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2014-06-24 09:50:52 AM  
Fat chicks like to make excuses.  They also like to delude themselves into thinking they have "large breasts" which may be technically accurate, but is not really what we mean.  Large relative to the rest of you is generally what interests people.

So yeah, the "my boobs get in the way" argument probably sounds a lot more enticing than "the fat that encompasses my entire body and clogged arteries get in the way"
 
2014-06-24 10:55:04 AM  
Funny. That's the reason my left arm gets so much exercise
 
2014-06-24 11:00:49 AM  
I confused about the term "breasts"
Perhaps a kind FARKer could post some examples of what they may look like
 
2014-06-24 11:11:50 AM  
This doesn't just affect women.

This is the reason that I don't exercise, my moobs flop around and I get weird stares from people at the gym. Even a sports bra doesn't help.

fc07.deviantart.net

I shaved my chest for this picture.
 
2014-06-24 11:16:05 AM  
As to the whole "Women are bad golfers because BOOBS":  Tell that to my aunt with the D-cups and the
2 handicap.
 
2014-06-24 11:19:39 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: my moobs


Resistance training. Start with your own body weight. Do lunges, push-ups, sit-ups, etc. You'll get a terrific cardio workout in your own living room, and you'll build muscle. In 3 months, buy a bench and some dumbbells.
 
2014-06-24 11:49:24 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: This doesn't just affect women.

This is the reason that I don't exercise, my moobs flop around and I get weird stares from people at the gym. Even a sports bra doesn't help.

[fc07.deviantart.net image 640x480]

I shaved my chest for this picture.


Dude, NSF....anything.
 
2014-06-24 12:01:04 PM  

Mugato: Because People in power are Stupid: This doesn't just affect women.

This is the reason that I don't exercise, my moobs flop around and I get weird stares from people at the gym. Even a sports bra doesn't help.

[fc07.deviantart.net image 640x480]

I shaved my chest for this picture.

Dude, NSF....anything.


Meh. The starting point doesn't matter. It's the effort put toward reaching the goal that matters.
 
2014-06-24 12:02:22 PM  
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2014-06-24 12:11:03 PM  
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Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep... uhhhh huh! uhhhhh huh!
 
2014-06-24 03:23:23 PM  
serial_crusher:They also like to delude themselves into thinking they have "large breasts" which may be technically accurate, but is not really what we mean.

Wow. This thread went to Full Retard right off the bat. Nice job.
 
2014-06-24 03:29:31 PM  
FTFA: if women do not wear the right sports bra, they risk damaging the fragile Cooper's ligaments which, once damaged, are irreparable.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-24 04:07:39 PM  
Potential for epic thread derailed almost immediately. Nevar change FARK
 
2014-06-24 04:09:08 PM  
Came for balls to the chin reference.
 
2014-06-24 04:09:23 PM  
Well, I admit it is a million times easier to exercise, run, etc. after having a breast reduction. However, I did run, dance, cheer, play sports, etc. even with large breasts. You just need to a) plan ahead and b) wear two high quality sports bras at a time.
 
2014-06-24 04:11:03 PM  
Bullshiat. Stop making excuses fatty.
 
2014-06-24 04:11:05 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: As to the whole "Women are bad golfers because BOOBS":  Tell that to my aunt with the D-cups and the
2 handicap.


Simona Halep before:

www.fmoreno.com.mx

After:

i2.cdn.turner.com

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665341/Win-bust-Tennis-star -b reast-reduction-surgery-help-game-number-three-seed-Wimbledon.html
 
2014-06-24 04:11:18 PM  
Breasts
 
2014-06-24 04:11:21 PM  
one in five women use their breasts as an excuse not to exercise
 
2014-06-24 04:11:22 PM  

Miss5280: Well, I admit it is a million times easier to exercise, run, etc. after having a breast reduction.


Senseless. It's like Beethoven fusing his hands together to be better at swimming. Just senseless.
 
