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(Foodbeast)   "Shane, when a customer asks where to find a product, give them an aisle number, not directions to Albertsons" -- Walmart Management   (foodbeast.com) divider line 16
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2014-06-24 11:37:57 AM  
7 votes:
Fictional Shane sounds a lot more interesting than many real employees.
2014-06-24 12:26:00 PM  
4 votes:
Skip the middleman and just go to Reddit for your fake bullshiat.
GBB
2014-06-24 12:39:31 PM  
3 votes:
It's not fake, it's an inside joke/comedy bit for that dept at that store.
I do the same thing on my FB page that I call "Overheard in the Comm Center".  Sometimes it's real stuff I hear, other times it's funny things I think up.

/get over yourselves
2014-06-24 12:28:05 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-06-24 12:34:14 PM  
2 votes:
As a former Walmart Manager, I'll take "shiat that never happened" for $1000 Alex.
2014-06-24 12:29:22 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Fictional Shane sounds a lot more interesting than many real employees.


Agreed. I wish he were real, but the "no free samples from electronics" would have been spoken by a judge, not written on a whiteboard by management.
2014-06-24 02:32:40 PM  
1 votes:

Saul Goodman: Fake.  There is no way a Wal-Mart manager would spell 'ventriloquism' correctly.


Normally I'd agree yeah but they spelled label wrong on another one.
Hmm. I suppose I could see a retail manager looking up ventriloquism on their smartphone to spell it correctly but not bothering on an eesy werd like lable.
2014-06-24 01:56:37 PM  
1 votes:
I once directed a customer to McDonald's when I was working Drive Thru at BK. He pulled up and said he would like a large fry and a Big Mac. Without missing a beat, I told him that I could get the large fry, but that he'd have to head down the street for the Big Mac. My manager almost passed out on the spot, but the guy thought it was pretty funny.
2014-06-24 12:56:12 PM  
1 votes:

Silly_Sot: Things Smitty is no longer allowed to do.

Look it up.


You mean Skippy?
2014-06-24 12:52:27 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-06-24 12:38:16 PM  
1 votes:

kobrakai: It's amazing how many white boards WalMart has at the one store where Shane works. All of them different with different colored markers. Just unbelievable.


That looks like the same (black edged) board.  And there's no way that they could have multiple colored markers!  That's unpossible!

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2014-06-24 12:35:23 PM  
1 votes:
If you have a willing suspension of disbelief, it's really farking funny.
2014-06-24 12:30:07 PM  
1 votes:
Fake yet humorous
2014-06-24 12:28:43 PM  
1 votes:
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/Shane, come back, Shane
2014-06-24 12:27:13 PM  
1 votes:
It's amazing how many white boards WalMart has at the one store where Shane works. All of them different with different colored markers. Just unbelievable.
2014-06-24 12:26:16 PM  
1 votes:
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