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(AsiaOne)   The restaurant where you want to eat won't let your wife bring her dog inside. To show your displeasure with the policy, do you: A) take your business elsewhere, B) give it a poor review on Yelp, or C) drive your car into the restaurant?   (forums.asiaone.com) divider line 27
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2014-06-24 10:48:28 AM  
The restaurant where you want to eat won't let your wife bring her dog inside. To show your displeasure with the policy, do you: A) take your business elsewhere, B) give it a poor review on Yelp, or C) drive your car into the restaurant?

i177.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-24 11:43:28 AM  
I'll be back.
 
2014-06-24 11:43:59 AM  
Asian driver?
Dog in a restaurant?
 
2014-06-24 11:45:57 AM  
All she has to do is claim it's a "service" dog and she can do it.

My biatch of a mother in law had this done with her dog just so she can take it anywhere. You just have to fill out a form, you don't need to prove any disability.
 
2014-06-24 11:46:11 AM  

vudukungfu: Asian driver?
Dog in a restaurant?


so, like byo bottle service?
 
2014-06-24 11:46:16 AM  
 
2014-06-24 11:47:16 AM  
I worked for a school system in the 90s, and one of the elementary school principals was driving drunk and he drove his car into a 7-11.  But on the upside he bought something after the crash.

So the moral is:  if ya drive your vehicle into a place of business always to the right thing and patronize that business by making a purchase afterwards.
 
2014-06-24 11:50:02 AM  
Isn't taking a dog to an Asian restaurant, so of, a bad plan to begin with?
 
2014-06-24 11:57:00 AM  
And that is the point where a socially unhinged person pulls the dog out of the car, and smashes its brains against the hood of the car till it splatters.

Because if we're violating the social contract, I get to play too.
 
2014-06-24 12:02:32 PM  
Or d) Stop trying to bring your damn dog everywhere.

Had to go into Home Depot this past weekend. Is this place the new dog park??
 
2014-06-24 12:08:03 PM  
Netizen?

Netizen?
 
2014-06-24 12:22:39 PM  

doubled99: All she has to do is claim it's a "service" dog and she can do it.

My biatch of a mother in law had this done with her dog just so she can take it anywhere. You just have to fill out a form, you don't need to prove any disability.



True, but this form is in Chinese.
 
2014-06-24 12:26:01 PM  

Valiente: My favourite Yelp review ever: http://www.yelp.com/biz/alfies-bar-and-grill-toronto



My favorite response to a Yelp review:
www.funnysigns.net
 
2014-06-24 12:27:25 PM  
All of a sudden, the woman ran out of the restaurant while five waiters trailed behind, 'beating' her.


I'm not saying it's right, but I kind of want to see it.
 
2014-06-24 12:29:59 PM  
So, now she's a news reporter?

cdn.abclocal.go.com
 
2014-06-24 12:39:26 PM  
fark ALL SERVICE DOGS!!!
I'm sorry, some people may truly need them, other are bastards are just being bastards about it...
But hey...I'm EATING AT A RESTAURANT!!! I don't want dog hair, dog piss, or dog shiat anywhere near me.
And don't tell me your dog is potty-trained...I've seen all kind of "supposedly" trained dogs squat and shot/piss where they're not supposed to...
THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS???
The farking dog owner NEVER picks up after it...they apologize...they laugh to themselves and the dog that just shiat on the floor...they talk stupid dog talk to it; "Did you have an accident? Did my baby have an accident?"...stupid baby-talk farkfaces...
But they don't pick their mess up...they lust leave it there and expect that whatever their bill was...THAT AMOUNT, also makes up for the shiat on the floor.
WRONG!
Ever seen Gozu???
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbVD2c4tNSE&feature=kp">https://www .youtube.com/watch?v=rbVD2c4tNSE&feature=kp
I wish that upon every dog owner who brings the farking beast out in public...for whatever reason!
 
2014-06-24 12:41:42 PM  
You're not allowed to bring outside food into a restaurant.
 
2014-06-24 12:52:24 PM  

Teaser: So, now she's a news reporter?

