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(Daily Mail)   Three American friends hospitalized after becoming 'possessed' by Mexican Ouija board   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2014-06-24 12:10:38 AM  
Mass hysteria or Captain Howdy/Pazuzu?
 
2014-06-24 02:22:34 AM  
I don't mean to be rude, but why would you go to a hospital? You need to go to a church if you're possessed.

Duh.
 
2014-06-24 03:06:52 AM  
Radio Talker George Noory Narrowly Escapes Kidnap in Mexico

This headline was from 2012. Besides being phobic about Mexico now, George is also phobic about oiuja boards (and clowns). As I type, he is interviewing a real exorcist, and will probably ask about ouija boards.
 
2014-06-24 03:14:48 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Mass hysteria or Captain Howdy/Pazuzu?


IRAQ is our Pazuzu. Where was the start of that film shot? Mosul. Where did ISIS take over? Mosul. Who is possessed in the Exorcist? Regan (pronounced "Reagan"). Who failed to save Regan? Father Karras, who in the movie looks just like JOHN KERRY who failed to extricate us from our Pazuzu by losing in 2004 and is totally blithering in nonsense he tells Malaki right now.
/you said "Pazuzu"
 
2014-06-24 06:07:14 AM  
Or maybe they were just doing drugs and the parents made up the Ouija board story.
 
2014-06-24 06:08:32 AM  
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Viral marketing
 
2014-06-24 06:08:48 AM  
Yawn.  You seen one Mexican Quija board possession, you seen 'em all.
 
2014-06-24 06:12:36 AM  
You should have seen me the time I was losing badly at Chutes and Ladders. I started swearing at everyone in tongues.
 
2014-06-24 06:12:48 AM  
Get me Keanu Reeves and a mirror. Stat!
 
2014-06-24 06:16:31 AM  

strangeluck: Or maybe they were just doing drugs and the parents made up the Ouija board story.


Drugs. They're a hell of a .. something.
 
2014-06-24 06:20:08 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't mean to be rude, but why would you go to a hospital? You need to go to a church if you're possessed.

Duh.


This.

Bob Down: strangeluck: Or maybe they were just doing drugs and the parents made up the Ouija board story.

Drugs. They're a hell of a .. something.

 
2014-06-24 06:20:48 AM  
I think I've seen those documentaries filmed in real time.

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2014-06-24 06:22:23 AM  
*singing*  Mexican Ouija boards don't like to just get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
 
2014-06-24 06:25:57 AM  
When you don't have DirectTV, you have to buy cheap Mexican knock off ouija boards.
When you buy cheap Mexican knock off ouija boards, you get possessed by cheap Mexican knock-off demons.
When you get possessed by Mexican knock-off demons, you drink too much cheap tequila, star in a donkey show, and end up in the hospital.
Don't drink too much cheap tequila, star in a donkey show, and end up in the hospital--order DirectTV today.
 
2014-06-24 06:29:33 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ4-bGkqtHE

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For all the anguished, spectral moaning and wailing you can handle....
 
2014-06-24 06:33:24 AM  

Bob Down: strangeluck: Or maybe they were just doing drugs and the parents made up the Ouija board story.

Drugs. They're a hell of a .. something.


And/or environmental toxin/pollutant...

  I don't buy into mass hallucinations except in very high stress situations normally, but depending on the mental abilities of these kids...that could just be a ouja board scare. "Spiritually sensitive" people are easily rattled and fooled by themselves.
 
2014-06-24 06:40:56 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't mean to be rude, but why would you go to a hospital? You need to go to a church if you're possessed.

Duh.


FTFA: Alexandra's parents said they had called paramedics after a local Catholic priest refused to perform an exorcism on the three because they were not regular churchgoers.

I just picture the priest going, "LOL! fark you guys, let Satan have you!"
 
2014-06-24 06:45:38 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't mean to be rude, but why would you go to a hospital? You need to go to a church if you're possessed.

Duh.


In case the DM is blocked at your end:

"Alexandra's parents said they had called paramedics after a local Catholic priest refused to perform an exorcism on the three because they were not regular churchgoers."
 
2014-06-24 06:46:49 AM  
Dey took our souls?
 
2014-06-24 06:56:32 AM  

ReverendJasen: When you don't have DirectTV, you have to buy cheap Mexican knock off ouija boards.
When you buy cheap Mexican knock off ouija boards, you get possessed by cheap Mexican knock-off demons.
When you get possessed by Mexican knock-off demons, you drink too much cheap tequila, star in a donkey show, and end up in the hospital.
Don't drink too much cheap tequila, star in a donkey show, and end up in the hospital--order DirectTV today.


Bears repeating.
 
2014-06-24 07:01:27 AM  
I hope it was Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel because I can't stand those other ones and don't want to hear anything more about them.
 
2014-06-24 07:02:31 AM  
Of course they weren't feverishly religious.

/atheists never get possessed
 
2014-06-24 07:02:47 AM  
I saw this on fakebook by some girls who totally believe the story because they too were personally attacked by demons after using a ouija board before and felt it their job to inform us all of the evils of the devil's boards.  "It's not just a toy, it's spiritual and stuff!"
I don't know why, but this bs makes me irrationally angry.  Not quite as angry as the anti-vaxxer/anti-GMO morans, but close.
 
2014-06-24 07:04:34 AM  
This is bullshiat. I can never get my ouija board to work for shiat. And on top of this story, as well as a few similar ones from friends and even traumatizing ones from my mom and wife, I've never been able to get my board to work.
 
2014-06-24 07:19:36 AM  
Last time I used a Mexican Ouija board, I didn't get off the toilet for three straight days.
 
