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(Metro)   "Sake?... what's f***'s sake?" (Warning: language is not safe for work)   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-06-23 11:13:22 AM  
How unprofessional.
 
2014-06-23 11:27:54 AM  
Did  Subby the The?
 
2014-06-23 01:16:55 PM  
You just watch your mouth young man!
 
2014-06-23 01:53:28 PM  
Unfarkingbelievably hilarious.
 
2014-06-23 02:30:29 PM  
 
2014-06-23 02:43:04 PM  
I f**king live it.
 
2014-06-23 02:50:32 PM  
media3.s-nbcnews.com
 
2014-06-23 03:14:45 PM  

RatMaster999: Oblig: Usage of the F Word


I see that and raise.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7Vj3GMd1M

/I swear that one is not ponies.  But it is, of course, full of Englishmen practicing profanity.
 
2014-06-23 04:33:35 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Unfarkingbelievably hilarious.


indeed.
 
2014-06-23 05:33:56 PM  
CSB:  I was at some scientific meetings where a foreign grad student had been taught "colloquial" English by his fellow students.  What they failed to teach him was anything about appropriate settings in which to use said words.  It was the most amusing paper on plant physiology that I've ever attended:  "and in this farking  slide, we can see the effects ...."
 
2014-06-23 05:45:59 PM  
Good job, moran. Because what we really need is more people speaking English who swear like idiots. I mean, there really aren't enough already.
 
2014-06-23 05:53:54 PM  

Iplaybass: Good job, moran. Because what we really need is more people speaking English who swear like idiots. I mean, there really aren't enough already.


F*ck you.
 
2014-06-23 06:01:41 PM  

gopher321: Iplaybass: Good job, moran. Because what we really need is more people speaking English who swear like idiots. I mean, there really aren't enough already.

F*ck you.


At least you learned quickly.
 
2014-06-23 07:32:04 PM  

gopher321: Iplaybass: Good job, moran. Because what we really need is more people speaking English who swear like idiots. I mean, there really aren't enough already.

F*ck you.


fark you, you farking farker.
 
2014-06-23 07:53:17 PM  

Iplaybass: Good job, moran. Because what we really need is more people speaking English who swear like idiots. I mean, there really aren't enough already.


Motherfarker, you farking missed the farking point! It's about having farking fun, for fark's sake! (BTW, I'm from Jersey, this is my farking homeland farking language, know what I farking mean, motherfarker?) :)
 
2014-06-23 10:58:03 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Iplaybass: Good job, moran. Because what we really need is more people speaking English who swear like idiots. I mean, there really aren't enough already.

Motherfarker, you farking missed the farking point! It's about having farking fun, for fark's sake! (BTW, I'm from Jersey, this is my farking homeland farking language, know what I farking mean, motherfarker?) :)


Shut your farking face uncle farker
You're a cock sarking ass larking uncle farker
You're an uncle farker yes its true.
No body farks uncles quite like you
 
2014-06-24 12:40:33 AM  
I worked with some H1B (Dutch, German, Central & South American) folks that were taking a English language cursing class. I'd call with a question or update and they would always ask for help with their home work. It was pretty fun.
Don't use any term that you can't explain in a conversation with someone learning English. I had no idea what a monkey wrench was.
 
2014-06-24 12:44:46 AM  
Fark it, the farking farker has farked it, for fark's sake.
 
2014-06-24 12:53:34 AM  

Gough: CSB:  I was at some scientific meetings where a foreign grad student had been taught "colloquial" English by his fellow students.  What they failed to teach him was anything about appropriate settings in which to use said words.  It was the most amusing paper on plant physiology that I've ever attended:  "and in this farking  slide, we can see the effects ...."


Are you kidding, "misteaching" colloquialisms has been a hilarious setup since ever.
Try watching the Cheech and Chong movie where Cheech teaches Chong what "pendejo" means, for example.
 
2014-06-24 06:54:14 AM  
2 things:

"the hell they are not your whales"

and

www.dvdizzy.com


That is all.
 
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