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(KX News)   There is drunk, and then there is the special kind of drunk reserved for people who drink and drive, fall out of their own vehicle, then run over themselves   (kxnet.com) divider line 46
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2014-06-24 09:26:56 AM
Wonder if they'll charge him with a hit and run?
 
2014-06-24 10:54:42 AM
Was he, "Generally responsible?"
 
2014-06-24 10:55:42 AM
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2014-06-24 10:55:45 AM

The Fonz: Wonder if they'll charge him with a hit and run?


Jay walking.
 
2014-06-24 10:56:37 AM
my friend once ran me over with my own car

and another time my car almost ran me over when the parking brakes failed as I was getting something from the back.  i held onto it as long as i could before my legs started giving out, then i jumped in to the trunk and had a fun ride down the hill, into the neighbor's yard

/Florida
 
2014-06-24 10:56:49 AM
He said to his buddy, " If you won't run over to the store and get some more beer, I'll run over myself. "

The rest is history.
 
2014-06-24 10:56:55 AM
If only there was an app that allowed you to stay home and have your alcohol delivered to your door
 
2014-06-24 10:57:15 AM
He should try doing it professionally:
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2014-06-24 10:57:27 AM

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You do not disappoint.
 
2014-06-24 10:58:10 AM
Goddammit coldcuts.
 
2014-06-24 10:58:45 AM

Nothing To See Here: He said to his buddy, " If you won't run over to the store and get some more beer, I'll run over myself. "

The rest is history.


ha!
 
2014-06-24 10:59:23 AM
Wasn't this a "Death of the Week" in Six Feet Under?
 
2014-06-24 11:02:07 AM
Prolly not his first DUI.  Suspended license,  refusing the test,  this guy knows the drill.  They charge him with injuring a pedestrian whil drivng drunk.
 
2014-06-24 11:03:13 AM
Drew?
 
2014-06-24 11:04:11 AM
Needs a "TA DA".
 
2014-06-24 11:04:23 AM
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Phil Leotardo does not approve of this thread.
 
2014-06-24 11:04:26 AM

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Came here solely for that.

/he's dead, he's not necessarily out of it
 
2014-06-24 11:05:18 AM

medius: my friend once ran me over with my own car

and another time my car almost ran me over when the parking brakes failed as I was getting something from the back.  i held onto it as long as i could before my legs started giving out, then i jumped in to the trunk and had a fun ride down the hill, into the neighbor's yard

/Florida


Stay away from wood chippers.
 
2014-06-24 11:06:37 AM

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Kudos, my man.... the classic....
 
2014-06-24 11:08:04 AM
What's his FARK login?
 
2014-06-24 11:08:38 AM
I was in Mexico last week, and learned that there is a "so drunk they have to use a wheelchair to get you from the pool to your room" drunk.

/I didn't get a wheelchair, but saw others
 
2014-06-24 11:09:55 AM
please don't be Wisconsin
*checks article*
woohoo, North Dakota!
 
2014-06-24 11:11:45 AM
At what point can we just not provide care for folks like this? Their 1st DUI? 2nd?
 
2014-06-24 11:11:50 AM
Looks like somebody didn't read the last thread.
 
2014-06-24 11:13:42 AM

CruJones: I was in Mexico last week, and learned that there is a "so drunk they have to use a wheelchair to get you from the pool to your room" drunk.

/I didn't get a wheelchair, but saw others


Back in the 90s when Carnival advertised "Spring Break Cruises" on college campuses, I went on one.  I learned there was "So drunk you passed out on a deck chair at 4 am and woke up around 3 pm with sun poisoning"
 
2014-06-24 11:17:19 AM
Is this "ran over himself" the same as when the perp shoots himself in the back 26 times?
 
2014-06-24 11:21:41 AM

Tom_Slick: CruJones: I was in Mexico last week, and learned that there is a "so drunk they have to use a wheelchair to get you from the pool to your room" drunk.

/I didn't get a wheelchair, but saw others

Back in the 90s when Carnival advertised "Spring Break Cruises" on college campuses, I went on one.  I learned there was "So drunk you passed out on a deck chair at 4 am and woke up around 3 pm with sun poisoning"


The summer of 91 I determined there was "so drunk in a bar in San Diego that you wake up in Rosarito Mexico the next afternoon."

