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(Westword)   Famous last words: "None ya haters can bring me down"   (blogs.westword.com) divider line 86
    More: Ironic, Randy Bender, Facebook, LPD, Robert E. Lee High School  
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10554 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jun 2014 at 6:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-23 03:50:51 PM
He was saying that as a good guy with a gun.
 
2014-06-23 03:54:01 PM
But he seemed so pleasant...
 
2014-06-23 04:36:03 PM
It appears that his challenge was accepted.
 
2014-06-23 05:28:53 PM
After reading those Facebook posts, I sincerely hope he was buried with a dictionary and some literature. It's annoying enough when a 17-year old talks like that. But for a 34-year old to do it just screams of a person who never matured past high school.
 
2014-06-23 05:33:33 PM
Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no
I got to keep on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'
 
2014-06-23 05:39:13 PM
It's a shame since he expressed himself so eloquently.

Randy Bender worked in profanity and hood slang the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, he was a master.
 
2014-06-23 05:47:03 PM
Play your games while your life goes down the drain cause you put that shiat in your veins. Cripple ass nubian don't scAre me none your threats are about lame as your strong hand son . Pay me a visit if you must but believe me biatches I have had enough I won't think twice I won't blink once as I squeeze the trigger easily and watch your burnt brain bust.  --Mark Twain
 
2014-06-23 06:07:48 PM

gopher321: Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no
I got to keep on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'


/Harlem Shakes in the background in his all-white outfit.
 
2014-06-23 06:12:02 PM

Oh my God! They killed Bender! YOU BASTARDS!

thebooksmugglers.com

R.I.P. Bender

 
2014-06-23 06:12:15 PM

SmackLT: After reading those Facebook posts, I sincerely hope he was buried with a dictionary and some literature. It's annoying enough when a 17-year old talks like that. But for a 34-year old to do it just screams of a person who never matured past high school.


One of my high school friends fits this description all too well. Total Juggalo, 34 and living with his folks. Suburban boy with a fake ghetto dialect.
 
2014-06-23 06:13:18 PM
"None ya haters can bring me down"

to which the murderer replied: "I'm not a hater" *click*

.

I can't stand the verbiage these people use to communicate, it's ... just horrible, naw'm'say'n?
 
2014-06-23 06:14:58 PM
Did he tell them to bite his shiny metal ass?
 
2014-06-23 06:15:44 PM
He told you he was hardcore
 
2014-06-23 06:15:51 PM
If those people got a job and spoke proper English then maybe they could take care of their own communities. Where are there leaders to speak out against the gun violence in their neighborhoods?
 
2014-06-23 06:16:05 PM
Haters be cappin'
 
2014-06-23 06:16:45 PM
www.piccer.nl
 
2014-06-23 06:18:13 PM

Hermione_Granger: If those people got a job and spoke proper English then maybe they could take care of their own communities. Where are there their leaders to speak out against the gun violence in their neighborhoods?


Speaking of proper English...
 
2014-06-23 06:19:53 PM
Appears to have been neither attractive nor successful in life.  He chose...poorly.

/Son, I am disappoint.
 
2014-06-23 06:20:33 PM

leevis: Hermione_Granger: If those people got a job and spoke proper English then maybe they could take care of their own communities. Where are there their leaders to speak out against the gun violence in their neighborhoods?

Speaking of proper English...


This is Fark. Less than one "fark" or "corksoaker" per post is considered the Queen's English.
 
2014-06-23 06:20:45 PM
"I don't need to see his face to know his race" in 3.. 2..
 
2014-06-23 06:21:19 PM
really?

www.metalsucks.net
 
2014-06-23 06:21:47 PM
R I P Bender
www.top-ten.tv
 
2014-06-23 06:21:52 PM
Play your games while your life goes down the drain cause you put that shiat in your veins. Cripple ass nubian don't scAre me none your threats are about lame as your strong hand son . Pay me a visit if you must but believe me biatches I have had enough I won't think twice I won't blink once as I squeeze the trigger easily and watch your burnt brain bust.

I will get my shiat taken care of cpl people out there I got to make shiat right with well one really my nubian knows I got him just a hefty ticket and shiats been rough but remember I have been down before I always bounce back and better then before so on that note it's time to get it in. And if u owe me best bet collection time is due you can pay and make it easy or we'll you know how it goes.



Yo check it peeps.  Heaven is a motherfarker lol. Yall gotta peep this shiat. St Peter is Tha Bomb for real. I met J.C. he's a cool cat. To all you live ass nubianz the game aint changed lol.  I will turn yr ass out when y'all get up here IF YOU DO lol the party never stops all up in the clouds for real tho LOL.  I got my wings all swagged out and im playin some funky ass shiat on this harp stuff that blows my mind with lyrics i spit on the mic knowledge straight from the dome.  well I gotta bounce but urrbody keep that shiat real believe in me and know that i'm handlin up here LIKE A BOSS.

YODO, dog.  YODO.
 
2014-06-23 06:22:24 PM
Why did I just waste my time reading that?


Someone must know.
 
2014-06-23 06:25:06 PM
Lik dis if u cry ery time.
 
2014-06-23 06:25:21 PM
"I will get my shiat taken care of cpl people out there I got to make shiat right with well one really my nubian knows I got him just a hefty ticket and shiats been rough but remember I have been down before I always bounce back and better then before so on that note it's time to get it in."