[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 600x338]


So, has there ever been another case of Chinese freckles?

static.guim.co.uk

It's kinda cute, like finding a really tall Japanese woman who resembles Jane Leeves :
www.tallpeople.org
 
2014-06-24 01:02:28 PM  
I'm sure the restaurant didn't want other patrons to mistake the dog as a menu item
 
2014-06-24 01:09:35 PM  

Rawhead Rex: [trolling]


Rawhead Rex was an idiotic movie.
 
2014-06-24 01:24:35 PM  
i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-24 01:51:40 PM  

Rawhead Rex: fark ALL SERVICE DOGS!!!
I'm sorry, some people may truly need them, other are bastards are just being bastards about it...
But hey...I'm EATING AT A RESTAURANT!!! I don't want dog hair, dog piss, or dog shiat anywhere near me.
And don't tell me your dog is potty-trained...I've seen all kind of "supposedly" trained dogs squat and shot/piss where they're not supposed to...
THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS???
The farking dog owner NEVER picks up after it...they apologize...they laugh to themselves and the dog that just shiat on the floor...they talk stupid dog talk to it; "Did you have an accident? Did my baby have an accident?"...stupid baby-talk farkfaces...
But they don't pick their mess up...they lust leave it there and expect that whatever their bill was...THAT AMOUNT, also makes up for the shiat on the floor.
WRONG!
Ever seen Gozu???
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbVD2c4tNSE&feature=kp">https://www .youtube.com/watch?v=rbVD2c4tNSE&feature=kp
I wish that upon every dog owner who brings the farking beast out in public...for whatever reason!


rather quick escalation...
 
2014-06-24 02:15:18 PM  
Lady, you can't bring your own food in here!
 
2014-06-24 03:25:16 PM  

Rawhead Rex: fark ALL SERVICE DOGS!!!
I'm sorry, some people may truly need them, other are bastards are just being bastards about it...
But hey...I'm EATING AT A RESTAURANT!!! I don't want dog hair, dog piss, or dog shiat anywhere near me.
And don't tell me your dog is potty-trained...I've seen all kind of "supposedly" trained dogs squat and shot/piss where they're not supposed to...
THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS???
The farking dog owner NEVER picks up after it...they apologize...they laugh to themselves and the dog that just shiat on the floor...they talk stupid dog talk to it; "Did you have an accident? Did my baby have an accident?"...stupid baby-talk farkfaces...
But they don't pick their mess up...they lust leave it there and expect that whatever their bill was...THAT AMOUNT, also makes up for the shiat on the floor.
WRONG!
Ever seen Gozu???
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbVD2c4tNSE&feature=kp">https://www .youtube.com/watch?v=rbVD2c4tNSE&feature=kp
I wish that upon every dog owner who brings the farking beast out in public...for whatever reason!


-4/10
 
2014-06-24 07:35:57 PM  
She should have counted her lucky stars they refused, they might have taken her dog and cooked it!
 
2014-06-25 09:18:40 AM  

skozlaw: Rawhead Rex: [trolling]

Rawhead Rex was an idiotic movie.


Maybe...but a priest was pee'd upon...
Where else would you see a scene like that except Rawhead Rex?
 
2014-06-25 07:38:47 PM  

Rawhead Rex: fark ALL SERVICE DOGS!!!
I'm sorry, some people may truly need them, other are bastards are just being bastards about it...
But hey...I'm EATING AT A RESTAURANT!!! I don't want dog hair, dog piss, or dog shiat anywhere near me.
And don't tell me your dog is potty-trained...I've seen all kind of "supposedly" trained dogs squat and shot/piss where they're not supposed to...
THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS???
The farking dog owner NEVER picks up after it...they apologize...they laugh to themselves and the dog that just shiat on the floor...they talk stupid dog talk to it; "Did you have an accident? Did my baby have an accident?"...stupid baby-talk farkfaces...
But they don't pick their mess up...they lust leave it there and expect that whatever their bill was...THAT AMOUNT, also makes up for the shiat on the floor.
WRONG!
Ever seen Gozu???
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbVD2c4tNSE&feature=kp">https://www .youtube.com/watch?v=rbVD2c4tNSE&feature=kp
I wish that upon every dog owner who brings the farking beast out in public...for whatever reason!


Man, I would love to see someone do that to you, or better yet, your child.  That would be hilarious!
 
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