ♫
 
2014-06-25 02:14:42 AM  

Harry_Seldon: ReverendJynxed: Careful with the Chinamen insults folks. The nationals get mighty touchy around these parts.

I believe they preferred to be called Chinky-Americans.

//I will show myself out.


Just don't call them Yellowskins, or you won't be able to sell merchandise.
 
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