Yo, I'd a shot his ass fo talkin like dat.
 
2014-06-23 06:25:36 PM

farkin_Gary: Why did I just waste my time reading that?


Someone must know.


for the dark comedic value?
 
2014-06-23 06:25:42 PM

Hermione_Granger: If those people got a job and spoke proper English then maybe they could take care of their own communities. Where are there leaders to speak out against the gun violence in their neighborhoods?


img.4plebs.org
 
2014-06-23 06:26:08 PM

farkin_Gary: Why did I just waste my time reading that?


Someone must know.


Mongo is pawn in game of life.
 
2014-06-23 06:26:19 PM

farkingismybusiness: Lik dis if u cry ery time.


Why the hell does this always make me laugh?
 
2014-06-23 06:28:41 PM

leevis: Hermione_Granger: If those people got a job and spoke proper English then maybe they could take care of their own communities. Where are there their leaders to speak out against the gun violence in their neighborhoods?

Speaking of proper English...


I love Muphry's Law. Always so embarrassing for the pedant.
 
2014-06-23 06:29:46 PM
Hermione_Granger: If those people got a job and spoke proper English then maybe they could take care of their own communities. Where are there their leaders to speak out against the gun violence in their neighborhoods?


Speaking of proper English...


Ouch, that had to hurt !
 
2014-06-23 06:30:59 PM
His Facebook posts look like he was telling people to ...

ih1.redbubble.net
 
2014-06-23 06:32:11 PM
When "Keeping it Real" goes wrong.

THUG LIFE!

media.giphy.com
 
2014-06-23 06:33:23 PM
I'm no sherlock homies but reading his facebook posts makes me suspect the "nubian that he owed a big ticket" came to collect and well, what kind of street cred would the "nubian" have if let my man slide another week.  Gots to keep that shiat real.
 
2014-06-23 06:34:29 PM
Please be Amy's Baking Company. Please be Amy's Baking Company....

*click*

Damnitalltohell.
 
2014-06-23 06:35:16 PM
Haters: 1
Bender: 0
 
2014-06-23 06:35:45 PM

Dragonflew: farkingismybusiness: Lik dis if u cry ery time.

Why the hell does this always make me laugh?


Do you read it in this voice?
 
2014-06-23 06:37:43 PM
I will get my shiat taken care of cpl people out there I got to make shiat right with well one really my nubian knows I got him just a hefty ticket and shiats been rough but remember I have been down before I always bounce back and better then before so on that note it's time to get it in. And if u owe me best bet collection time is due you can pay and make it easy or we'll you know how it goes.
 
2014-06-23 06:37:51 PM

The Billdozer: gopher321: Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no
I got to keep on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'

/Harlem Shakes in the background in his all-white outfit.


Damn, where are my parachute pants and Members Only jacket?
 
2014-06-23 06:41:40 PM

Glitchwerks: The Billdozer: gopher321: Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no
I got to keep on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'

/Harlem Shakes in the background in his all-white outfit.

Damn, where are my parachute pants and Members Only jacket?


Macklemore's got 'em...
 
2014-06-23 06:45:52 PM

GDubDub: Please be Amy's Baking Company. Please be Amy's Baking Company....

*click*

Damnitalltohell.


Is that place even still around?! I'd be amazed if so. Last I heard they were under investigation for money laundering.
 
2014-06-23 06:47:12 PM

farkingismybusiness: Dragonflew: farkingismybusiness: Lik dis if u cry ery time.

Why the hell does this always make me laugh?

Do you read it in this voice?


I'm only familiar with the 5-ever story, so I hadn't seen that until now.
 
2014-06-23 06:47:46 PM
Yep he's white.
 
2014-06-23 06:49:04 PM

AGremlin: It's a shame since he expressed himself so eloquently.

Randy Bender worked in profanity and hood slang the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, he was a master.


Pretentious hogwash! His ghetto banter, while lauded by the simpleminded followers of popular culture, had little to no artistic merit as determined by those critics and reviewers who move the markets and actually reflect the refined taste of the educated! His work will be remembered as little more than an indulgent dip into a faddish pool.
 
2014-06-23 06:56:50 PM

Danger Avoid Death: His Facebook posts look like he was telling people to ...

[ih1.redbubble.net image 550x550]


CSB:  about a week or so ago I got retweeted FOR THE SECOND TIME by John DiMaggio, aka the voice of Bender
 
2014-06-23 07:01:46 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: He was saying that as a good guy with a gun.


You know that two bad guys with guns meet up all the time. A good guy with a gun sometimes isn't part of it.
 
2014-06-23 07:02:08 PM

SmackLT: After reading those Facebook posts, I sincerely hope he was buried with a dictionary and some literature. It's annoying enough when a 17-year old talks like that. But for a 34-year old to do it just screams of a person who never matured past high school.


O suck it biatch, you just a crispy fried hater, a burnt dry tater, to whom I don't cater, so see ya later alligator! WORD
 
2014-06-23 07:10:52 PM

Witness99: SmackLT: After reading those Facebook posts, I sincerely hope he was buried with a dictionary and some literature. It's annoying enough when a 17-year old talks like that. But for a 34-year old to do it just screams of a person who never matured past high school.

O suck it biatch, you just a crispy fried hater, a burnt dry tater, to whom I don't cater, so see ya later alligator! WORD


Pull up your pants.
 
2014-06-23 07:14:07 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
 
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