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2014-06-23 03:35:14 PM  
At least she knows where he is.
 
2014-06-23 04:00:14 PM  
I hate when people get sexualized, why can't they just recognize him for his criminal endeavours? It's insulting.
 
2014-06-23 04:54:17 PM  
Well, since he didn't make the cover of Rolling Stone, Boston hasn't lost its shiat over this.
 
2014-06-23 05:02:19 PM  

R.A.Danny: I hate when people get sexualized, why can't they just recognize him for his criminal endeavours? It's insulting.


"Hey, mister! My tattoos are up HERE!"
 
2014-06-23 06:02:20 PM  
She needs to just say goodbye to him. He's lost to Hollywood already. He'll dump her so fast.
 
2014-06-23 06:03:49 PM  
That's "dreamy?"   LOL I don't think so. We need to get standards up around this place.
 
2014-06-23 06:04:48 PM  
#YesAllCriminals
 
2014-06-23 06:08:02 PM  
Lol, his mom said he's been "a practicing Christian for 7 years" as if that somehow matters.

I guess he should have practiced harder.
 
2014-06-23 06:10:02 PM  
Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison
 
2014-06-23 06:11:12 PM  
I'm sure that's someone's idea of dreamy but thank you, no.
 
2014-06-23 06:15:28 PM  
www.foodiggity.com
 
2014-06-23 06:16:33 PM  
Is... is he black?
 
2014-06-23 06:18:15 PM  

meat0918: Lol, his mom said he's been "a practicing Christian for 7 years" as if that somehow matters.

I guess he should have practiced harder.


His soul better belong to Jesus, 'cause his ass will belong to his buff cellmate.

/Vic Rattlehead FTW!
 
2014-06-23 06:19:15 PM  
Neck Tats = Have Fun in Prison
 
2014-06-23 06:23:50 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison


That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it
 
2014-06-23 06:24:25 PM  
Soooooooooo is she hot?
 
2014-06-23 06:25:31 PM  
Dude look like he undercover for the Aryan Brotherhood. Or for the Crips. Or something. Post-racial America, y'all
 
2014-06-23 06:26:31 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it


teardrop tattoo means you've killed someone.
 
2014-06-23 06:28:11 PM  

Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?


He's a descendant of Nate Meeks, a black slave from the 1800s.
 
2014-06-23 06:28:40 PM  

Lord Summerisle: Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it

teardrop tattoo means you've killed someone.


Or a sad-ass wannabe. Prison will tell, prison knows all.
 
2014-06-23 06:29:33 PM  

Lord Summerisle: Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it

teardrop tattoo means you've presumably killed someone.


I wouldn't put it past people who lead this type of lifestyle to fluff up their resume.
 
2014-06-23 06:29:59 PM  

Lord Summerisle: Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it

teardrop tattoo means you've killed someone.


or done hard time.
 
2014-06-23 06:30:09 PM  
Arrested this week on a gang charge and five weapons charges, Meeks fueled tens of thousands of Facebook "likes" and more than 11,000 shares with his blue-eyed, chiseled mug shot-but his wife is "furious,"

/And this just shows how idiotic people are. Arrested for gang charges and weapons charges, but you friend him, and look up to him, because of....wait for it......how he looks. I weep for humanity, i really do. But I'm guessing that most of his "likes" are from 40 something bored housewives and submissive gay men. All who watch such mind enhancing shows as "WWE", "Jerry Springer, " and "Lizard lick towing". Just goes to show you, how mind numbingly retarded most people are. Esp on social networks.
 
2014-06-23 06:32:28 PM  

Lord Summerisle: Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it

teardrop tattoo means you've killed someone.


I just killed a six-pack, gimme that Sharpie.
 
2014-06-23 06:36:52 PM  

Jument: I'm sure that's someone's idea of dreamy but thank you, no.


You don't dream of an orange skinhead raping, skinning, and eating you?

/must just be me
 
2014-06-23 06:39:23 PM  

Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?


He's mixed, and the reaction to his older mugshots (where he has obviously frizzy dark hair) tell you a lot about racist standards of beauty in this society.

