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(Independent)   Katy Perry pledges her assets to Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign. Giggity   (independent.co.uk) divider line 83
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2014-06-23 05:28:10 PM
I wouldn't mind getting a hold of Katy's assets...
 
2014-06-23 06:04:43 PM
Is Hillary even running?
 
2014-06-23 06:11:35 PM

borg: Is Hillary even running?


Yes, but very slowly
 
2014-06-23 06:12:53 PM

borg: Is Hillary even running?


Traditionally, nobody declares they are running for President until after the midterms, which, um, haven't happened yet.
 
2014-06-23 06:15:48 PM

borg: Is Hillary even running?


Judging by how pants-wettingly scared the GOP is of her right now, she's not just running, she's winning.
 
2014-06-23 06:17:46 PM

borg: Is Hillary even running?


this could be the issue that tips it
 
2014-06-23 06:19:20 PM
Don't worry, GOP. You still have Meat Loaf.
 
2014-06-23 06:20:56 PM

The Martian Manhandler: borg: Is Hillary even running?

Judging by how pants-wettingly scared the GOP is of her right now, she's not just running, she's winning.


She's running, and the GOP is ready for her.

But she's not running to win, and they're hoping for 2008 redux, where the GOP spin machine has no idea what to do about the actual nominee.
 
2014-06-23 06:20:58 PM
1%'ers stick together.
 
2014-06-23 06:21:20 PM
Fine by me, so long as they don't make a video with fireworks shooting out of Hillary's bosom.
 
2014-06-23 06:21:57 PM
"I told @hillaryclinton that I would write her a 'theme' song if she needs it."

Cool offer is cool.

Looks like the book tour is picking up.

/Is Katy Perry really that tall or is Hillary really short?
 
2014-06-23 06:22:02 PM

VICTORY!!!

i1126.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-23 06:22:41 PM

Whatthefark: Fine by me, so long as they don't make a video with fireworks shooting out of Hillary's bosom.


I read that as Hillary's blossom'.
 
2014-06-23 06:24:44 PM
Wasn't she actually kind of ugly before all this?
 
2014-06-23 06:25:19 PM
Notice how in Perry's video's stuff shoots from her boobs?
 
2014-06-23 06:31:36 PM
I think I've finally hit on the source of why I don't like Hillary.

All of that negative press on her since she was first lady must have stuck with me from when I was a kid (I was 12 when Bill was elected).  It's not a conscious thing really, I just don't really care for her.

I think she'd do a good job as a relatively conservative Democrat, and even though I'd prefer someone to the left of Obama instead of to the right of him, she should probably be better than any of the batshiat crazies the GOP puts up.

 
2014-06-23 06:37:14 PM
Another example for getting around repealing the 19th Amendment.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-23 06:37:38 PM
cdn.breitbart.com
 
2014-06-23 06:38:29 PM
Sharp knees. Would not vote.
 
2014-06-23 06:43:50 PM
Unless the republicans can find some young charismatic leader, Hillary WILL be the next president.
 
2014-06-23 06:46:03 PM

Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

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Is that really in a video somewhere?
 
2014-06-23 06:50:49 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x402]

Is that really in a video somewhere?


California Gurls.
 
2014-06-23 06:52:40 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x402]

Is that really in a video somewhere?


I highly recommend watching that video with the mute button engaged.
 
2014-06-23 06:53:57 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x402]

Is that really in a video somewhere?


Oh yes, it's from near the end of the California Gurls (her spelling) video. I only wish I could have found a good gif of it.
 
2014-06-23 06:59:53 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

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Is that really in a video somewhere?

I highly recommend watching that video with the mute button engaged.


I agree - while I don't care for Katy Perry's music, for some reason, I really like her videos.
 
2014-06-23 07:01:32 PM
The politician - and wife of former US President Bill Clinton

I'm really glad they threw that in there. For a moment I had forgotten who she was married to.
 
2014-06-23 07:01:50 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x402]

I highly recommend watching that video with the mute button engaged.


I did that and my mind is reeling. I'd always sort of suspecedt that she was something on a pedophile panderer but HOLY COW I didn't think she would be so blatant about it.
 
2014-06-23 07:03:36 PM

ManateeGag: I wouldn't mind getting a hold of Katy's assets...


And by that, you mean her tits, right?
 
2014-06-23 07:12:21 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x402]

Is that really in a video somewhere?

I highly recommend watching that video with the mute button engaged.


Best suggestion anyone has made all day.
 
2014-06-23 07:12:26 PM

Whatthefark: Fine by me, so long as they don't make a video with fireworks shooting out of Hillary's bosom.


The light shoots out of her heart. But because of female anatomy, it passes through her... uh... bosom... along the way.
 
2014-06-23 07:14:53 PM

Baz744: Whatthefark: Fine by me, so long as they don't make a video with fireworks shooting out of Hillary's bosom.