2014-06-24 04:11:23 PM  

eagles95: Potential for epic thread derailed almost immediately. Nevar change FARK


This. I'm waiting with F5
 
2014-06-24 04:12:13 PM  
Clearly there is only one solution...Mastectomies for everyone!

/For Health!
 
2014-06-24 04:14:12 PM  

69gnarkill69: DjangoStonereaver: As to the whole "Women are bad golfers because BOOBS":  Tell that to my aunt with the D-cups and the
2 handicap.

Simona Halep before:

[www.fmoreno.com.mx image 650x486]

After:

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 655x460]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665341/Win-bust-Tennis-star -b reast-reduction-surgery-help-game-number-three-seed-Wimbledon.html


i2.kym-cdn.com

i2.kym-cdn.com

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-24 04:14:58 PM  

To get this thread back on track



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2014-06-24 04:15:04 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: As to the whole "Women are bad golfers because BOOBS":  Tell that to my aunt with the D-cups and the
2 handicap.


So your Uncle wouldn't happen to be into cuckolding, would he?
 
2014-06-24 04:16:09 PM  

69gnarkill69: Simona Halep before:

[www.fmoreno.com.mx image 650x486]

After:

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 655x460]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665341/Win-bust-Tennis-star -b reast-reduction-surgery-help-game-number-three-seed-Wimbledon.html


Damn.  She had a set of Christina Hendrix tits and she traded 'em in for Miley Cyrus tits.

/yeah yeah it improved her game and all
//icantfaptothis.jpg
 
2014-06-24 04:16:24 PM  

Somacandra: FTFA: if women do not wear the right sports bra, they risk damaging the fragile Cooper's ligaments which, once damaged, are irreparable.


I looked that up and it's so far looking like a myth.
 
2014-06-24 04:16:25 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: As to the whole "Women are bad golfers because BOOBS":  Tell that to my aunt with the D-cups and the
2 handicap.


Why do you know your aunt's cup size?
 
2014-06-24 04:18:02 PM  
I don't exercise because I might injure my enormous dangling member so I'm getting a kick...
 
2014-06-24 04:19:59 PM  

Somacandra: serial_crusher:They also like to delude themselves into thinking they have "large breasts" which may be technically accurate, but is not really what we mean.

Wow. This thread went to Full Retard right off the bat. Nice job.


Yeah, I'm actually kind of impressed...
 
2MS
2014-06-24 04:20:02 PM  
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2014-06-24 04:20:02 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: As to the whole "Women are bad golfers because BOOBS":  Tell that to my aunt with the D-cups and the
2 handicap.


there are people who think women shouldn't ski long jump because their vaginas will fall out (or something.  i read this in an interview of some olympic long jumper, i just forgot the correct word for the part of the female anatomy that was purported to fall out.  regardless, it was pretty stupid.  and, if we're talking about vulnerable genitalia, did no one ever stop to think that the balls and penis are on the outside in about the most vulnerable way imaginable?  if gender roles were reversed, it would be hilarious to hear what the matriarchy would say about male genital inferiority.)
 
2014-06-24 04:20:30 PM  
It's an excuse, but it's not a bad one for some people. One out of five definitely seems high. But it's not the breats themselves. It's not knowing what to do with them. Larger breasts hurt during exercise if they're not in a sports bra. A properly fitting sports bra. And a lot of larger breasted women are wearing the wrong size, so that doesn't help much. Not only that, but it's easy to adopt a "Who cares? I'm already fat and my body is defective, so why even try?" attitude. I would have loved to play lacrosse in high school. I was prepared to get past the potential of being a spectacle. Unfortunately, the jerseys were racerbacks and having bra straps showing was a violation. That definitely reinforces the "You're a freak" feelings if can't even wear the uniform. If I'd known my true size and had a sports bra in that size, maybe I could have pulled it off. As it was, I just gave up, for years.
 
