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(Foodbeast)   "Shane, when a customer asks where to find a product, give them an aisle number, not directions to Albertsons" -- Walmart Management   (foodbeast.com) divider line 79
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2014-06-24 11:37:57 AM  
Fictional Shane sounds a lot more interesting than many real employees.
 
2014-06-24 12:22:33 PM  
God bless Shane. Saving people from Wal Mart.
 
2014-06-24 12:24:02 PM  
Things Smitty is no longer allowed to do.

Look it up.
 
2014-06-24 12:26:00 PM  
Skip the middleman and just go to Reddit for your fake bullshiat.
 
2014-06-24 12:26:16 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-24 12:26:30 PM  
worked for this guy ...

www.wearemoviegeeks.com

/DRTFA
 
2014-06-24 12:27:13 PM  
It's amazing how many white boards WalMart has at the one store where Shane works. All of them different with different colored markers. Just unbelievable.
 
2014-06-24 12:28:05 PM  
[itsafake.jpg]
 
2014-06-24 12:28:11 PM  

gingerjet: worked for this guy ...

[www.wearemoviegeeks.com image 640x815]

/DRTFA


So close to simulpost.
 
2014-06-24 12:28:43 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com


/Shane, come back, Shane
 
2014-06-24 12:29:22 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Fictional Shane sounds a lot more interesting than many real employees.


Agreed. I wish he were real, but the "no free samples from electronics" would have been spoken by a judge, not written on a whiteboard by management.
 
2014-06-24 12:30:07 PM  
Fake yet humorous
 
2014-06-24 12:31:11 PM  

HelloNeuman: gingerjet: worked for this guy ...

[www.wearemoviegeeks.com image 640x815]

/DRTFA

So close to simulpost.


yea ... perhaps if i used a smaller image ...
 
2014-06-24 12:33:54 PM  

sulco: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 460x276]


/Shane, come back, Shane


and we're done here.
 
2014-06-24 12:34:14 PM  
As a former Walmart Manager, I'll take "shiat that never happened" for $1000 Alex.
 
2014-06-24 12:34:27 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Skip the middleman and just go to Reddit for your fake bullshiat.


Fake as a Walmart that would put up with a guy like that for more than one shift.
 
2014-06-24 12:35:23 PM  
If you have a willing suspension of disbelief, it's really farking funny.
 
2014-06-24 12:35:27 PM  
I wonder if Shane was ever a real employee.
 
2014-06-24 12:36:10 PM  
If Walmart thought they could make a buck on extended warranties for fried chicken, they would.
 
2014-06-24 12:36:31 PM  
Shane, when the Walmart fell.
 
2014-06-24 12:36:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-24 12:36:46 PM  
Fake as a porn stars tits but still fun to look at.
 
2014-06-24 12:38:16 PM  

kobrakai: It's amazing how many white boards WalMart has at the one store where Shane works. All of them different with different colored markers. Just unbelievable.


That looks like the same (black edged) board.  And there's no way that they could have multiple colored markers!  That's unpossible!

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-24 12:39:30 PM  

LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 755x630]


That's not really the real Debbie Downer making that post, you know.
 
GBB
2014-06-24 12:39:31 PM  
It's not fake, it's an inside joke/comedy bit for that dept at that store.
I do the same thing on my FB page that I call "Overheard in the Comm Center".  Sometimes it's real stuff I hear, other times it's funny things I think up.

/get over yourselves
 
2014-06-24 12:43:23 PM  

vudukungfu: LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 755x630]

That's not really the real Debbie Downer making that post, you know.


Thanks for the astute observation, professor buzzkill.
 
2014-06-24 12:43:54 PM  

vudukungfu: LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 755x630]

That's not really the real Debbie Downer making that post, you know.


Are you saying a fake called the fake a fake?

does this mean you are not the real vudukungku?
 
2014-06-24 12:45:50 PM  
The only disappointment is the one poster "I hope this is TRUE!"


Are there really people who would think for one nanosecond that this is true?

(yes, I have worked a Wal Mart deli counter)
 
2014-06-24 12:45:53 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Skip the middleman and just go to Reddit for your fake bullshiat.


Wait, so there are web pages outside of fark?
 
2014-06-24 12:47:01 PM  

Sticky Hands: Are you saying a fake called the fake a fake?


Then is it true?
 
