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(Nola.com)   Sure, you've been mad when some jerk cuts you off in traffic, but have you ever been "shoot a 10-year old in the face" mad? Or "while your own infant kids are in the car with you" mad? "how about "while on probation for a felony" mad?   (nola.com) divider line 77
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2014-06-23 04:36:28 PM  
New Orleans? Why am I not surprised?
 
2014-06-23 05:52:08 PM  
but have you ever been "shoot a 10-year old in the face" mad?


Occasionally. Usually in a movie theatre.
 
2014-06-23 06:46:21 PM  
Was the 10-year-old in question named Marvin?
 
2014-06-23 08:41:43 PM  
NOLA = Far East Houston.

Expect every driver to be armed. The cops do.
 
2014-06-23 08:41:47 PM  
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
 
2014-06-23 08:43:33 PM  
Anyone else read that as "someone jerks you off in traffic"?
 
2014-06-23 08:44:14 PM  
Neck tattoos.  Just living up to the chart, I guess.

\far too lazy to post said pic right now
 
2014-06-23 08:45:00 PM  

iheartscotch: New Orleans? Why am I not surprised?


New Orleans tag needed?
 
2014-06-23 08:51:25 PM  
10 year old? How the fark would I know? I don't card 'em before I shoot 'em. Who does?
 
2014-06-23 08:52:25 PM  
Another Monday Morning New Orleans rush hour.
 
2014-06-23 08:54:14 PM  
Some people do just need to be put down.  This would be a very good example of that principle.
 
2014-06-23 08:54:47 PM  
Was this the 10 year old in question?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-23 08:54:53 PM  
Was he... Ah. Yes he was.
 
2014-06-23 08:57:57 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: iheartscotch: New Orleans? Why am I not surprised?

New Orleans tag needed?


I think a neck tattoo tag is needed.
 
2014-06-23 08:59:54 PM  
Not sure about mad, but I'd shoot a few dozen 10 year olds in the face to get out of writing my annual review.  If they think there's a problem, maybe they should say something about it, rather than ask me to write up what I think I did right and what I did wrong (3 fully detailed examples of each).

And, of course, an honest answer to the question about how my supervisor can best help me (Please continue your habit of leaving early) would get me fired...
 
2014-06-23 09:04:22 PM  
Hope someone tells his fellow inmates how he likes to shoot 10yr olds in the face.
 
2014-06-23 09:04:26 PM  

iaazathot: Some people do just need to be put down.  This would be a very good example of that principle.


Yep.   This is yet another example of a human being who will never be anything more than a drain on the system.  I'll bet you a dollar he is on welfare and so is his baby mamma and the kids.  God knows how many kids he even has.  He will never hold down a real job or pay taxes.  He will never donate to a charity or give of his time.  He will continually siphon off of the rest of us who get up and go to work every morning and pay our fair share.  Kill him.
 
2014-06-23 09:05:11 PM  

AngryDragon: Anyone else read that as "someone jerks you off in traffic"?


Yes, i was in the paul reubins thread too
 
2014-06-23 09:05:42 PM  
I had a week back in the '80s in which I got fired, evicted, license suspended and girlfriend broke up with me ( really, four consecutive days, though it's probably not in order ). Not my best week; I'm good to go now ;) But yeah, I could see being that pissed if it was latest thing to hit you after a seriously bad week -- but certainly wouldn't freaking shoot someone.
 
2014-06-23 09:05:52 PM  

RatMaster999: Not sure about mad, but I'd shoot a few dozen 10 year olds in the face to get out of writing my annual review.  If they think there's a problem, maybe they should say something about it, rather than ask me to write up what I think I did right and what I did wrong (3 fully detailed examples of each).

And, of course, an honest answer to the question about how my supervisor can best help me (Please continue your habit of leaving early) would get me fired...


Post what you've got so far. Fark is nothing if not full of helpful input.
 
2014-06-23 09:07:45 PM  
imgick.nola.com

He doesn't look 10 to me.
 
2014-06-23 09:09:06 PM  
What a brilliant idea -- have your tattoo put on your torso, so that it'll be available for an employer to review at an instance's notice.
 
2014-06-23 09:09:20 PM  

Big_Doofus: iaazathot: Some people do just need to be put down.  This would be a very good example of that principle.

Yep.   This is yet another example of a human being who will never be anything more than a drain on the system.  I'll bet you a dollar he is on welfare and so is his baby mamma and the kids.  God knows how many kids he even has.  He will never hold down a real job or pay taxes.  He will never donate to a charity or give of his time.  He will continually siphon off of the rest of us who get up and go to work every morning and pay our fair share.  Kill him.