2MS
2014-06-24 04:20:53 PM  
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2MS
2014-06-24 04:22:03 PM  
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2014-06-24 04:22:14 PM  
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2014-06-24 04:23:10 PM  

bniath: DjangoStonereaver: As to the whole "Women are bad golfers because BOOBS":  Tell that to my aunt with the D-cups and the
2 handicap.

Why do you know your aunt's cup size?


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Brantley Foster: What, what is it?
Vera Prescott: It's the jerk.
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2014-06-24 04:23:32 PM  
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2014-06-24 04:27:34 PM  
 FTFA: if women do not wear the right sports bra, they risk damaging the fragile Cooper's ligaments which, once damaged, are irreparable.


If you're female, boobs are nothing but trouble.  They get in the way of things.  They're distracting.  They can prevent clothes from fitting correctly (or at all).  They can keep seat belts from sitting across your chest correctly, which increases your chance of injury in a car accident.   Large breasts can cause neck, shoulder, and back pain.

Boobs just suck.
 
2MS
2014-06-24 04:28:01 PM  
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2014-06-24 04:28:57 PM  
If I can wake up at 4:30 in the morning, wrap my enormous wang around my thigh, run 5 miles in full firefighting gear and still have enough energy to make breakfast for two, then ladies with giant, jiggly boobs can deal with it.


/at least one of those things is untrue.
 
2014-06-24 04:30:07 PM  

ChipNASA: 69gnarkill69: DjangoStonereaver: As to the whole "Women are bad golfers because BOOBS":  Tell that to my aunt with the D-cups and the
2 handicap.

Simona Halep before:

[www.fmoreno.com.mx image 650x486]

After:

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 655x460]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665341/Win-bust-Tennis-star -b reast-reduction-surgery-help-game-number-three-seed-Wimbledon.html

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 292x302]

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 362x208]

[media.tumblr.com image 250x190]


"Why would you do that?"

'Cause large breasts are ugly, distracting, and can cause pain.
 
2MS
2014-06-24 04:31:14 PM  

FizixJunkee: ChipNASA: 69gnarkill69: DjangoStonereaver: As to the whole "Women are bad golfers because BOOBS":  Tell that to my aunt with the D-cups and the
2 handicap.

Simona Halep before:

[www.fmoreno.com.mx image 650x486]

After:

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 655x460]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665341/Win-bust-Tennis-star -b reast-reduction-surgery-help-game-number-three-seed-Wimbledon.html

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 292x302]

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 362x208]

[media.tumblr.com image 250x190]

"Why would you do that?"

'Cause large breasts are ugly, distracting, and can cause pain.


But they can be such pleasure........
 
2MS
2014-06-24 04:32:55 PM  
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-24 04:34:04 PM  

2MS: But they can be such pleasure........



My boobs have never caused me any pleasure.

My fingers, on the other hand...
 
2014-06-24 04:34:16 PM  

FizixJunkee: FTFA: if women do not wear the right sports bra, they risk damaging the fragile Cooper's ligaments which, once damaged, are irreparable.


If you're female, boobs are nothing but trouble.  They get in the way of things.  They're distracting.  They can prevent clothes from fitting correctly (or at all).  They can keep seat belts from sitting across your chest correctly, which increases your chance of injury in a car accident.   Large breasts can cause neck, shoulder, and back pain.

Boobs just suck.


Reading things like this make me wonder if the only truth is despair
 
2014-06-24 04:34:54 PM  

2MS: [chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com image 850x850]


That's just gross.
 
2MS
2014-06-24 04:35:49 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-24 04:37:08 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: This doesn't just affect women.

This is the reason that I don't exercise, my moobs flop around and I get weird stares from people at the gym. Even a sports bra doesn't help.

[fc07.deviantart.net image 640x480]

I shaved my chest for this picture.


Eat better (less shiat and more vegetables, portion control) and that problem would take care of itself.
 
2MS
2014-06-24 04:37:50 PM  
fc02.deviantart.net
 
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