2014-06-24 07:21:54 AM  
Shoild uave stuck with the Magic 8 Ball
 
2014-06-24 07:28:06 AM  

Dirty J1: This is bullshiat. I can never get my ouija board to work for shiat. And on top of this story, as well as a few similar ones from friends and even traumatizing ones from my mom and wife, I've never been able to get my board to work.


So much this. My wife won't even let me have mine in the house (joke's on her: it's in the house, she just doesn't know it) and swears that, even though I can point out the Parker Brothers logo on the box, that it can be used as a conduit to the spirit world. Even though it has been proven that it uses the Ideomotor Effect; my favorite experiment being simply changing the orientation of the board without informing the participants. I point this horseshiat out and still, "NO! It's still real to me, dammit!"

ReverendJasen: I don't know why, but this bs makes me irrationally angry. Not quite as angry as the anti-vaxxer/anti-GMO morans, but close.


Hating stupidity is not irrational.
 
2014-06-24 07:30:01 AM  
did you hear about the fella that refused to pay for his exorcism?

he got repossessed
 
2014-06-24 07:32:19 AM  
If there is a game that can imbue you with demonic spirit, it has to be SORRY!
 
2014-06-24 07:33:58 AM  

Dirty J1: This is bullshiat. I can never get my ouija board to work for shiat. And on top of this story, as well as a few similar ones from friends and even traumatizing ones from my mom and wife, I've never been able to get my board to work.


Have you tried dousing it with virgin blood?
 
2014-06-24 07:44:59 AM  
rickamortis.com
 
2014-06-24 07:45:58 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't mean to be rude, but why would you go to a hospital? You need to go to a church if you're possessed.

Duh.


Maybe its a Catholic hospital?
 
2014-06-24 07:50:45 AM  
Paranormal Stupidity.
 
2014-06-24 08:17:46 AM  

Nuclear Monk: Last time I used a Mexican Ouija board, I didn't get off the toilet for three straight days.


i know, right??
 
2014-06-24 08:19:56 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: If there is a game that can imbue you with demonic spirit, it has to be SORRY!


Monopoly
 
2014-06-24 08:40:19 AM  
FTA: But minutes into it, she apparently started 'growling' and thrashing around in a 'trance-like' state. Meanwhile, Sergio and Fernando also reportedly started showing signs of 'possession', including feelings of blindness, deafness and hallucinations.

Bath salts

/nothing to see here.....move along
 
2014-06-24 08:45:43 AM  
What exactly is the treatment for "faking it"?
 
2014-06-24 08:49:00 AM  
Was it the dreaded Mexican staring ouija board of southern Sri Lanka? Them things are totes dangerous.
 
2014-06-24 09:09:46 AM  
So while you were sleeping, the 45% of Mexico left over was annexed, and the new capitol is Tepoztlan.

As a native Texan, I'm sad Daily Fail didn't mention which US border state the crazy attention whore/peyote dogs hailed from. The only hint was the priest "they're not church goers" so it must be California or Utah or Wasilla.
 
2014-06-24 09:30:58 AM  

QueenMamaBee: HotWingConspiracy: If there is a game that can imbue you with demonic spirit, it has to be SORRY!

Monopoly


You're both wrong. Risk can destroy families. And if you drink and play it with friends, at least one person is going to end up being force fed one of those tiny cannons.

Or all three red dice.
 
2014-06-24 09:50:03 AM  
I do believe in the spirit world at least somewhat, but I think that this is just a case of one girl being very mentally unstable and the others buying into the idea because they're bored and easily persuaded. Most paranormal stuff have pretty routine explanations and aren't supernatural in the slightest.
 
2014-06-24 10:02:30 AM  
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I slide the planchette from south of the border
Can't understand just what does it say?

I'm on a Mexican Ouija board

I'm on a Mexican O...Ouija board
 
2014-06-24 10:04:10 AM  

WeenerGord: I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I slide the planchette from south of the border
Can't understand just what does it say?

I'm on a Mexican Ouija board

I'm on a Mexican O...Ouija board


I suddenly have a hankering for barbecued iguana.
 
2014-06-24 10:19:31 AM  
Santa brought me one of those...


or was it Satan?   Hmmm?
 
2014-06-24 10:31:54 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Mass hysteria or Captain Howdy/Pazuzu?


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2014-06-24 10:35:14 AM  

BitwiseShift: So while you were sleeping, the 45% of Mexico left over was annexed, and the new capitol is Tepoztlan.

As a native Texan, I'm sad Daily Fail didn't mention which US border state the crazy attention whore/peyote dogs hailed from. The only hint was the priest "they're not church goers" so it must be California or Utah or Wasilla.


I thought Wasilla was down under in Oz?  Is that close to Mejico?

/why yes, I am related to miss south carolina how did you guess?

//the slashies, they burn
 
Ant
2014-06-24 10:49:38 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't mean to be rude, but why would you go to a hospital? You need to go to a church if you're possessed.

Duh.



Church: an imaginary cure for an imaginary illness.
 
Ant
2014-06-24 10:55:04 AM  

ReverendJasen: I don't know why, but this bs makes me irrationally angry.  Not quite as angry as the anti-vaxxer/anti-GMO morans, but close.


I know why. It's because these people get to vote, and be on juries, and have jobs that affect other peoples' lives.


"I know, let's bypass all possible physical and mental explanations and jump straight to the supernatural!"
 
2014-06-24 12:10:09 PM  
Is Mexican Ouija Board a new brand of tequila I haven't heard about yet?
 
2014-06-24 12:22:57 PM  
Fark posts daily mail stories cause they are funny, right?
 
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