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(Opposing Views)   Not that anyone needs another reason to have a pet kangaroo, but here's one anyway   (opposingviews.com ) divider line
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2014-06-24 08:25:22 AM  
"Uh...you know that there's a marsupial in your room, right?"

"Oh, don't mind 'ol Bruce--he's just my cancer-detecting roo. And I must say, he's already better than my previous cat scanner"
 
2014-06-24 09:30:32 AM  
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2014-06-24 09:44:00 AM  
Maybe the kangaroo thought she was tasty.
 
2014-06-24 09:45:45 AM  
I'd totally keep a kangaroo as a pet if i had the space.
 
2014-06-24 09:53:42 AM  
Maybe her cancer was just delicious.
 
2014-06-24 09:58:41 AM  
Every time I see a kangaroo at a zoo, it's always jacked up and angry looking and ready to rape something. There's no way I would want one as a pet.
 
2014-06-24 10:00:35 AM  
I'm not much of a boxer.

i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-24 10:14:19 AM  
Does Coober Pedy have subway trains?
 
2014-06-24 10:27:48 AM  
It amazes me that whatever it is about a tumour that makes it flickering-neon-sign obvious to an animal is completely invisible to us.
 
2014-06-24 10:38:10 AM  
She was licking and cuddling the spots on Mrs. Brennan-Kuss' face, but also spent quite a bit of time and care licking two other spots on her 63 year-old caretaker's body.

Go on...
 
2014-06-24 10:40:27 AM  
My boyfriend's dog really didn't want me to go to work one day. She draped herself across my legs and went limp. When that didn't work, she sat by my head, whined and stuck her face up against mine. Eventually I left work, threw up, passed out, and had to go back home. Shoulda listened to that dog.
 
2014-06-24 10:47:45 AM  
From the menu of the restaurant 'Hell's Kitchen' (not the Gordon Ramsey show) in Minneapolis:

Kangaroo Steak (g)   $29.95
Tasting tender like a sweet filet mignon, Kangaroo is a widely acclaimed healthy meat (low in fat, high in protein) which offers a wide range of health benefits. This dinner includes seared Kangaroo top loin served with a seasonal vegetable and starch of the day. Interesting: During our research to ensure kangaroo meat is ethically and humanely processed, we discovered that Australian ecologists and even Greenpeace support marsupial meat on menus because of it's surprisingly wide range of health & environmental benefits.


Not sure how one 'humanely processes' something...
 
2014-06-24 11:45:17 AM  
I miss DanZero's posts.
 
2014-06-24 11:56:19 AM  
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2014-06-24 11:56:41 AM  
Not only that, it'll keep you from losing your mummy mind in the car.
 
2014-06-24 12:21:35 PM  

Flakeloaf: It amazes me that whatever it is about a tumour that makes it flickering-neon-sign obvious to an animal is completely invisible to us.


To be fair, I'm sure that animals don't have much of a clue what that red laser sight dot on their foreheads is in the moments before their brains are blown out.
 
2014-06-24 02:28:31 PM  
She's just lucky she didn't end up with this joker as a pet....(sfw)
http://imgur.com/2tCcWsr
 
2014-06-24 02:59:16 PM  
That pic?...
Looks like the gray kangaroo is trying to look innocent after knocking out the brown one on the floor.
 
2014-06-24 10:13:26 PM  
They also like to eat dandelions. I wouldn't mind one for a pet - would make the lawn look better.
 
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