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(NBC Miami)   Police trying to piece together how a landscaper fell into a running wood chipper   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 7
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2014-06-24 01:23:01 AM  
4 votes:
static2.businessinsider.com

/obscure?
2014-06-24 07:19:54 AM  
3 votes:
static.squarespace.com

"On accident".
2014-06-24 04:08:25 AM  
3 votes:
Sad.
He was really excited about being promoted to branch manager, after being told all his life he wouldn't amount to mulch.
2014-06-24 07:04:31 AM  
2 votes:
Apparently those "chipper" things aren't quite as much light-hearted fun as the name would suggest.....
2014-06-24 03:33:42 AM  
2 votes:
I'd think the police would be more interested in how a would chipper came to be able to run.
2014-06-24 11:13:52 AM  
1 votes:
How I see things: guy was torn apart by a great white shark but the mayor saw it and had the remains taken from the water and placed in to the chipper so as not to have a negative effect on local tourism.

This was no chipping accident!
2014-06-24 11:11:15 AM  
1 votes:

bearded clamorer: Sad.
He was really excited about being promoted to branch manager, after being told all his life he wouldn't amount to mulch.


And he deserved it too.  He really threw himself into his work.
 
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