That said, it's a bit weird that people are out objectifying him. Let's stick to the photogenic marathon runners or whatever.
 
2014-06-23 06:40:04 PM  
Any pics of the wife?
 
2014-06-23 06:40:04 PM  
I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?
 
2014-06-23 06:41:18 PM  

R.A.Danny: I hate when people get sexualized, why can't they just recognize him for his criminal endeavours? It's insulting.


It is disgusting. We should teach our daughters to be attracted to him for his skills as a criminal rather than strictly because of his looks. He isn't a piece of meat. He is a human being.
 
2014-06-23 06:43:37 PM  
He must be attractive on some level, because he seems to have a lot of Farkers all hot and bothered with their prison rape fantasies.
 
2014-06-23 06:53:12 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Lord Summerisle: Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it

teardrop tattoo means you've killed someone.

or done hard time.


Or had a friend murdered in prison
 
2014-06-23 06:54:34 PM  
Wait, dude has done "hard time" but "packs heat" because he's a former gang member??

Methinks someone is going to face more weapons charges.
 
2014-06-23 06:55:54 PM  
Look at this guy. He would have honestly had the chance to be a model and he's ruined it with those shiatty tattoos and poor choice of lifestyle. What a waste.
 
2014-06-23 07:00:33 PM  
A lot of young women are dumber than dogshiat. No more, no less.

If you're a young, decent looking guy, all you have to do is treat them like crap, and you're pulling more tail than a retard at a petting zoo.
 
2014-06-23 07:01:00 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it


The teardrop tattoo can mean a lot of things. It could mean that he killed somebody in prison or on the street. It could be in memory of someone who died. It could have a regional meaning that we know nothing about.

The NC on his neck stands for Northside Crips. People with gang tattoos who aren't actually in those gangs tend to not live very long, so he's probably legit, and I'm sure he'll have plenty of fellow Crip gang members behind bars to get by with.
 
2014-06-23 07:03:42 PM  

Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?


Why did I hear this in Peter Griffin's voice?
 
2014-06-23 07:08:11 PM  
Any woman who dates this guy and fawns over him because he's hot deserves what they get. He is hot but I wouldn't date him because of his background.
 
2014-06-23 07:10:46 PM  
Pay for his defense? Phhh: One online commenter has offered to foot Meeks' entire $900,000 bail, reports Mediaite. "His bail is $900,000. Seriously, I'm willing to pay it," went the Yahoo comment. "How do I do that? and if I pay his bail, does that mean he won't go to jail? and do you think he'll marry me?"

I'm going to hold out a little hope in humanity and hope this is bogus. Otherwise, some people are dumber than wet concrete.
 
2014-06-23 07:14:19 PM  

oh_please: A lot of young women are dumber than dogshiat. No more, no less.

If you're a young, decent looking guy, all you have to do is treat them like crap, and you're pulling more tail than a retard at a petting zoo.


+1.
 
2014-06-23 07:14:32 PM  

Mystery Vortex: Look at this guy. He would have honestly had the chance to be a model and he's ruined it with those shiatty tattoos and poor choice of lifestyle. What a waste.


Models can't have tattoos?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-23 07:16:19 PM  

meat0918: Lol, his mom said he's been "a practicing Christian for 7 years" as if that somehow matters.

I guess he should have practiced harder.


Which is more difficult, to be a practicing Christian or a practicing homosexual?

I hear you work up more of a sweat with one of them, but I forget which ...
 
2014-06-23 07:22:20 PM  

oh_please: A lot of young women are dumber than dogshiat. No more, no less.

If you're a young, decent looking guy, all you have to do is treat them like crap, and you're pulling more tail than a retard at a petting zoo.


This is not a gender specific trait, a lot of men are just as inclined to go full retard in the presence of a woman they regard as hot, and would do just about anything for a chance to sniff her underwear.

There is no shortage of stupid people, that's all there is to it.
 
