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(Athens Banner Herald)   US Naval War College professor and former NSA intelligence analyst suspended after pictures of his warhead make the rounds on social media   (onlineathens.com) divider line 48
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4568 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jun 2014 at 8:06 PM (31 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-23 06:44:22 PM  
Ugh.  Imma hold my nose and side with Prof. D-Bag on this one, even if he's not fit to paint Belle Knox's toenails.
 
2014-06-23 07:33:55 PM  
Awww man, he was a great source of news and insight. He was also a solid critic of the Snowden fans.
 
2014-06-23 08:07:40 PM  
Was it hairy?
 
2014-06-23 08:08:42 PM  
That Jack Ryan is such a card.
 
2014-06-23 08:10:09 PM  
You're telling me it blew up?
 
2014-06-23 08:10:19 PM  
One ping only.
 
2014-06-23 08:10:37 PM  
So I can take a picture of any old penis, slap someone's name on it and get them in trouble?
 
2014-06-23 08:11:38 PM  
Was it armed?
 
2014-06-23 08:12:26 PM  
Welcome to the Chicago Bears.
 
2014-06-23 08:13:34 PM  
This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.
 
2014-06-23 08:14:23 PM  

BalugaJoe: One ping only.


lolz
 
2014-06-23 08:14:32 PM  

fusillade762: So I can take a picture of any old penis, slap someone's name on it and get them in trouble?


www.balettie.com
 
2014-06-23 08:16:24 PM  
Was it a Fat Man or a Little Boy?
 
2014-06-23 08:18:03 PM  

ChrisDe: Was it a Fat Man or a Little Boy?


His wife called it a Minuteman.
 
2014-06-23 08:20:45 PM  
NSA.  Huh.  These are the people sniffing your packets, tracking your keystrokes, scanning your e-mails, accessing your bank records, seeing how much money you spend, where, when, how much cash you take out and how many times you wipe your bottom.  "Look at my weenie, everybody!"  For freedom.
 
2014-06-23 08:21:00 PM  

ChrisDe: Was it a Fat Man or a Little Boy?


As long as it wasn't a Taepodong.
 
2014-06-23 08:22:22 PM  
Can someone explain to me why on earth anyone would use Twitter for this sort of thing.
 
2014-06-23 08:22:34 PM  

fusillade762: So I can take a picture of any old penis, slap someone's name on it and get them in trouble?


Well, the guy realized it wasn't his junk, as the picture showed a 12 inch cock... he weighed his options and said, "Yep, that's *my* penis".
 
2014-06-23 08:22:36 PM  
Hey babe, wanna see Schindler piss?
 
2014-06-23 08:23:01 PM  

bunner: These are the people sniffing your packets


i.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-23 08:24:08 PM  

nucal: Can someone explain to me why on earth anyone would use Twitter for this sort of thing.


Where else am I supposed to put all of these pictures of my penis?
 
2014-06-23 08:27:44 PM  

Prey4reign: Hey babe, wanna see Schindler piss?


ruthl.files.wordpress.com Does my Schindler list?
 
2014-06-23 08:28:49 PM  
clearly the government needs to establish another unaccountable multi-billion dollar agency to picture and monitor the transfer of pictures of penii and punish these terrible awful criminals.

or you could get over it
 
2014-06-23 08:31:23 PM  

nucal: Can someone explain to me why on earth anyone would use Twitter for this sort of thing.


Ask Andrew Weiner.
 
2014-06-23 08:34:41 PM  
Was it framed by Schindler's Wrist?
 
2014-06-23 08:35:23 PM  
Dick Nuke'm?
 
2014-06-23 08:36:26 PM  
Gawker's got the..uh...goods. NSFW.

/"That's soft"....."And thick, I'm scared"
/hilarious
 
2014-06-23 08:39:11 PM  

nucal: Can someone explain to me why on earth anyone would use Twitter for this sort of thing.


I have yet to figure out why people share pictures of their penis with anyone via any means. Women's genitals and bodies look positively awesome. Men's bodies look positively goofy.
 
