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(Newser)   Wife of "dreamy mug shot man" furious about his Internet fame. Fark agrees, points Internet to hundreds of way hotter mug shots   (newser.com) divider line 26
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2014-06-23 04:00:14 PM  
13 votes:
I hate when people get sexualized, why can't they just recognize him for his criminal endeavours? It's insulting.
2014-06-23 06:08:02 PM  
5 votes:
Lol, his mom said he's been "a practicing Christian for 7 years" as if that somehow matters.

I guess he should have practiced harder.
2014-06-23 05:02:19 PM  
5 votes:

R.A.Danny: I hate when people get sexualized, why can't they just recognize him for his criminal endeavours? It's insulting.


"Hey, mister! My tattoos are up HERE!"
2014-06-23 03:35:14 PM  
5 votes:
At least she knows where he is.
2014-06-23 08:36:04 PM  
3 votes:
www.thesmokinggun.com
Obligatory
2014-06-23 07:54:51 PM  
3 votes:

4seasons85!: Any woman who dates this guy and fawns over him because he's hot deserves what they get. He is hot but I wouldn't date him because of his background.

What do you have against gray?
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2014-06-23 06:32:28 PM  
3 votes:

Lord Summerisle: Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it

teardrop tattoo means you've killed someone.


I just killed a six-pack, gimme that Sharpie.
2014-06-23 06:15:28 PM  
3 votes:
www.foodiggity.com
2014-06-23 09:20:30 PM  
2 votes:

Yaw String: At least she knows where he is.


And that he is not cheating on her with a woman.
2014-06-23 08:05:28 PM  
2 votes:
th01.deviantart.net
2014-06-23 06:43:37 PM  
2 votes:
He must be attractive on some level, because he seems to have a lot of Farkers all hot and bothered with their prison rape fantasies.
2014-06-23 06:10:02 PM  
2 votes:
Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison
2014-06-24 12:53:25 PM  
1 votes:
Women that find that man attractive are women I do not want to have anything to do with.
PJ-
2014-06-23 10:25:07 PM  
1 votes:
I remember seeing a tweet out there from a girl about this guy that just made me laugh so hard.

Goes along the lines of "he can get a second teardrop tattoo after he murders this pussy"
2014-06-23 09:54:03 PM  
1 votes:

LazerFish: anyone can be attractive with an imaginary personality


That's very true. All my best boyfriends were partly made-up.
2014-06-23 09:49:07 PM  
1 votes:

RatMaster999: StainedGlassRuby: Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?

Why did I hear this in Peter Griffin's voice?

[i12.photobucket.com image 720x304]

I read it in his...


Oooooh, that's a good one, too  - love me some Gene Wilder.

Ceptin' it was:

Bart:  "Are we awake?"
the Waco Kid:  "I'm not sure, are we black?"
2014-06-23 09:31:17 PM  
1 votes:
What until she finds out about his (supposed ) cock pics now making the rounds on several gay porn blogs.
2014-06-23 09:03:05 PM  
1 votes:
anyone can be attractive with an imaginary personality
2014-06-23 07:37:09 PM  
1 votes:
Stupid trollups is stupid.

/As predicted the retard that spawned this retard says he is a saint
//Bonus retard factor to the bimbo that married him
///Bimbo and God failed, this scum is forever a waste of life
2014-06-23 07:03:42 PM  
1 votes:

Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?


Why did I hear this in Peter Griffin's voice?
2014-06-23 07:00:33 PM  
1 votes:
A lot of young women are dumber than dogshiat. No more, no less.

If you're a young, decent looking guy, all you have to do is treat them like crap, and you're pulling more tail than a retard at a petting zoo.
2014-06-23 06:41:18 PM  
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: I hate when people get sexualized, why can't they just recognize him for his criminal endeavours? It's insulting.


It is disgusting. We should teach our daughters to be attracted to him for his skills as a criminal rather than strictly because of his looks. He isn't a piece of meat. He is a human being.
2014-06-23 06:36:52 PM  
1 votes:

Jument: I'm sure that's someone's idea of dreamy but thank you, no.


You don't dream of an orange skinhead raping, skinning, and eating you?

/must just be me
2014-06-23 06:04:48 PM  
1 votes:
#YesAllCriminals
2014-06-23 06:03:49 PM  
1 votes:
That's "dreamy?"   LOL I don't think so. We need to get standards up around this place.
2014-06-23 06:02:20 PM  
1 votes:
She needs to just say goodbye to him. He's lost to Hollywood already. He'll dump her so fast.
 
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