2014-06-23 07:25:27 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Arrested this week on a gang charge and five weapons charges, Meeks fueled tens of thousands of Facebook "likes" and more than 11,000 shares with his blue-eyed, chiseled mug shot-but his wife is "furious,"

/And this just shows how idiotic people are. Arrested for gang charges and weapons charges, but you friend him, and look up to him, because of....wait for it......how he looks. I weep for humanity, i really do. But I'm guessing that most of his "likes" are from 40 something bored housewives and submissive gay men. All who watch such mind enhancing shows as "WWE", "Jerry Springer, " and "Lizard lick towing". Just goes to show you, how mind numbingly retarded most people are. Esp on social networks.


LOL!!!!!
/I loove Jerry Springer
 
2014-06-23 07:32:46 PM  

meat0918: Lol, his mom said he's been "a practicing Christian for 7 years" as if that somehow matters.

I guess he should have practiced harder.


If he's been a "practicing Christian" for seven years, what was he before that? A Druid?
 
2014-06-23 07:35:34 PM  

Nidiot: This is not a gender specific trait, a lot of men are just as inclined to go full retard in the presence of a woman they regard as hot, and would do just about anything for a chance to sniff her underwear.
There is no shortage of stupid people, that's all there is to it.


No, I doubt it. Men never get abused or preyed on. If they say they were, they're just pussies.

/runs
 
2014-06-23 07:37:09 PM  
Stupid trollups is stupid.

/As predicted the retard that spawned this retard says he is a saint
//Bonus retard factor to the bimbo that married him
///Bimbo and God failed, this scum is forever a waste of life
 
2014-06-23 07:38:51 PM  

meat0918: Lol, his mom said he's been "a practicing Christian for 7 years" as if that somehow matters.

I guess he should have practiced harder.


She said he carried a gun for protection against his former life. That doesn't account for the other THREE he had on him.
 
2014-06-23 07:41:42 PM  

kendelrio: Wait, dude has done "hard time" but "packs heat" because he's a former gang member??

Methinks someone is going to face more weapons charges.


He's already facing 4.
 
2014-06-23 07:44:01 PM  

worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?


I doubt it.
 
2014-06-23 07:45:13 PM  

Cheeseface: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Lord Summerisle: Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it

teardrop tattoo means you've killed someone.

or done hard time.

Or had a friend murdered in prison


or watched the smurfs.  Pour some for Pappa.
 
2014-06-23 07:51:16 PM  

jayphat: meat0918: Lol, his mom said he's been "a practicing Christian for 7 years" as if that somehow matters.

I guess he should have practiced harder.

She said he carried a gun for protection against his former life. That doesn't account for the other THREE he had on him.



Maybe he had three others lives
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-23 07:54:51 PM  

4seasons85!: Any woman who dates this guy and fawns over him because he's hot deserves what they get. He is hot but I wouldn't date him because of his background.

What do you have against gray?
img1-azcdn.newser.com
 
2014-06-23 07:56:50 PM  

Cheeseface: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Lord Summerisle: Pumpernickel bread: dolphinsgonwild: Well, lets see how dreamy he is after biting the pillow for five years in prison

That's probably what the teardrop tat signifies......that he was someone's biatch in prison. As pretty as he is, I wouldn't doubt it

teardrop tattoo means you've killed someone.

or done hard time.

Or had a friend murdered in prison


According to the fine folks at urban dictionary, prison biatches started the rumor that teardrop tattoos mean you killed someone.
 
2014-06-23 07:59:41 PM  

oh_please: A lot of young women are dumber than dogshiat. No more, no less.

If you're a young, decent looking guy, all you have to do is treat them like crap, and you're pulling more tail than a retard at a petting zoo.


Oh yeah I lulzed.
 
2014-06-23 08:01:45 PM  

4seasons85!: Any woman who dates this guy and fawns over him because he's hot deserves what they get. He is hot but I wouldn't date him because of his background.


I wouldn't date him, cause he's married...
 
2014-06-23 08:02:01 PM  
 
2014-06-23 08:05:28 PM  
th01.deviantart.net
 
2014-06-23 08:23:18 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-23 08:36:04 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com
Obligatory
 
2014-06-23 08:46:37 PM  
He'll have his own home improvement reality show in no time.
 
2014-06-23 08:53:41 PM  

worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?


