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2014-06-23 07:51:16 PM

jayphat: meat0918: Lol, his mom said he's been "a practicing Christian for 7 years" as if that somehow matters.

I guess he should have practiced harder.

She said he carried a gun for protection against his former life. That doesn't account for the other THREE he had on him.



Maybe he had three others lives
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2014-06-23 07:54:51 PM

4seasons85!: Any woman who dates this guy and fawns over him because he's hot deserves what they get. He is hot but I wouldn't date him because of his background.

What do you have against gray?
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2014-06-23 07:56:50 PM

Cheeseface: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Lord Summerisle: Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it

teardrop tattoo means you've killed someone.

or done hard time.

Or had a friend murdered in prison


According to the fine folks at urban dictionary, prison biatches started the rumor that teardrop tattoos mean you killed someone.
 
2014-06-23 07:59:41 PM

oh_please: A lot of young women are dumber than dogshiat. No more, no less.

If you're a young, decent looking guy, all you have to do is treat them like crap, and you're pulling more tail than a retard at a petting zoo.


Oh yeah I lulzed.
 
2014-06-23 08:01:45 PM

4seasons85!: Any woman who dates this guy and fawns over him because he's hot deserves what they get. He is hot but I wouldn't date him because of his background.


I wouldn't date him, cause he's married...
 
2014-06-23 08:02:01 PM
 
2014-06-23 08:05:28 PM
th01.deviantart.net
 
2014-06-23 08:23:18 PM
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2014-06-23 08:36:04 PM
www.thesmokinggun.com
Obligatory
 
2014-06-23 08:46:37 PM
He'll have his own home improvement reality show in no time.
 
2014-06-23 08:53:41 PM

worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?


Symmetrical features, strong jaw, full lips,  interesting contrast between darker skin and bright blue eyes.  I would not be throwing my panties at a married guy who's up on multiple charges but I can see that he's handsome much like I can see that Scarlet Johanson is a beautiful woman without wanting to munch her rug. However, if he's not your cup of tea, that's cool too.
 
2014-06-23 09:03:05 PM
anyone can be attractive with an imaginary personality
 
2014-06-23 09:11:29 PM

tiamet4: worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?

Symmetrical features, strong jaw, full lips,  interesting contrast between darker skin and bright blue eyes.  I would not be throwing my panties at a married guy who's up on multiple charges but I can see that he's handsome much like I can see that Scarlet Johanson is a beautiful woman without wanting to munch her rug. However, if he's not your cup of tea, that's cool too.


Pretty much. It's the eyes. They are, as they say, striking. Kind of like whatsishame on the original CSI. It's the kind of picture a woman would look at twice.

Now as to all these little chickies who have imagined all kinds of history for him and think he's some kind of bad-boy/hero, I couldn't tell you. Lack of experience, maybe. Or lack of brains.
 
2014-06-23 09:12:14 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: 4seasons85!: Any woman who dates this guy and fawns over him because he's hot deserves what they get. He is hot but I wouldn't date him because of his background.
What do you have against gray?
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I find it to be the saddest of all colors.
 
2014-06-23 09:13:28 PM

Gyrfalcon: tiamet4: worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?

Symmetrical features, strong jaw, full lips,  interesting contrast between darker skin and bright blue eyes.  I would not be throwing my panties at a married guy who's up on multiple charges but I can see that he's handsome much like I can see that Scarlet Johanson is a beautiful woman without wanting to munch her rug. However, if he's not your cup of tea, that's cool too.

Pretty much. It's the eyes. They are, as they say, striking. Kind of like whatsishame on the original CSI. It's the kind of picture a woman would look at twice.

Now as to all these little chickies who have imagined all kinds of history for him and think he's some kind of bad-boy/hero, I couldn't tell you. Lack of experience, maybe. Or lack of brains.


I think you're thinking of the Shawarma guy right?
 
2014-06-23 09:20:30 PM

Yaw String: At least she knows where he is.


And that he is not cheating on her with a woman.
 
2014-06-23 09:22:09 PM
Yep, those poor people with tear drop tattoos are so misunderstood.  Actually, I think they are as understood as they want to be, another scumbag gang banger whose too lazy and stupid to actually try when he was younger.

Yeah, I'm sure he's had a sad life and I should allow him to do whatever he wants to, whenever he wants to because he has had a such a sad life.
 
2014-06-23 09:25:53 PM

StainedGlassRuby: Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?

Why did I hear this in Peter Griffin's voice?


i12.photobucket.com

I read it in his...
 
2014-06-23 09:31:17 PM
What until she finds out about his (supposed ) cock pics now making the rounds on several gay porn blogs.
 
2014-06-23 09:49:07 PM

RatMaster999: StainedGlassRuby: Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?

Why did I hear this in Peter Griffin's voice?

