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(USA Today)   Michelle Wie simultaneous wins the US Open, and the LPGA Shortest Shorts and Dat Ass titles   (usatoday.com) divider line 236
    More: Spiffy, Michelle Wie, Keegan Bradley, Rickie Fowler, bogey, LPGA, major championships  
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2014-06-23 09:55:10 AM  
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2014-06-23 10:02:56 AM  
While Ms. Wie's posterior is quite lovely, it does not qualify for "Dat Ass" status.
 
2014-06-23 10:05:55 AM  
Aren't women golfers offended that they need their own league?
I mean, I'd be insulted if I were told I wasn't good enough to compete in the real league.

Offended enough to not participate.
 
2014-06-23 10:16:32 AM  
Those shorts really aren't short.

What short shorts might look like:
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2014-06-23 10:30:03 AM  
I'd 3-putt that green, if you know what I mean, and I'm not sure you do.

If she rates your performance "below par", is that good or bad?
 
2014-06-23 10:57:59 AM  
She does have an absolutely fantastic figure.

But if life has taught me anything pining for WPGA golfers is about as time effective as getting tickets to an Indigo Girls concert because you heard a lot of chicks would be there.

This will only end in heartache and tears.
 
2014-06-23 11:24:03 AM  
She got out from under her father's thumb. He was an insufferable asshole who insisted on being her coach and caddy, and ruined her game for a long time.
 
2014-06-23 11:33:46 AM  
Dude, she's.... 24?!!?

Damn, I'm old.
 
2014-06-23 11:34:19 AM  

brap: She does have an absolutely fantastic figure.

But if life has taught me anything pining for W LPGA golfers is about as time effective as getting tickets to an Indigo Girls concert because you heard a lot of chicks would be there.

This will only end in heartache and tears.


FTFY
 
2014-06-23 11:37:06 AM  
Huh, a couple days ago, someone here said she hadn't done anything. I guess Fark motivated her.
 
2014-06-23 11:40:48 AM  
Wie are the champion.
 
2014-06-23 11:41:12 AM  

Gecko Gingrich: While Ms. Wie's posterior is quite lovely, it does not qualify for "Dat Ass" status.


The gentleman above you begs to differ.
 
2014-06-23 11:43:34 AM  

Earguy: She got out from under her father's thumb. He was an insufferable asshole who insisted on being her coach and caddy, and ruined her game for a long time.


umm, she has had 9 different caddies since her father stopped.

Wie has employed at least nine caddies since her father stopped caddying for her in 2004. She created controversy when, after finishing tied for 26th at the 2006 British Open, her caddie Greg Johnston was fired over the phone by Wie's then-agent Ross Berlin. Johnston said he was "surprised and disappointed" at the firing and at the fact that "no one named Wie gave me the news."Wie employed several other professional caddies after Johnston, and also returned to using her father for the remainder of the 2007 season, parting ways with caddie David Clarke after she missed the cut at that year's British Open. For much of 2009, Wie used on-loan caddy Patrick Tarrant, who worked for then-injured PGA pro; however, at the end of that year but prior to her first LPGA victory, Tarrant recommended that she work with his friend Brendan Woolley, who has continued as her exclusive caddy through the 2010 season.
 
2014-06-23 11:44:19 AM  
If I didn't already suffer from yellow fever, i would now.
 
2014-06-23 11:44:34 AM  

JusticeandIndependence: W LPGA golfers
FTFY


Go ahead and be a leg man if you want.  I focus on the W.
 
2014-06-23 11:45:53 AM  

slayer199: Those shorts really aren't short.

What short shorts might look like:
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because i am sure the LPGA tour would allow her to wear those.
 
2014-06-23 11:46:40 AM  
She needs to stop taking noassatall pills and metabatitties.
 
2014-06-23 11:48:42 AM  
Ooh Michele Wie, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?
 
2014-06-23 11:49:35 AM  
golf is pretty lacking in hot women.  i'd probably watch more if they had some slammin' ass hotties but they don't.

maybe it is because big boobs interfere with the golf swing....
 
2014-06-23 11:51:46 AM  

rickythepenguin: golf is pretty lacking in hot women.  i'd probably watch more if they had some slammin' ass hotties but they don't.

maybe it is because big boobs interfere with the golf swing....


Is that you, Fuzzy Zoeller? Or was it someone else?
 
2014-06-23 11:55:16 AM  
Read the headline as "Dat Ass tities".
 
2014-06-23 11:56:10 AM  

rickythepenguin: golf is pretty lacking in hot women.  i'd probably watch more if they had some slammin' ass hotties but they don't.

maybe it is because big boobs interfere with the golf swing....


wah?

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2014-06-23 11:59:13 AM  

fatalvenom: Read the headline as "Dat Ass tities".


Me too. But since that makes no sense I reread it until it did
 
2014-06-23 11:59:33 AM  

slayer199: Those shorts really aren't short.

What short shorts might look like:
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Lemmy agrees.

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2014-06-23 12:02:13 PM  
I only care about two if those things.
 
2014-06-23 12:02:39 PM  

Magorn: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 680x510]
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WHAR ASS?! WHAR?!!!
 
2014-06-23 12:02:46 PM  
Gentlemen, you should be ashamed of yourself, here is a professional ATHLETE who just happens to be a woman and instead of celebrating her professional accomplishments all you do is objectify her and her....*clicks link* ....Hellllooooo NURSE!
 
2014-06-23 12:10:38 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Is that you, Fuzzy Zoeller? Or was it someone else?


i think gary mccord?  the guy that got fired from Master's for saying the greens were "bikini waxed", which offended Augusta National.  gary something.


JusticeandIndependence: wah?


yeah, i said "golf is pretty lacking", not "there are no slampieces in golf".  you posted 5-6 pictures (and Lorena isn't even that hot) and there's what, 150 on the tour?  nto a great batting average.  proving my point.
 