Give him a break, guys, he's only ten.
 
2014-06-23 09:09:28 PM  
Looks like both drivers were being jerks. Shoot one of the other kids to even things out.
 
2014-06-23 09:10:35 PM  
Hey Florida, you gonna leave this unanswered? Time to step up York game.
 
ecl
2014-06-23 09:11:40 PM  

Big_Doofus: iaazathot: Some people do just need to be put down.  This would be a very good example of that principle.

Yep.   This is yet another example of a human being who will never be anything more than a drain on the system.  I'll bet you a dollar he is on welfare and so is his baby mamma and the kids.  God knows how many kids he even has.  He will never hold down a real job or pay taxes.  He will never donate to a charity or give of his time.  He will continually siphon off of the rest of us who get up and go to work every morning and pay our fair share.  Kill him.


Sieg Heil!
 
2014-06-23 09:12:32 PM  

Dragonflew: Forbidden Doughnut: iheartscotch: New Orleans? Why am I not surprised?

New Orleans tag needed?

I think a neck tattoo tag is needed.


Because "Dumbass" isn't really specific enough?
 
2014-06-23 09:13:49 PM  

AngryDragon: Anyone else read that as "someone jerks you off in traffic"?


the shooting the 10 year old in the face suddenly takes on a much darker meaning.
 
2014-06-23 09:15:44 PM  
I don't get why people are so angry, it takes a lot to make me mad.

And no - I'm not rich or living a charmed life.
 
2014-06-23 09:20:44 PM  

Brick-House: Hey Florida, you gonna leave this unanswered? Time to step up York game.


Best Freudian slip EVER.
 
2014-06-23 09:24:30 PM  
"intent to distribute crack cocaine and other traffic violations"

People are distributing crack in traffic now?
 
2014-06-23 09:29:01 PM  

Keys dude: I had a week back in the '80s in which I got fired, evicted, license suspended and girlfriend broke up with me


Had one of those weeks back in 1995.

1.) Got served on a paternity suit (one I knew I'd lose)
2.) Dog ran away
3.) Got fired from my job

/ didn't shoot anyone either
 
2014-06-23 09:30:24 PM  
This bit stands out to me:

As they passed the Clearview Parkway exit, Jackson fired a gun "three or four times" from the middle lane into the Chevrolet, which was traveling in the far left lane, McGregor said.
The driver of the Chevrolet then "rammed" the Acura and pursued Jackson down the Williams Boulevard exit in Kenner, eventually hitting the the Acura a second time at the corner of Williams and Driftwood boulevards, McGregor said.


The guy that got shot at pursued the guy shooting at him?  That takes some farking balls.
 
2014-06-23 09:39:59 PM  
That's strange, he doesn't look like a psycho.
 
2014-06-23 09:42:38 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: 10 year old? How the fark would I know? I don't card 'em before I shoot 'em. Who does?


They don't have IDs at that age... I think you have to cut them in half and count the rings.
 
2014-06-23 09:43:35 PM  
Do unto others as the highway does to you.
 
2014-06-23 09:45:03 PM  

ecl: Big_Doofus: iaazathot: Some people do just need to be put down.  This would be a very good example of that principle.

Yep.   This is yet another example of a human being who will never be anything more than a drain on the system.  I'll bet you a dollar he is on welfare and so is his baby mamma and the kids.  God knows how many kids he even has.  He will never hold down a real job or pay taxes.  He will never donate to a charity or give of his time.  He will continually siphon off of the rest of us who get up and go to work every morning and pay our fair share.  Kill him.

Sieg Heil!


Gee sorry if I offended you delicate sensibilities. You can support this piece of crap. I'd rather not.
 
ecl
2014-06-23 09:45:04 PM  

moeburn: This bit stands out to me:

As they passed the Clearview Parkway exit, Jackson fired a gun "three or four times" from the middle lane into the Chevrolet, which was traveling in the far left lane, McGregor said.
The driver of the Chevrolet then "rammed" the Acura and pursued Jackson down the Williams Boulevard exit in Kenner, eventually hitting the the Acura a second time at the corner of Williams and Driftwood boulevards, McGregor said.
  
The guy that got shot at pursued the guy shooting at him?  That takes some farking balls.


His kid got shot b/c he was angry over someone throwing out a cigarette butt.  He's a dipsh*t.
 
2014-06-23 09:46:15 PM  
What's the "Chicago way"?
 