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I read it in his...


Oooooh, that's a good one, too  - love me some Gene Wilder.

Ceptin' it was:

Bart:  "Are we awake?"
the Waco Kid:  "I'm not sure, are we black?"
 
2014-06-23 09:54:03 PM

LazerFish: anyone can be attractive with an imaginary personality


That's very true. All my best boyfriends were partly made-up.
 
2014-06-23 10:18:15 PM

oh_please: A lot of young women are dumber than dogshiat. No more, no less.

If you're a young, decent looking guy, all you have to do is treat them like crap, and you're pulling more tail than a retard at a petting zoo.


bless your heart
 
PJ-
2014-06-23 10:25:07 PM
I remember seeing a tweet out there from a girl about this guy that just made me laugh so hard.

Goes along the lines of "he can get a second teardrop tattoo after he murders this pussy"
 
2014-06-23 10:53:05 PM

bulok: Gyrfalcon: tiamet4: worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?

Symmetrical features, strong jaw, full lips,  interesting contrast between darker skin and bright blue eyes.  I would not be throwing my panties at a married guy who's up on multiple charges but I can see that he's handsome much like I can see that Scarlet Johanson is a beautiful woman without wanting to munch her rug. However, if he's not your cup of tea, that's cool too.

Pretty much. It's the eyes. They are, as they say, striking. Kind of like whatsishame on the original CSI. It's the kind of picture a woman would look at twice.

Now as to all these little chickies who have imagined all kinds of history for him and think he's some kind of bad-boy/hero, I couldn't tell you. Lack of experience, maybe. Or lack of brains.

I think you're thinking of the Shawarma guy right?


Mustard Guy?
 
2014-06-23 11:24:27 PM
From another article :
Meeks was one of four men taken into custody during Operation Ceasefire, a multiagency mission to curb a recent increase in shootings and robberies in the Weston Ranch area of Stockton, a Northern California city of about 300,000 nestled amid the network of waterways that form the Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta.
Four firearms were confiscated during a sweep Wednesday involving the Stockton police gang unit, the FBI, the U.S. Marshals Task Force and other agencies.


Member of the crips, already a felon, arrested along with a bunch of other gang thugs, but his family is still expecting us to believe their "He's a fine upstanding family man, a practicing christian" crap.
 
2014-06-23 11:25:37 PM

worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?


He has the piercing blue eyes eyes of a Siberian husky, pouty pillowy lips, a jaw Michelangelo could use to sculpt marble and a vibe any mother could hate. Yummy.

That said, violent felon, no thanks.
 
2014-06-24 01:25:33 AM

JuggleGeek: From another article :
Meeks was one of four men taken into custody during Operation Ceasefire, a multiagency mission to curb a recent increase in shootings and robberies in the Weston Ranch area of Stockton, a Northern California city of about 300,000 nestled amid the network of waterways that form the Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta.
Four firearms were confiscated during a sweep Wednesday involving the Stockton police gang unit, the FBI, the U.S. Marshals Task Force and other agencies.
Member of the crips, already a felon, arrested along with a bunch of other gang thugs, but his family is still expecting us to believe their "He's a fine upstanding family man, a practicing christian" crap.


Oh STOCKTON. What a hellhole. That was a rough place when I was a kid, in the 70's. Had a bad reputation.
 
2014-06-24 01:51:49 AM

cryinoutloud: JuggleGeek: From another article :
Meeks was one of four men taken into custody during Operation Ceasefire, a multiagency mission to curb a recent increase in shootings and robberies in the Weston Ranch area of Stockton, a Northern California city of about 300,000 nestled amid the network of waterways that form the Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta.
Four firearms were confiscated during a sweep Wednesday involving the Stockton police gang unit, the FBI, the U.S. Marshals Task Force and other agencies.
Member of the crips, already a felon, arrested along with a bunch of other gang thugs, but his family is still expecting us to believe their "He's a fine upstanding family man, a practicing christian" crap.

Oh STOCKTON. What a hellhole. That was a rough place when I was a kid, in the 70's. Had a bad reputation.


It's gotten worse.

It's a major shipping point for meth, and is the border for nortenos/surenos, so there's a lot of violence.
 
2014-06-24 09:23:49 AM

Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?


He used to be.
 
2014-06-24 12:53:25 PM
Women that find that man attractive are women I do not want to have anything to do with.
 
2014-06-24 01:17:36 PM

Profedius: Women that find that man attractive are women I do not want to have anything to do with.


oh don't worry, i doubt they are interested in you either.
 
2014-06-24 03:23:13 PM

o'really: Profedius: Women that find that man attractive are women I do not want to have anything to do with.

oh don't worry, i doubt they are interested in you either.


The funny thing is that it used to be the type of women I "dated" I grew out of it though.
 
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