2014-06-23 08:45:32 PM  
Has he gone with the "I was hacked" excuse yet?
 
2014-06-23 08:48:00 PM  

Somacandra: Men's bodies look positively goofy.


www.knowingtheworld.com
 
2014-06-23 08:50:35 PM  
Um.. why suspended?  I mean did he do something illegal?
 
2014-06-23 08:51:40 PM  
He could transfer to James Madison University.
 
2014-06-23 08:55:56 PM  
Baby, if this isn't enough girth for you, the next step is Schindler's fist.
 
2014-06-23 09:05:21 PM  

Somacandra: ChrisDe: Was it a Fat Man or a Little Boy?

As long as it wasn't a Taepodong.


It was a No-dong.
 
2014-06-23 09:07:17 PM  

mrlewish: Um.. why suspended?


1.bp.blogspot.com

Because balls are just there in the air, baby.

Just there in the air.
 
2014-06-23 09:08:32 PM  

Gyrfalcon: It was a No-dong.


I saw the alleged picture. Its at least a reasonable facsimile of a dong.
 
2014-06-23 09:10:44 PM  
He'll be transferring to teach here:

http://www.johnson.edu
 
2014-06-23 09:16:19 PM  
maybe we should not have a cap on smartereer... just a thought.

/Local PD 110
//NSA 80?
 
2014-06-23 09:39:42 PM  
If he was a quick thinker,  he would've went and got a few moles tattooed on his dong and then say
"Those pictures aren't mine,  see,  no moles!"


www.dullneon.com
 
2014-06-23 09:39:53 PM  

Somacandra: Gyrfalcon: It was a No-dong.

I saw the alleged picture. Its at least a reasonable facsimile of a dong.


A faux-dong?
 
2014-06-23 10:51:38 PM  

mrlewish: Um.. why suspended?  I mean did he do something illegal?


Isn't there usually some professional behavior clause for University professors? I don't really know.
 
2014-06-23 11:08:51 PM  
He has access to all kinds of communication civilians never get to see, including privileged information about business transactions and personal emails of the most personal sort, and this is how he synthesizes that, dick pix. Then I look over at DoHS, with some 110,000 redundant personnel now 3/4 of the way to retirement while the rest of us taxpayers bleed. Give us a break and start helping instead of being 6-figure peeping toms.
 
2014-06-23 11:19:31 PM  
Welcome Aboard
 
2014-06-24 12:27:07 AM  
krackpipe:  Give us a break and start helping instead of being 6-figure peeping toms.

Did not realize he was married, now wondering about his wife (tycoon or heiress?).  Yes, you have to think that  someone who figures it's OK to break the rules when he is horny might not have acted with all due respect for the personal privacy of the millions whose intimate photos and videos have been swept up in the dragnet.
 
2014-06-24 08:06:09 AM  

mrlewish: Um.. why suspended?  I mean did he do something illegal?


Often it's a lack of judgement situation.  If you cannot be trusted not to post your dong online, you may not be exercising the best judgement safeguarding critical information.
 
2014-06-24 08:25:10 AM  

Ray Vaughn: Welcome Aboard


4tehsnowflakes: krackpipe:  Give us a break and start helping instead of being 6-figure peeping toms.

Did not realize he was married, now wondering about his wife (tycoon or heiress?).  Yes, you have to think that  someone who figures it's OK to break the rules when he is horny might not have acted with all due respect for the personal privacy of the millions whose intimate photos and videos have been swept up in the dragnet.


No doubt. The more things change...
 
2014-06-24 09:04:16 AM  

nucal: Can someone explain to me why on earth anyone would use Twitter for this sort of thing.


/I can't figure it out either...
 
2014-06-24 10:05:24 AM  

fusillade762: So I can take a picture of any old penis, slap someone's name on it and get them in trouble?


Remember when Bill Clinton had to submit to a photo line-up of penises and something that had once been considered too ludicrous in the movie Porky's actually became the President's reality?  That was awesome.

i283.photobucket.com
 
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