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(WTSP)   Hot chick crashes her truck, drives down the wrong way on a highway, crashes again, gets arrested, wiggles out of her handcuffs, reaches into the front seat and eats a bag of weed. TAA-DAA   (wtsp.com) divider line 85
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2014-06-24 08:38:20 AM
"My car's smelling like the stuff you had in your seat."

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2014-06-24 09:08:41 AM
Nice cleavage shot
 
2014-06-24 09:25:52 AM
And when we say "hot," we mean it's because of the heat in Florida.
 
2014-06-24 09:54:31 AM
That's some strong weed if you get the munchies before you smoke it.
 
2014-06-24 09:57:07 AM
Hot flashes?
 
2014-06-24 09:57:13 AM
Her misdemeanor charges for minor hit-and-run, DUI and drug possession were bumped up to a felony for eating the evidence.

Oops.
 
2014-06-24 09:57:13 AM
nom nom nom
 
2014-06-24 09:59:53 AM
"Bags of weed just don't go missing inside a police car."

Not like that at least.
 
2014-06-24 09:59:57 AM

xanadian: And when we say "hot," we mean it's because of the heat in Florida.

She'd probably clean up fairly well....with a power washer.
 
2014-06-24 10:00:55 AM
And some people want to legalize drugs
 
2014-06-24 10:01:08 AM

xanadian: And when we say "hot," we mean it's because of the heat in Florida.


I click these sort of links just to see how much of a trainwreck is involved.
 
2014-06-24 10:01:51 AM
Drugs are so, like, cool.
 
2014-06-24 10:02:14 AM
i51.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-24 10:02:53 AM
they call it 'Dope' for a reason.  and nobody loves dope more than 'muricans.  i guess because they live in the greatest country on earth.
 
2014-06-24 10:03:28 AM
I haven't like reality shows since Project Runway, but this pilot has promise.
 
2014-06-24 10:03:59 AM

Warmnight: And some people want to legalize drugs



the ones making the dollars off of it.  and the ones using it.  everyone else knows it's a huge mistake for this Fading Republic.
 
2014-06-24 10:04:55 AM
not hot.....not hot at all. I'm no studman69, but this is not even close to hot.
 
2014-06-24 10:04:56 AM

Harry Freakstorm: "Bags of weed just don't go missing inside a police car."

Not like that at least.


No, usually it goes missing in the evidence room.
 
2014-06-24 10:05:10 AM

Warmnight: And some people want to legalize drugs


So the hypothesis is, if we outlaw drugs, things like this won't happen?
 
2014-06-24 10:05:22 AM
I may be in love.

/only thing better would have been if she'd made it out of the cruiser
 
2014-06-24 10:05:39 AM
High in jail. What fun.
 
2014-06-24 10:05:49 AM
Shouldn't have scratched her nose.
 
2014-06-24 10:06:29 AM

Mugato: "My car's smelling like the stuff you had in your seat."

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I'm afraid I just blue myself.
 
2014-06-24 10:06:41 AM
Who produced that piece of shiat? It looks sounds like a clip on A Current Affair or one of those trashy magazine shows from the 80s, with the stock "exciting" library music.
 
2014-06-24 10:07:44 AM
Regardless of what the woman did, the cop needs to be cock-punched for uttering the word 'Mary-Ju-Wana'.
 
2014-06-24 10:08:09 AM
"Stay in your handcuffs please," the trooper said.

that's not how this works.
that's not how any of this works.
 
2014-06-24 10:09:47 AM
"Bags of weed just don't go missing inside a police car."

Of course they don't officer. That's farking adorable. They go missing from the evidence room.
 
2014-06-24 10:11:21 AM

mentallo69: not hot.....not hot at all. I'm no studman69, but this is not even close to hot.


You guys have the same last name.
 
2014-06-24 10:11:40 AM

Mugato: Harry Freakstorm: "Bags of weed just don't go missing inside a police car."

Not like that at least.

No, usually it goes missing in the evidence room.


But at least it's usually "found" again on someone pulled over for Driving While Black.
 
2014-06-24 10:12:20 AM
Mary-Ju-Wana's bad, mkay.