Symmetrical features, strong jaw, full lips,  interesting contrast between darker skin and bright blue eyes.  I would not be throwing my panties at a married guy who's up on multiple charges but I can see that he's handsome much like I can see that Scarlet Johanson is a beautiful woman without wanting to munch her rug. However, if he's not your cup of tea, that's cool too.
 
2014-06-23 09:03:05 PM  
anyone can be attractive with an imaginary personality
 
2014-06-23 09:11:29 PM  

tiamet4: worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?

Symmetrical features, strong jaw, full lips,  interesting contrast between darker skin and bright blue eyes.  I would not be throwing my panties at a married guy who's up on multiple charges but I can see that he's handsome much like I can see that Scarlet Johanson is a beautiful woman without wanting to munch her rug. However, if he's not your cup of tea, that's cool too.


Pretty much. It's the eyes. They are, as they say, striking. Kind of like whatsishame on the original CSI. It's the kind of picture a woman would look at twice.

Now as to all these little chickies who have imagined all kinds of history for him and think he's some kind of bad-boy/hero, I couldn't tell you. Lack of experience, maybe. Or lack of brains.
 
2014-06-23 09:12:14 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: 4seasons85!: Any woman who dates this guy and fawns over him because he's hot deserves what they get. He is hot but I wouldn't date him because of his background.
What do you have against gray?
[img1-azcdn.newser.com image 204x250]


I find it to be the saddest of all colors.
 
2014-06-23 09:13:28 PM  

Gyrfalcon: tiamet4: worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?

Symmetrical features, strong jaw, full lips,  interesting contrast between darker skin and bright blue eyes.  I would not be throwing my panties at a married guy who's up on multiple charges but I can see that he's handsome much like I can see that Scarlet Johanson is a beautiful woman without wanting to munch her rug. However, if he's not your cup of tea, that's cool too.

Pretty much. It's the eyes. They are, as they say, striking. Kind of like whatsishame on the original CSI. It's the kind of picture a woman would look at twice.

Now as to all these little chickies who have imagined all kinds of history for him and think he's some kind of bad-boy/hero, I couldn't tell you. Lack of experience, maybe. Or lack of brains.


I think you're thinking of the Shawarma guy right?
 
2014-06-23 09:20:30 PM  

Yaw String: At least she knows where he is.


And that he is not cheating on her with a woman.
 
2014-06-23 09:22:09 PM  
Yep, those poor people with tear drop tattoos are so misunderstood.  Actually, I think they are as understood as they want to be, another scumbag gang banger whose too lazy and stupid to actually try when he was younger.

Yeah, I'm sure he's had a sad life and I should allow him to do whatever he wants to, whenever he wants to because he has had a such a sad life.
 
2014-06-23 09:25:53 PM  

StainedGlassRuby: Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?

Why did I hear this in Peter Griffin's voice?


i12.photobucket.com

I read it in his...
 
2014-06-23 09:31:17 PM  
What until she finds out about his (supposed ) cock pics now making the rounds on several gay porn blogs.
 
2014-06-23 09:49:07 PM  

RatMaster999: StainedGlassRuby: Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?

Why did I hear this in Peter Griffin's voice?

[i12.photobucket.com image 720x304]

I read it in his...


Oooooh, that's a good one, too  - love me some Gene Wilder.

Ceptin' it was:

Bart:  "Are we awake?"
the Waco Kid:  "I'm not sure, are we black?"
 
2014-06-23 09:54:03 PM  

LazerFish: anyone can be attractive with an imaginary personality


That's very true. All my best boyfriends were partly made-up.
 
2014-06-23 10:18:15 PM  

oh_please: A lot of young women are dumber than dogshiat. No more, no less.

If you're a young, decent looking guy, all you have to do is treat them like crap, and you're pulling more tail than a retard at a petting zoo.


bless your heart
 
PJ-
2014-06-23 10:25:07 PM  
I remember seeing a tweet out there from a girl about this guy that just made me laugh so hard.

Goes along the lines of "he can get a second teardrop tattoo after he murders this pussy"
 
2014-06-23 10:53:05 PM  

bulok: Gyrfalcon: tiamet4: worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?

