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(Huffington Post)   Ten tips on becoming a morning person, the greatest type of person there is   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 23
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2014-06-24 06:13:51 AM  
6 votes:
i218.photobucket.com
2014-06-24 03:35:03 AM  
6 votes:
"People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine." - Banksy
2014-06-24 04:12:45 AM  
5 votes:
The TICKLEMONSTER is coming! Coochy coochy coo!
2014-06-24 04:11:12 AM  
4 votes:
fark subby, fark the author, but especially fark that AverageAmericanGuy.  Tickle attacks are not an acceptable means of waking someone up.  It's been ruled torture by the UN.

fark e'rebody.  It's too goddamn early.
2014-06-24 01:28:16 AM  
4 votes:
www.missfitnesslife.com
2014-06-24 04:50:43 AM  
3 votes:
Not even Hitler was a morning person.

So if you are a morning person, you're worse than him. Think about it. Now hit snooze.
2014-06-24 08:45:09 AM  
2 votes:

Rhino_man: Any tips for making morning people less goddamn smug?


Keep them up 'til 3 AM.
2014-06-24 07:33:00 AM  
2 votes:
Any tips for making morning people less goddamn smug?
2014-06-24 07:05:49 AM  
2 votes:
One way to get your partner out of bed.

i.chzbgr.com
2014-06-24 05:58:56 AM  
2 votes:
This is pretty much how I roll:

media1.arabia.msn.com
2014-06-24 05:48:41 AM  
2 votes:

August11: I go to bed at 8pm and wake up at 3:58am most mornings, though my alarm is set for 4am.



What horrible things did you do to get that schedule?
2014-06-24 01:50:05 AM  
2 votes:
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
2014-06-24 12:10:01 PM  
1 votes:
Most morning people are creatures of habit, so they're remarkably easy to assassinate.
2014-06-24 08:35:41 AM  
1 votes:

In the perfect world we would all be morning people.


niketalk.com


That would make for the worst astronomers ever.
2014-06-24 07:54:22 AM  
1 votes:
The moment I see that something eliminates "bad toxins in the body," I stop caring about the point that is being made, even if I know what they're talking about.

/I was turned into a morning person by getting a job that requires I get up at 6:30.
2014-06-24 07:53:33 AM  
1 votes:
Yes, because history is just overflowing with designers, inventors, artists, writers, theorists, architects, etc who were morning people....

YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION! The world is advanced forward by night owls, morning people do the mindless grunt work.
2014-06-24 07:20:25 AM  
1 votes:
I have to get up at 2:30 AM every day.

I hate mornings with a passion. Always have. Everything is so ugly, especially the gross-ass orange light that comes with the sunrise.

I just want to sleep.
2014-06-24 06:23:23 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: The biggest hurdle is just getting out of bed.

What I like to do is get out of bed, splash some cold water on my face to freshen up, then wake everyone up with a big smile and rousing tickle attack. Then I turn on the TV and do some stretches before sitting down to a hearty breakfast.

It helps to fake being happy and energetic. Eventually it becomes habit and not fake anymore.

It's awesome. And you're awesome, if you're awake!


Nothing defeats the tickle monster like a hearty morning fart.  Learned that early in life and it became a habit.
2014-06-24 06:16:41 AM  
1 votes:
"Thank you for telling me something I alread know. You should work for the Huffington Post." -Jack from 30 Rock
2014-06-24 06:01:37 AM  
1 votes:
All I got from that article is I have no chance in hell of ever sleeping correctly due to rotating shift work. Thanks Obama.

/I'm still a morning person
2014-06-24 06:00:34 AM  
1 votes:
Cocaine for breakfast is a pretty good method to kickstart your day.
2014-06-24 05:55:02 AM  
1 votes:

August11: doglover: August11: I go to bed at 8pm and wake up at 3:58am most mornings, though my alarm is set for 4am.


What horrible things did you do to get that schedule?

Ha! No really it is a chosen schedule--I have always been a morning person.


I guess you must have been really terrible in a previous life. Not like... Genghis Khan terrible, but pretty bad. Bad enough that someone cursed you in this life.
2014-06-24 02:29:56 AM  
1 votes:
The biggest hurdle is just getting out of bed.

What I like to do is get out of bed, splash some cold water on my face to freshen up, then wake everyone up with a big smile and rousing tickle attack. Then I turn on the TV and do some stretches before sitting down to a hearty breakfast.

It helps to fake being happy and energetic. Eventually it becomes habit and not fake anymore.

It's awesome. And you're awesome, if you're awake!
 
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