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2014-06-23 05:52:25 PM
Not as funny as I'd hoped.  When it started, I thought he was just going to have her take a deep breath after the dandelion was close enough that doing so would suck in the seeds.  Just jamming it in there lacks finesse.
 
2014-06-23 05:58:16 PM
Yeah, sure. It's OK for this dude, but when I go shoving my stuff into random young girls' mouths I suddenly have to join the sex offender registry.
 
2014-06-23 06:29:45 PM
It's not quite as good as a van de graaff. Kids will damn near kill themselves playing with one, and the best part is that no matter what happens they come away more scientifically literate.
 
2014-06-23 07:18:10 PM

doglover: It's not quite as good as a van de graaff. Kids will damn near kill themselves playing with one, and the best part is that no matter what happens they come away more scientifically literate.


Yeah? Try jamming one in a kids mouth and see what happens.  Just once and now I'm banned from the science museum.
 
2014-06-23 08:13:13 PM
Tomorrow and for the next 4 years: another doucewad gets beatdown after dandelion "prank"
 
2014-06-23 08:14:49 PM
Sooo clever, how did he ever think of it?
 
2014-06-23 08:21:42 PM
Yeah right subby. I'm not falling for this like I did the hot water challenge.
 
2014-06-23 08:37:19 PM
The girl's hair, the orange shirt, the bars, the cement/stucco walls, it looks like it was filmed in a prison.
 
2014-06-23 08:37:48 PM
Aspiration, the game of suffocation.  Nah nah nah.   Can't remember how the song goes.
 
2014-06-23 08:56:04 PM
Hopefully he doesn't kill someone when they aspirate the seeds.
 
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2014-06-23 09:15:45 PM
Oh, dick move, dude!
 
2014-06-23 09:32:35 PM
her move is to just spit in his mouth.
if i did this to my kids they would do it back the next time a fell asleep (hint hint)
a spoon full of cinnamon help the medicine go somewhere.
just be sure to get a jury of people at the wrong end of this joke and walk away INNOCENT!
 
2014-06-23 09:38:55 PM

timujin: doglover: It's not quite as good as a van de graaff. Kids will damn near kill themselves playing with one, and the best part is that no matter what happens they come away more scientifically literate.

Yeah? Try jamming one in a kids mouth and see what happens.  Just once and now I'm banned from the science museum.


I remember in high school we hit the science museum. We made a big chain of people on the giant vandegrafde and all our hair stood up.

Well, my buddy was holding my hand, so I crooked the tip of my middle finger, making a point. Boom! Knocked down half the class.
 
2014-06-23 10:36:26 PM

Earguy: The girl's hair, the orange shirt, the bars, the cement/stucco walls, it looks like it was filmed in a prison.


Las Vegas. It just looks that way.
 
2014-06-23 11:00:29 PM
Looks to me to be abuse towards children. It's not funny.
 
2014-06-23 11:07:26 PM
Survey says: Aspiration pneumonia.
 
2014-06-23 11:15:29 PM
Yeah, foreign debris a kid's lungs. What harm could possibly come from that?
 
2014-06-23 11:41:24 PM
What's the difference between being a prankster and an a-hole again?
 
2014-06-24 12:00:21 AM

slothbuddy: What's the difference between being a prankster and an a-hole again?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aRaSwJsAjM

not much, in most cases. enjoy the buttered floor.....yeah!
 
2014-06-24 12:04:51 AM
in my dictionary the definition of 'prankster' is "Someone who needs a good cock punching while I laugh in their face."
 
2014-06-24 12:14:08 AM
Dude needs a swift kick in the balls. That shiat is not funny.
 
2014-06-24 12:40:19 AM
I ate a dandelion flower today. I was gathering some for an elderly neighbor with a rabbit that loves them. Out of curiosity, I chewed on one of the flowers. It started with a pleasantly nutty taste, then quickly turned bitter and nasty. I don't know what that rabbit sees in them.
 