Symmetrical features, strong jaw, full lips,  interesting contrast between darker skin and bright blue eyes.  I would not be throwing my panties at a married guy who's up on multiple charges but I can see that he's handsome much like I can see that Scarlet Johanson is a beautiful woman without wanting to munch her rug. However, if he's not your cup of tea, that's cool too.

Pretty much. It's the eyes. They are, as they say, striking. Kind of like whatsishame on the original CSI. It's the kind of picture a woman would look at twice.

Now as to all these little chickies who have imagined all kinds of history for him and think he's some kind of bad-boy/hero, I couldn't tell you. Lack of experience, maybe. Or lack of brains.

I think you're thinking of the Shawarma guy right?


Mustard Guy?
 
2014-06-23 11:24:27 PM  
From another article :
Meeks was one of four men taken into custody during Operation Ceasefire, a multiagency mission to curb a recent increase in shootings and robberies in the Weston Ranch area of Stockton, a Northern California city of about 300,000 nestled amid the network of waterways that form the Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta.
Four firearms were confiscated during a sweep Wednesday involving the Stockton police gang unit, the FBI, the U.S. Marshals Task Force and other agencies.


Member of the crips, already a felon, arrested along with a bunch of other gang thugs, but his family is still expecting us to believe their "He's a fine upstanding family man, a practicing christian" crap.
 
2014-06-23 11:25:37 PM  

worlddan: I am clearly not gay (not that there was any doubt) because I cannot for the life of me fathom what is attractive about this person physically. Can some female or gay male explain to me why he is handsome? Or is that like explaining why a joke is funny?


He has the piercing blue eyes eyes of a Siberian husky, pouty pillowy lips, a jaw Michelangelo could use to sculpt marble and a vibe any mother could hate. Yummy.

That said, violent felon, no thanks.
 
2014-06-24 01:25:33 AM  

JuggleGeek: From another article :
Meeks was one of four men taken into custody during Operation Ceasefire, a multiagency mission to curb a recent increase in shootings and robberies in the Weston Ranch area of Stockton, a Northern California city of about 300,000 nestled amid the network of waterways that form the Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta.
Four firearms were confiscated during a sweep Wednesday involving the Stockton police gang unit, the FBI, the U.S. Marshals Task Force and other agencies.
Member of the crips, already a felon, arrested along with a bunch of other gang thugs, but his family is still expecting us to believe their "He's a fine upstanding family man, a practicing christian" crap.


Oh STOCKTON. What a hellhole. That was a rough place when I was a kid, in the 70's. Had a bad reputation.
 
2014-06-24 01:51:49 AM  

cryinoutloud: JuggleGeek: From another article :
Meeks was one of four men taken into custody during Operation Ceasefire, a multiagency mission to curb a recent increase in shootings and robberies in the Weston Ranch area of Stockton, a Northern California city of about 300,000 nestled amid the network of waterways that form the Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta.
Four firearms were confiscated during a sweep Wednesday involving the Stockton police gang unit, the FBI, the U.S. Marshals Task Force and other agencies.
Member of the crips, already a felon, arrested along with a bunch of other gang thugs, but his family is still expecting us to believe their "He's a fine upstanding family man, a practicing christian" crap.

Oh STOCKTON. What a hellhole. That was a rough place when I was a kid, in the 70's. Had a bad reputation.


It's gotten worse.

It's a major shipping point for meth, and is the border for nortenos/surenos, so there's a lot of violence.
 
2014-06-24 09:23:49 AM  

Lord Summerisle: Is... is he black?


He used to be.
 
2014-06-24 12:53:25 PM  
Women that find that man attractive are women I do not want to have anything to do with.
 
2014-06-24 01:17:36 PM  

Profedius: Women that find that man attractive are women I do not want to have anything to do with.


oh don't worry, i doubt they are interested in you either.
 
2014-06-24 03:23:13 PM  

o'really: Profedius: Women that find that man attractive are women I do not want to have anything to do with.

oh don't worry, i doubt they are interested in you either.


The funny thing is that it used to be the type of women I "dated" I grew out of it though.
 
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