/the people that took me there were very nice
//didn't steal a kidney or anything
///gave me a ride back to the border the next day
 
2014-06-24 11:22:30 AM

Tom_Slick: CruJones: I was in Mexico last week, and learned that there is a "so drunk they have to use a wheelchair to get you from the pool to your room" drunk.

/I didn't get a wheelchair, but saw others

Back in the 90s when Carnival advertised "Spring Break Cruises" on college campuses, I went on one.  I learned there was "So drunk you passed out on a deck chair at 4 am and woke up around 3 pm with sun poisoning"


"Sun poisoning"?
 
2014-06-24 11:25:15 AM
30-year-old Robert Alan Pullar is charged with DUI, driving with a suspended licence, and refusal to submit to a chemical test.

Does it bother anyone else that this is an actual, very common law, and that the Supreme Court has ruled that ...pretty much all of the search and seizure article doesn't apply to drunk drivers - and only drunk drivers?
 
2014-06-24 11:28:28 AM

anfrind: Tom_Slick: CruJones: I was in Mexico last week, and learned that there is a "so drunk they have to use a wheelchair to get you from the pool to your room" drunk.

/I didn't get a wheelchair, but saw others

Back in the 90s when Carnival advertised "Spring Break Cruises" on college campuses, I went on one.  I learned there was "So drunk you passed out on a deck chair at 4 am and woke up around 3 pm with sun poisoning"

"Sun poisoning"?


Sunburn so bad you get chills, nausea, and blistering.

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The summer of 91 I determined there was "so drunk in a bar in San Diego that you wake up in Rosarito Mexico the next afternoon."


I know a guy who passed out in the back of a pick up Friday night in Savannah GA and woke up in the Parking Lot at Disney World Saturday Morning.  Not quite as dangerous as waking up in Mexico but pretty funny.
 
2014-06-24 11:31:25 AM
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I really did LOL.
 
2014-06-24 11:33:37 AM

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: 30-year-old Robert Alan Pullar is charged with DUI, driving with a suspended licence, and refusal to submit to a chemical test.

Does it bother anyone else that this is an actual, very common law, and that the Supreme Court has ruled that ...pretty much all of the search and seizure article doesn't apply to drunk drivers - and only drunk drivers?


It's because agreeing to abide by it is part of the requirements for having a drivers license.  There's no penalty for refusing a breath test if the police suspect you of being drunk in public.
 
2014-06-24 11:37:09 AM
emphasis on the special
 
2014-06-24 11:37:50 AM

Tom_Slick: anfrind: Tom_Slick: CruJones: I was in Mexico last week, and learned that there is a "so drunk they have to use a wheelchair to get you from the pool to your room" drunk.

/I didn't get a wheelchair, but saw others

Back in the 90s when Carnival advertised "Spring Break Cruises" on college campuses, I went on one.  I learned there was "So drunk you passed out on a deck chair at 4 am and woke up around 3 pm with sun poisoning"

"Sun poisoning"?

Sunburn so bad you get chills, nausea, and blistering.

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The summer of 91 I determined there was "so drunk in a bar in San Diego that you wake up in Rosarito Mexico the next afternoon."

I know a guy who passed out in the back of a pick up Friday night in Savannah GA and woke up in the Parking Lot at Disney World Saturday Morning.  Not quite as dangerous as waking up in Mexico but pretty funny.


Or a bathtub filled with ice cubes in Mexico.
 
2014-06-24 11:37:57 AM
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Was not involved at all.
 
2014-06-24 11:42:05 AM
I actually did do that once. Except we were stopped on a hill, I fell out of the car trying to puke, when I fell out my foot came off the brake, car rolled backwards, grabbed me, dragged me down the hill a ways, and then ran over me...

/good times
 
2014-06-24 11:54:35 AM

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Does it bother anyone else that this is an actual, very common law, and that the Supreme Court has ruled that ...pretty much all of the search and seizure article doesn't apply to drunk drivers - and only drunk drivers?