2014-06-24 12:47:28 AM
I think there's some rhyme that you do with a fresh dandelion that ends with you rubbing the dandelion on a persons arm to make it yellow.
So that it looks like pee.
Trust me, it was very funny.
 
2014-06-24 12:50:39 AM

timujin: Not as funny as I'd hoped.  When it started, I thought he was just going to have her take a deep breath after the dandelion was close enough that doing so would suck in the seeds.  Just jamming it in there lacks finesse.


And it's pretty crude and humiliating. Although most jokes require someone to get hurt and be the Butt of the joke, there's a line when it just becomes a dick move.. .
 
2014-06-24 01:00:12 AM
It's a prank. Abuse would be doing it with a cactus. BTW, I remember kids doing this prank back in the 60s.
 
2014-06-24 01:06:11 AM

doglover: timujin: doglover: It's not quite as good as a van de graaff. Kids will damn near kill themselves playing with one, and the best part is that no matter what happens they come away more scientifically literate.

Yeah? Try jamming one in a kids mouth and see what happens.  Just once and now I'm banned from the science museum.

I remember in high school we hit the science museum. We made a big chain of people on the giant vandegrafde and all our hair stood up.

Well, my buddy was holding my hand, so I crooked the tip of my middle finger, making a point. Boom! Knocked down half the class.


I had the same science teacher for both 3rd and 6th grades, we had all kinds of cool shiat. The rooms was filled with animals. Squirrels, hamsters, rats, a couple of bad, a caiman, a python, an anaconda and a friggin alligator named jaws. All kinds of cool shiat happened. We do class outside and he'd put a collar and leash on Jaws and bring him with us. He was only 5-6 feet long, I believe. One time he got out of his enclosure (really just a bathtub with a platform and a heat lamp beside it), and the class discovered him when the kids tried to sit down(6 to a table), and he sat under the table and hissed until the teacher walked in and put him away.

The anaconda wasn't eating, so people would come out from the San Diego Zoo every few weeks to force feed him a rat that had been pureed in a blender. This all happened during class time, and whoever was in class when they got there was considered lucky. I got to see the feeding once (giant syringe w/no needle), but not the pureeing.

He finally got rid of the anaconda and traded it for a rattlesnake that was in our classroom for a day and scared the fark out of us. Then there's the time a couple of Squirrels got loose at night
and Jaws painted the walls in a new color.


Now back to the point... This guy was very cool. He taught us a lot about electricity, we worked with a VanDeGraf, he got his hands on a small Tesla Coil at one point, and he also hooked a car battery to a train transformer and had us do experiments like hold hands and break the circuit to put our hands in the water and reconnect the circuit.

I was stoked when I got to 6th grade and discovered that he had moved up. Those 2 years of science are some of the best school memories of my life.
 
2014-06-24 02:16:43 AM
breathing in one of those seeds would add immeasurably to the laughs.

yeah yeah..

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-24 02:53:48 AM
How to betray a child's trust in one easy step.

People will lie to you to get you to do things that will make you embarrassed and uncomfortable for their own amusement.  I guess this is some sick way of teaching that lesson early.  How much empathy could it take for someone to understand how stupid and mean that is?  Why do so few people have it?

We are the only species I know what willfully and intentionally lies to our own children.  Can anyone think of another because I'd love to know it wasn't just us.
 
2014-06-24 07:31:40 AM
Dick move.

Here's hoping that guy woke up the next morning with a mouth full of bleach and kitty litter.
 
2014-06-24 08:23:50 AM
Pretty sure CPS needs to visit that situation.
 
2014-06-24 10:12:05 AM
Protip: Shoving things into little girls' mouths is NEVER as funny as you may have originally thought it might be.

/Hm. That came off creepy, didn't it?
//Well, I stand by the statement anyway.
 
