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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Man stands naked in window 'in hopes of alarming his neighbors.' Mission accomplished, dude   (wmur.com) divider line 34
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2014-06-23 04:23:29 PM  
 
2014-06-23 05:06:20 PM  
OMG - how many dead and injured, the story left those details out
 
2014-06-23 05:11:15 PM  
If a guy looks at a woman naked in her window, the guy is a perv. If anyone looks at a guy naked in his window, the guy is the perv. K.
 
2014-06-23 05:49:29 PM  
Fark etiquette 101: Don't post links to articles about one's self...

:)
 
2014-06-23 05:58:07 PM  

FoonFlake: Fark etiquette 101: Don't post links to articles about one's self...

:)


We all just hope you've learned your lesson.
 
2014-06-23 07:03:31 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Heap of trouble
NSFW ->  http://collabor8te.com/video/a-heap-of-trouble-dir-steve-sullivan-200 1 /  <-NSFW

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THAT WAS AWESOME!

I have the urge to get arrested for wantonly displaying my wares for the neighborhood, jus for da halibut.
 
2014-06-23 07:08:36 PM  
Dick  Crotty: Alarmingly Nude

www.wmur.com
 
2014-06-23 07:10:36 PM  
He looks precicly how I thought he would.
 
2014-06-23 07:23:29 PM  

Mugato: If a guy looks at a woman naked in her window, the guy is a perv. If anyone looks at a guy naked in his window, the guy is the perv. K.


If a woman looked like that dude, nobody would be doing anything at her window except trying to get away.
 
2014-06-23 07:25:41 PM  
HAH, he's a Tea Partier too.
 
2014-06-23 07:28:20 PM  
Ya ever been ta Dover?
 
2014-06-23 07:29:04 PM  
Once they arrived, officers learned Crotty was standing naked from the waist down in his home in front of a window.

Damn shirtcockers.
 
2014-06-23 07:29:16 PM  

mutterfark: Dick  Crotty: Alarmingly Nude

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When I was younger I used to eat my oatmeal jaybirding for my neighbors. And now that I'm gettin old I'm glad I did, because my cholesterol is just fine for my age.

That's because oatmeal, combined with a healthy splatterin of cholesterol across your windows while your neighbors watch, helps keep everything in balance and cuts your risk of diabetes.

Anyway, eat right, stay healthy, and you'll keep the old pecker in flashing shape longer.
 
2014-06-23 07:32:56 PM  
His name sounds right for that.  Crotty has a nasty ring to it.
 
2014-06-23 07:49:27 PM  
Now if he looked like this...........

www.hejorama.com
 
2014-06-23 07:51:11 PM  
I found his website:

img.fark.net
Cant a small business owner get a break in Obama's 'merica?
 
2014-06-23 07:56:48 PM  
So Dick Crotty from Ben Dover is a perv. Got it.
 
2014-06-23 08:08:41 PM  
This guy's got problems, but it really shouldn't be illegal to be naked in your own home, regardless of the status of your window coverings.
 
2014-06-23 08:12:28 PM  
A friend of mine posted just yesterday that she had scalded herself with pasta water while shirtclamming.
 
2014-06-23 08:21:05 PM  

fusillade762: Ya ever been ta Dover?


Yup.  I drive through about twice a day.  Often taking this street...
 
2014-06-23 08:24:27 PM  
Officers said he had done this on multiple occasions in hopes of alarming his neighbors.

Hey, everyone has to have a hobby.
 
2014-06-23 08:33:21 PM  

mikebdoss: but it really shouldn't be illegal to be naked in your own home, regardless of the status of your window coverings.


Speak for yourself. He could have been having sex with someone in there. Can you imagine the horror if ugly or fat people got naked, or worse, had sex with each other? Kids could see it, so it should be banned.
 
2014-06-23 08:39:15 PM  
Live free or die!
 
2014-06-23 08:41:51 PM  

Old Man Winter: His name sounds right for that.  Crotty has a nasty ring to it.


Not just Crotty. He's DICK Crotty.

I've often wondered if being saddled with an unfortunate name does something to your psyche. Every person I've met with an easily ridiculed name has been short-fused and a little weird.
 
2014-06-23 09:00:13 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: So Dick Crotty from Ben Dover is a perv. Got it.


Nice.
 
2014-06-23 09:02:40 PM  

fusillade762: A friend of mine posted just yesterday that she had scalded herself with pasta water while shirtclamming.


Never heard "shirtclamming" before. Had to look that one up. Nice.
 
2014-06-23 09:20:04 PM  
correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't there a supreme court case that said being naked inside your house with the windows open was fine, and if you don't want to see it, you don't have to look in.
 
2014-06-23 09:43:00 PM  

poison_amy: Old Man Winter: His name sounds right for that.  Crotty has a nasty ring to it.

Not just Crotty. He's DICK Crotty.

I've often wondered if being saddled with an unfortunate name does something to your psyche. Every person I've met with an easily ridiculed name has been short-fused and a little weird.


I've always wanted to ask Hillary Rodham-Clinton that
 
2014-06-23 10:18:28 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Heap of trouble
NSFW ->  http://collabor8te.com/video/a-heap-of-trouble-dir-steve-sullivan-200 1 /  <-NSFW

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That is farking brilliant.
 
2014-06-23 11:14:31 PM  

pedobearapproved: correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't there a supreme court case that said being naked inside your house with the windows open was fine, and if you don't want to see it, you don't have to look in.


Iirc, yes, but only if you were just going about your business.

Wiggling your wang in the window for all to see was frowned upon.
 
2014-06-24 12:46:36 AM  
Meanwhile in San Francisco (Remember I warned you)
 
2014-06-24 06:31:18 AM  
Was his dick rotty?
 
2014-06-24 01:31:24 PM  
Wow!  Scott Brown has really let himself go since he moved to NH.
 
2014-06-24 01:41:25 PM  

Witness99: poison_amy: Old Man Winter: His name sounds right for that.  Crotty has a nasty ring to it.

Not just Crotty. He's DICK Crotty.

I've often wondered if being saddled with an unfortunate name does something to your psyche. Every person I've met with an easily ridiculed name has been short-fused and a little weird.

I've always wanted to ask Hillary Rodham-Clinton that


Anthony Weiner sees what you did there.

/so much for Franken/Weiner 2016
 
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