Rhino_man: Any tips for making morning people less goddamn smug?
Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not a morning person. No particular interest in being one. If you're one, fine.The thing I've noticed about "morning people" is they usually check out by 10 pm. At the latest. Usually by 9 pm, they're biatching about it being "late." Which always sounds kinda ridiculous to me. But whatever. Go ahead and go to bed, grampa.Just shut the fark about it when I sleep late (which I don't get to do most of the week, so I do it when I can, get over it).
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