2014-06-24 10:17:03 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Yeah, sure. It's OK for this dude, but when I go shoving my stuff into random young girls' mouths I suddenly have to join the sex offender registry.


Oh, I see my point has already been covered.

/And that still came off creepy, didn't it?
 
2014-06-24 12:14:39 PM

slothbuddy: What's the difference between being a prankster and an a-hole again?


I guess it depends on which end of the dandelion you're on.

Assholes may call themselves pranksters, but they're actually just assholes.
 
2014-06-24 12:35:01 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Yeah, sure. It's OK for this dude, but when I go shoving my stuff into random young girls' mouths I suddenly have to join the sex offender registry.


This. Also, if you tried this with my kid, he'd kick you so hard in the happy sacks you'd taste prison sex.
 
2014-06-24 01:22:17 PM

Valiente: Sin_City_Superhero: Yeah, sure. It's OK for this dude, but when I go shoving my stuff into random young girls' mouths I suddenly have to join the sex offender registry.

This. Also, if you tried this with my kid, he'd kick you so hard in the happy sacks you'd taste prison sex.


Wow, your family is full of kink.
 
2014-06-24 02:43:25 PM
Guy thinks it funny to shove a dandelion in the girl's mouth and then gets upset when she spits. What did he expect?
 
2014-06-24 03:03:28 PM

doglover: timujin: doglover: It's not quite as good as a van de graaff. Kids will damn near kill themselves playing with one, and the best part is that no matter what happens they come away more scientifically literate.

Yeah? Try jamming one in a kids mouth and see what happens.  Just once and now I'm banned from the science museum.

I remember in high school we hit the science museum. We made a big chain of people on the giant vandegrafde and all our hair stood up.

Well, my buddy was holding my hand, so I crooked the tip of my middle finger, making a point. Boom! Knocked down half the class.


I was the last kid in the chain and grabbed the faucet of one of the lab sinks. It was like all of us got punched in the stomach.
 
2014-06-24 04:53:20 PM

UseLessHuman: How to betray a child's trust in one easy step.

People will lie to you to get you to do things that will make you embarrassed and uncomfortable for their own amusement.  I guess this is some sick way of teaching that lesson early.  How much empathy could it take for someone to understand how stupid and mean that is?  Why do so few people have it?

We are the only species I know what willfully and intentionally lies to our own children.  Can anyone think of another because I'd love to know it wasn't just us.


It's a prank. LIghten the fark up.
 
2014-06-24 05:24:37 PM

staypuft242: Valiente: Sin_City_Superhero: Yeah, sure. It's OK for this dude, but when I go shoving my stuff into random young girls' mouths I suddenly have to join the sex offender registry.

This. Also, if you tried this with my kid, he'd kick you so hard in the happy sacks you'd taste prison sex.

Wow, your family is full of kink.


That's how I got a family.
 
2014-06-24 07:19:43 PM
Lotta poor sports and over worried busybodies in these prank threads. And I say that as someone who's usually the pranked. You all need to lighten the fark up and grow some thicker skin.

UseLessHuman: How to betray a child's trust in one easy step.


Like, seriously? You either are or were so delicate that a stupid joke makes you lose trust in someone?
 
2014-06-24 08:01:52 PM
The concern about inhaling a seed is unfounded, as long as you make them take a deep breath first.  Can't inhale if your lungs are already full.  (Timing is important, of course.)  Still a dick move.  It's a child-level prank.  And very old.  Had it tried on me decades ago.
 
2014-06-24 08:54:29 PM
It's funny, this was a pretty harmless prank, the girl wasn't that upset and probably get her dad back at some point with something equally as silly.  So makes sense there's only a few people who got overly concerned.   It's a human child.

Now, a few weeks ago there was a video where a guy was fooling dogs with sleight-of-hand and making treats disappear, which confused the dogs.   You'd think the guy had thrown the dogs into a volcano the way farkers reacted.

People are messed up.
 
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