2014-06-23 09:46:43 PM  

Habeas Porpoise: "intent to distribute crack cocaine and other traffic violations"

People are distributing crack in traffic now?


I'm guessing you've never been to NOLA...
 
2014-06-23 09:50:01 PM  
Add one more dipshiat to our overcrowded prisons.
 
2014-06-23 09:51:20 PM  

Big_Doofus: iaazathot: Some people do just need to be put down.  This would be a very good example of that principle.

Yep.   This is yet another example of a human being who will never be anything more than a drain on the system.  I'll bet you a dollar he is on welfare and so is his baby mamma and the kids.  God knows how many kids he even has.  He will never hold down a real job or pay taxes.  He will never donate to a charity or give of his time.  He will continually siphon off of the rest of us who get up and go to work every morning and pay our fair share.  Kill him.


That's well said !! A total useless dufus !!
 
ecl
2014-06-23 09:51:38 PM  

Big_Doofus: ecl: Big_Doofus: iaazathot: Some people do just need to be put down.  This would be a very good example of that principle.

Yep.   This is yet another example of a human being who will never be anything more than a drain on the system.  I'll bet you a dollar he is on welfare and so is his baby mamma and the kids.  God knows how many kids he even has.  He will never hold down a real job or pay taxes.  He will never donate to a charity or give of his time.  He will continually siphon off of the rest of us who get up and go to work every morning and pay our fair share.  Kill him.

Sieg Heil!

Gee sorry if I offended you delicate sensibilities. You can support this piece of crap. I'd rather not.


www.gsd.harvard.edu
 
2014-06-23 09:53:58 PM  
Pleading the fif.

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-06-23 09:59:37 PM  

ecl: moeburn: This bit stands out to me:

As they passed the Clearview Parkway exit, Jackson fired a gun "three or four times" from the middle lane into the Chevrolet, which was traveling in the far left lane, McGregor said.
The driver of the Chevrolet then "rammed" the Acura and pursued Jackson down the Williams Boulevard exit in Kenner, eventually hitting the the Acura a second time at the corner of Williams and Driftwood boulevards, McGregor said.
  
The guy that got shot at pursued the guy shooting at him?  That takes some farking balls.

His kid got shot b/c he was angry over someone throwing out a cigarette butt.  He's a dipsh*t.


He didn't have a kid.  The kid that got shot was an innocent bystander in a 3rd car.
 
2014-06-23 10:06:26 PM  

ecl: moeburn: This bit stands out to me:

As they passed the Clearview Parkway exit, Jackson fired a gun "three or four times" from the middle lane into the Chevrolet, which was traveling in the far left lane, McGregor said.
The driver of the Chevrolet then "rammed" the Acura and pursued Jackson down the Williams Boulevard exit in Kenner, eventually hitting the the Acura a second time at the corner of Williams and Driftwood boulevards, McGregor said.
  
The guy that got shot at pursued the guy shooting at him?  That takes some farking balls.

His kid got shot b/c he was angry over someone throwing out a cigarette butt.  He's a dipsh*t.


These anti-smoking nuts are out of their minds.

I wonder if stand your ground applies when you are in a motor vehicle? Do you have the obligation to flee an attacker or can you ram them?
 
2014-06-23 10:06:45 PM  
FTFA: Jackson was charged with aggravated criminal damage to property, attempted second degree murder, illegal possession of a firearm by a felon, illegal carrying of weapons and possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine and other traffic violations.

He sounds nice.
 
2014-06-23 10:07:27 PM  

RatMaster999: Not sure about mad, but I'd shoot a few dozen 10 year olds in the face to get out of writing my annual review.  If they think there's a problem, maybe they should say something about it, rather than ask me to write up what I think I did right and what I did wrong (3 fully detailed examples of each).

And, of course, an honest answer to the question about how my supervisor can best help me (Please continue your habit of leaving early) would get me fired...


What you did wrong:

1. Stayed late too often, missing out on your personal life
2. Did not get involved enough in offering emotional support to your co-workers
3. Blah blah something about health, exercise or diet

Any answers other than that sort for "what I did wrong" is just giving your boss reasons to fire you. Only fools testify against themselves.
 
2014-06-23 10:08:03 PM  

angrycrank: FTFA: Jackson was charged with aggravated criminal damage to property, attempted second degree murder, illegal possession of a firearm by a felon, illegal carrying of weapons and possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine and other traffic violations.

He sounds nice.


He's just misunderstood.
 
2014-06-23 10:08:54 PM  
Just how did this felon get his hands on a firearm?
 
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