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So you can just slip out of handcuffs?
 
2014-06-24 10:13:16 AM

Mugato: So you can just slip out of handcuffs?


My guess is she's had practice getting her fist out of tighter places.
 
2014-06-24 10:13:39 AM

special20: mentallo69: not hot.....not hot at all. I'm no studman69, but this is not even close to hot.

You guys have the same last name.


Whenever you call them together, it always ends in 69.
 
2014-06-24 10:15:38 AM

vudukungfu: "Stay in your handcuffs please," the trooper said.

that's not how this works.
that's not how any of this works.


I un friend you.....

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2014-06-24 10:18:02 AM

special20: mentallo69: not hot.....not hot at all. I'm no studman69, but this is not even close to hot.

You guys have the same last name.


He is my Brother. But yeah, I think I have had this account for pretty close to 15 years. I was a bit immature then and listened to a lot of Industrial music.


I'm still immature though and listen to lots of industrial music. Not much changes, even my Fark handle
 
2014-06-24 10:20:49 AM

Warmnight: And some people want to legalize drugs


I don't consider weed to be like other drugs. She was obviously hitting the bottle. That was drunk behavior right there. Plus, FL is one of the strictest states as far as anti marijuana laws ( go figure ), so I can understand her motivation to eat the evidence.
 
2014-06-24 10:21:08 AM
If only she had just smoked weed instead of getting shiatfaced.
 
2014-06-24 10:21:30 AM

Cdr.Murdock: vudukungfu: "Stay in your handcuffs please," the trooper said.

that's not how this works.
that's not how any of this works.

I un friend you.....

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Thats one of my favorite commercials
 
2014-06-24 10:22:58 AM

DMZ DEATH: Warmnight: And some people want to legalize drugs

I don't consider weed to be like other drugs. She was obviously hitting the bottle. That was drunk behavior right there. Plus, FL is one of the strictest states as far as anti marijuana laws ( go figure ), so I can understand her motivation to eat the evidence.


I bet she was high as all holy hell by the time they got back to the station.
 
2014-06-24 10:24:54 AM
So police just loosely handcuff you, toss you into the back of the cruiser that doesn't have a cage between back and front, leave the evidence on the front seat and go about some other nonsensical business? In Floridah? No babysitter? Kindergarten cops--Das right, Arnold.
 
2014-06-24 10:25:51 AM
You forgot the most important part, Subby. She then molested the High School Football Team and wrinkled her nose, getting off Scot-free as fast as Elizabeth Montgomery.

Justice, how the Fark does it work?
 
2014-06-24 10:26:06 AM

Carn: Her misdemeanor charges for minor hit-and-run, DUI and drug possession were bumped up to a felony for eating the evidence.

Oops.


This.

Well done there genius.
 
2014-06-24 10:26:41 AM
She gets hit with a felony for 'destruction of evidence' but a cop that erases video or audio on someone's cell phone gets an award.
Great how that works.
 
2014-06-24 10:30:30 AM
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she's exactly my type
 
2014-06-24 10:31:03 AM
The Candyman makes everything he bakes
satisfying and delicious
far beyond your childhood wishes
you can even eat the doobage
 
2014-06-24 10:32:51 AM

Linux_Yes: Warmnight: And some people want to legalize drugs


the ones making the dollars off of it.  and the ones using it.  everyone else knows it's a huge mistake for this Fading Republic.


8/10
feels nostalgic, concerned, crying-eagle yet derp filled all rolled into a shiat sausage
 
2014-06-24 10:34:30 AM

Linux_Yes: they call it 'Dope' for a reason.  and nobody loves dope more than 'muricans.  i guess because they live in the greatest country on earth.


Wasn't Uruguay the first country to decriminalize it? And hasn't it been a 'look the other way' situation in Holland for ages?
 
2014-06-24 10:35:03 AM
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2014-06-24 10:35:04 AM
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2014-06-24 10:38:06 AM

xanadian: And when we say "hot," we mean it's because of the heat in Florida.


So in addition to "British hot" we have "Florida hot".
 
2014-06-24 10:39:15 AM
What subby means by "hot chicks:"

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