The light shoots out of her heart. But because of female anatomy, it passes through her... uh... bosom... along the way.


*cue Natalie Portman pic*
 
2014-06-23 07:15:09 PM

PortsmouthFarker: Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x402]

Is that really in a video somewhere?

California Gurls.


Well the one I'm thinking of is Wide Awake. Haven't seen California Gurls video.
 
2014-06-23 07:15:31 PM
Dear Katy,

If you intend to support Mrs. Clinton's candidacy, you must show at least the same level of commitment as Natalie Portman.

i.imgur.com

May I suggest:

i.imgur.com

Or, if you are truly serious:

i.imgur.com

I bet there's a better than 50% chance if you do something like this, you will guarantee that 100% of the dozens of Farkers who actually vote instead of biatching about politics will vote for Mrs. Clinton.
 
2014-06-23 07:16:39 PM
I heard they both kiss girls. And like it.

No confirmation on that, just rumor.
 
2014-06-23 07:19:26 PM

Cletus C.: I heard they both kiss girls. And like it.

No confirmation on that, just rumor.


You are a sad, sad individual.
 
2014-06-23 07:23:26 PM

Baz744: PortsmouthFarker: Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x402]

Is that really in a video somewhere?

California Gurls.

Well the one I'm thinking of is Wide Awake. Haven't seen California Gurls video.


While I approve of the goth look on Ms. Perry, I'm not sure how I feel about her being able to launch an emergency flare from her cleavage. I can see how it would be helpful in certain situations, but what if you're motorboating and suddenly *FWOOSH*?
 
2014-06-23 07:26:39 PM
Clinton/Perry unfffff
 
2014-06-23 07:29:18 PM

MFAWG: The Martian Manhandler: borg: Is Hillary even running?

Judging by how pants-wettingly scared the GOP is of her right now, she's not just running, she's winning.

She's running, and the GOP is ready for her.

But she's not running to win, and they're hoping for 2008 redux, where the GOP spin machine has no idea what to do about the actual nominee.


Personally I hope for that as well.  Mostly because the utter retardation that would come out of at least four years of the GOP actively doing exactly the opposite of her and then some is about as necessary as a urethral douche.
 
2014-06-23 07:30:20 PM
Why would she need a new theme song when she's already got this masterpiece? (video)
 
2014-06-23 07:39:03 PM

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"Tits."

 
2014-06-23 07:52:50 PM
I thought it was really cool that she did an early morning concert at that High School who did the awesome video for Roar.

And another video that's pretty cool from the students.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpAUO9uN3c8
 
2014-06-23 07:52:59 PM
www.hollyscoop.com
 
ecl
2014-06-23 08:07:40 PM
coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-23 08:08:02 PM

Cletus C.: I heard they both kiss girls. And like it.

No confirmation on that, just rumor.


And the problem is what, exactly? At least it will be a break from all those pole-smoking Republicans.
 
2014-06-23 08:19:12 PM

worlddan: HMS_Blinkin: Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x402]

I highly recommend watching that video with the mute button engaged.

I did that and my mind is reeling. I'd always sort of suspecedt that she was something on a pedophile panderer but HOLY COW I didn't think she would be so blatant about it.


Katy Perry's target audience is 8 to 12 year old girls - just like My Little Pony.
 
2014-06-23 08:39:27 PM

Arachnophobe: Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x402]

Is that really in a video somewhere?

Oh yes, it's from near the end of the California Gurls (her spelling) video. I only wish I could have found a good gif of it.


Alex Chilton's spelling, you mean. It's obviously a reference to Big Star's power pop gem, "September Gurls."
 
2014-06-23 08:48:42 PM

BMulligan: Arachnophobe: Soup4Bonnie: Arachnophobe: VICTORY!!!

[i1126.photobucket.com image 604x402]

Is that really in a video somewhere?

Oh yes, it's from near the end of the California Gurls (her spelling) video. I only wish I could have found a good gif of it.

Alex Chilton's spelling, you mean. It's obviously a reference to Big Star's power pop gem, "September Gurls."


I think you're overestimating someone's sense of sophistication, honestly. Maybe she or whomever might have heard the Bangles cover at best. Also, the Beach Boys.
 
2014-06-23 08:55:18 PM

ecl: [coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 682x1024]


Thanks, a picture showing she is naturally hot.
 
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2014-06-23 08:56:23 PM

Slackfumasta: ecl: [coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 682x1024]

Thanks, a picture showing she is naturally hot.


Yeah.  I'd pay her crack bill for a night with those.
 
2014-06-23 09:00:54 PM
I don't mind Katy Perry's music....I don't seek it out, but I probably wouldn't turn it off......probably because she's so amazingly hot.

I did have to laugh at the "I'll write" part of her statement though.....

/life size cardboard cut out of Katy in Staples stores
//almost fainted
///wanted to steal it
 
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