2014-06-24 12:47:26 PM  

Sticky Hands: Are you saying a fake called the fake a fake?


Damn, dude! You said "fake" like three times! You must really like fake.
 
2014-06-24 12:47:29 PM  

HelloNeuman: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194]


Thanks. I was hoping people hadn't forgotten.
 
2014-06-24 12:50:00 PM  

Alunan: God bless Shane. Saving people from Wal Mart.


By sending them to Albertsons?

That's like being offered a choice between being eaten by a shark and drowning.
 
2014-06-24 12:50:27 PM  

Slypork: Sticky Hands: Are you saying a fake called the fake a fake?

Then is it true?


Sin_City_Superhero: Sticky Hands: Are you saying a fake called the fake a fake?

Damn, dude! You said "fake" like three times! You must really like fake.



I don't know fellers, but I'm staring to think that maybe the fake is a lie.
 
2014-06-24 12:51:11 PM  

vudukungfu: LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 755x630]

That's not really the real Debbie Downer making that post, you know.


But that is THE real "waffle". I'd bet money on it.
 
2014-06-24 12:52:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-24 12:52:33 PM  

GBB: It's not fake, it's an inside joke/comedy bit for that dept at that store.
I do the same thing on my FB page that I call "Overheard in the Comm Center".  Sometimes it's real stuff I hear, other times it's funny things I think up.

/get over yourselves


This is fake.
 
2014-06-24 12:54:26 PM  
I served with Shane.

I knew Shane.

Shane was a friend of mine.

You're no Shane.
 
2014-06-24 12:55:04 PM  
What a great place to work!
 
2014-06-24 12:56:01 PM  

Sticky Hands: Are you saying a fake called the fake a fake?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-24 12:56:12 PM  

Silly_Sot: Things Smitty is no longer allowed to do.

Look it up.


You mean Skippy?
 
2014-06-24 12:57:28 PM  
Fake.  There is no way a Wal-Mart manager would spell 'ventriloquism' correctly.
 
2014-06-24 12:57:56 PM  
Fool me once, shane on you.  Fool me twice?  I guess no real shane in that anymore.

/of for shane, fark
//for shane
 
2014-06-24 12:58:43 PM  

Sticky Hands: vudukungfu: LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 755x630]

That's not really the real Debbie Downer making that post, you know.

Are you saying a fake called the fake a fake?

does this mean you are not the real vudukungku?


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-24 01:04:26 PM  

Mudd's woman: Sticky Hands: vudukungfu: LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 755x630]

That's not really the real Debbie Downer making that post, you know.

Are you saying a fake called the fake a fake?

does this mean you are not the real vudukungku?

[img.fark.net image 446x200]


Bwahahaha
 
2014-06-24 01:07:11 PM  
The notes are probably real, but Shane never did that stuff.

I know because in my dept at Safeway, once a week we'd pick an employee and fabricate a customer comment card highlighting a quality in the employee we'd like to see improved (e.g. "Scott has a real nice smile, thanks for brightening my day!" and scott is supposed to smile more often.)

The employees knew the cards were faked so they'd drop in their own customer comments relating shenanigans just like shane's exploits.
 
2014-06-24 01:14:18 PM  
Wow, somebody found a bashed up old whiteboard and decided to pretend they were a subversive employee with a passive-aggressive manager.
 
2014-06-24 01:16:26 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Jaden Smith First of His Name: Skip the middleman and just go to Reddit for your fake bullshiat.

Wait, so there are web pages outside of fark?


Yes, and if you want to stay a few days to a week ahead of fark, go read them.
 
2014-06-24 01:18:16 PM  
As long as we're on fake employee exploits and bulletin boards, I give you Girardi's Frozen Yogurt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vB8qr1IrPg&feature=kp
 
2014-06-24 01:19:12 PM  
This reminds me of how TrueBlood finally hooked me into binge streaming what would otherwise be a "meh" vampire series making fun of people in the region where I choose to live....The first episode where Tara, employed by what is obviously a Wal-Mart in disguise, goes off on the fat lady who drove "over an hour" to find out if they had the heavy plastic sheeting she was looking for but didn't know the name of...a sleepless night and 14 episodes later, the vampire portion of the story is still "meh" but the "people down along the I-20 corridor in LA are crazy stupid" portions of the show still have me hooked.
 
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