That's not technically correct. The government cannot force you to submit to a blood or breath test without first obtaining a warrant, just as it is for any other search or seizure relating to any other criminal allegation.  What they can do is suspend your driver's license if you refuse to take the test.  This doesn't have anything to do with 4th Amendment search and seizure law.  It has to do with 5th/14th Amendment Due Process.  Because the courts don't consider the ability to drive a car a right, but rather a privilege, the government can suspend your privilege to drive without much in the way of due process.
 
2014-06-24 12:20:28 PM
I stopped here to see if this was about my bf. It's not, but give him time. *sigh...
 
2014-06-24 12:35:44 PM
Ooo. I saw this happen last summer, right in front of my house.

I live not-too-far from a bar. After last call, a guy got in his small pick-up truck, completely farked, and started to drive home.

He came around the corner from the bar's street to mine and sideswiped a parked truck -- the loud metal scrape got my attention and I looked out the door. He continued forward to slam into the truck just in front of the one he'd side-swiped, then backed up, and ran into that same truck again. He then put his small truck in reverse.

Three men came running down the street yelling at him from behind. He looked out the window at them, and while leaning against his door, hit the door release and fell out. The truck rolled backwards over the man's chest, and then the front end came down on him with a meat-packing "thud." The truck continued to roll down the street until it shattered a tall cedar fence and came to a stop against one of the posts.

I called 911.

Two days later, he was back at the bar.
 
2014-06-24 12:44:59 PM

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: 30-year-old Robert Alan Pullar is charged with DUI, driving with a suspended licence, and refusal to submit to a chemical test.

Does it bother anyone else that this is an actual, very common law, and that the Supreme Court has ruled that ...pretty much all of the search and seizure article doesn't apply to drunk drivers - and only drunk drivers?


It only bothers cretins who feel it's one of their 1st Amd. rights to drive drunk and endanger the rest of us, so no, it does not bother us.
 
2014-06-24 12:53:33 PM
You know you're drunk when you step on your own fingers.

/done it
 
2014-06-24 01:02:31 PM
There is drunk, and then there is the special kind of drunk reserved for people who drink and drive, fall out of their own vehicle, then run over themselves

Meh.  My uncle did that.  He was driving a bulldozer at the time.
 
2014-06-24 01:33:51 PM
I'm no stranger to drinking too much, but I always seem to be aware of when I've crossed that threshold and I just stop and ride it out.  It's too late to become undrunk, but I know full well that I'm drunk.  I've made bad decisions, like driving myself home on empty roads in the middle of the night, but I've never hurt myself or anyone else.

The other school of thought is "I've gone too far and soon things are going to start to suck - the only way to end this is to go all the way to blackout island!"  And I assume that's how you wind up waking up in a Mexican jail with a sore anus and a new wife and bloodstains on your fender.
 
2014-06-24 02:04:05 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: Ooo. I saw this happen last summer, right in front of my house.

I live not-too-far from a bar. After last call, a guy got in his small pick-up truck, completely farked, and started to drive home.

He came around the corner from the bar's street to mine and sideswiped a parked truck -- the loud metal scrape got my attention and I looked out the door. He continued forward to slam into the truck just in front of the one he'd side-swiped, then backed up, and ran into that same truck again. He then put his small truck in reverse.

Three men came running down the street yelling at him from behind. He looked out the window at them, and while leaning against his door, hit the door release and fell out. The truck rolled backwards over the man's chest, and then the front end came down on him with a meat-packing "thud." The truck continued to roll down the street until it shattered a tall cedar fence and came to a stop against one of the posts.

I called 911.

Two days later, he was back at the bar.


Should have put a plastic bag over his head, instead of calling 9/11
 
2014-06-24 02:54:52 PM
Problem solved!
 
2014-06-24 05:32:22 PM

lilbjorn: There is drunk, and then there is the special kind of drunk reserved for people who drink and drive, fall out of their own vehicle, then run over themselves

Meh.  My uncle did that.  He was driving a bulldozer at the time.


Yeah, but did your uncle get back in and drive away like a boss?
 
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