2014-06-23 12:12:03 PM  
I'm more of a Paula Creamer kind of guy. I would throw her one thou
 
2014-06-23 12:20:43 PM  

slayer199: Those shorts really aren't short.

What short shorts might look like:
[c1.staticflickr.com image 425x640]


I am not sure I understand your definition of "Short shorts".
If possible, could you perhaps provide more examples so as to help me get a better sense of the encompassing scope of what that would entail...   please?

/just looking for a better understanding as understanding is how we make the world a better place for everyone
//
 
2014-06-23 12:21:08 PM  
 I was at Pinehurst on Saturday, and can safely say that she is hotter in person.
 
2014-06-23 12:25:24 PM  
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2014-06-23 12:28:15 PM  
That is a lovely young lady
 
2014-06-23 12:29:17 PM  

ArkAngel: [img003.lazygirls.info image 594x566]


mmm....kinesiotape.  that's fuggen hot.
 
2014-06-23 12:30:19 PM  

ArkAngel:


What's with the giant bandages?
 
2014-06-23 12:30:46 PM  

rickythepenguin: HaywoodJablonski: Is that you, Fuzzy Zoeller? Or was it someone else?

i think gary mccord?  the guy that got fired from Master's for saying the greens were "bikini waxed", which offended Augusta National.  gary something.


JusticeandIndependence: wah?

yeah, i said "golf is pretty lacking", not "there are no slampieces in golf".  you posted 5-6 pictures (and Lorena isn't even that hot) and there's what, 150 on the tour?  nto a great batting average.  proving my point.


IIRC McCord did say the Masters greens were bikini waxed and was banned from covering The Masters, but I think it was Ben Wright who said the women couldn't hit around their boobs.  He was also banned from from CBS's coverage in the US.  I don't know if he was picked up by an overseas network
 
2014-06-23 12:34:45 PM  
I'll just leave this here.
 
2014-06-23 12:37:37 PM  
OHMYGOD attractive people play sports! I can't believe it! Forget their accomplishments, look at how they make me have a boner! It's amazing!
 
2014-06-23 12:40:06 PM  
Everything I needed to know about women's "professional" sports I learned when Michelle Wie made the cut for an LPGA event at 13.
 
2014-06-23 12:40:51 PM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: What's with the giant bandages?


kinesiotape.  see it in sports a lot.  my wife is a physical therapist so whenever she sees it she gets all excited and points it out.  lots of world cup players using it.

it is like, if you're having trouble with a muscle group, it limits the motion in the muscle.  think of it like a knee brace with with adhesive instead of neoprene and metal.
 
2014-06-23 12:43:33 PM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: ArkAngel:

What's with the giant bandages?


It's the latest "magic beans" athletic performance fad. You'll see them on lots of players at the World Cup and, I wouldn't be surprised, at Wimbledon this week. It's called kinesiology tape, and its actually been around for a long time, and its supposed to support muscles and/or reduce pain. In reality, its major benefit in the context of athletic competition is probably psychological (especially when its use is self-diagnosed and self-applied).
 
2014-06-23 12:45:39 PM  

rickythepenguin: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: What's with the giant bandages?

kinesiotape.  see it in sports a lot.  my wife is a physical therapist so whenever she sees it she gets all excited and points it out.  lots of world cup players using it.

it is like, if you're having trouble with a muscle group, it limits the motion in the muscle.  think of it like a knee brace with with adhesive instead of neoprene and metal.


Thanks. I was thinking she might had to cover leg tattoos.
 
2014-06-23 12:47:56 PM  

PluckYew: rickythepenguin: HaywoodJablonski: Is that you, Fuzzy Zoeller? Or was it someone else?

i think gary mccord?  the guy that got fired from Master's for saying the greens were "bikini waxed", which offended Augusta National.  gary something.


JusticeandIndependence: wah?

yeah, i said "golf is pretty lacking", not "there are no slampieces in golf".  you posted 5-6 pictures (and Lorena isn't even that hot) and there's what, 150 on the tour?  nto a great batting average.  proving my point.

IIRC McCord did say the Masters greens were bikini waxed and was banned from covering The Masters, but I think it was Ben Wright who said the women couldn't hit around their boobs.  He was also banned from from CBS's coverage in the US.  I don't know if he was picked up by an overseas network


Right you are! Ben Wright was suspended for speaking truth to power
 
2014-06-23 12:49:14 PM  

Di Atribe: OHMYGOD attractive people play sports! I can't believe it! Forget their accomplishments, look at how they make me have a boner! It's amazing!


Said without even a hint of irony, hmm? ;)
 
2014-06-23 12:52:15 PM  
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2014-06-23 12:55:58 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Di Atribe: OHMYGOD attractive people play sports! I can't believe it! Forget their accomplishments, look at how they make me have a boner! It's amazing!

Said without even a hint of irony, hmm? ;)


I'm guessing she's the wallflower type that hates the pretty gals.
 
2014-06-23 12:56:26 PM  

Di Atribe: OHMYGOD attractive people play sports! I can't believe it! Forget their accomplishments, look at how they make me have a boner! It's amazing!


From the lady who knows nothing about football beyond Tony Romo's ass.


/runs
 
2014-06-23 01:00:03 PM  

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Yeah, i'd spray her up too but not with champagne.
 
2014-06-23 01:04:36 PM  

rickythepenguin: DjangoStonereaver: Posted without comment:

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Yeah, i'd spray her up too but not with champagne.


Sparkling wine?
 
2014-06-23 01:06:57 PM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: HaywoodJablonski: Di Atribe: OHMYGOD attractive people play sports! I can't believe it! Forget their accomplishments, look at how they make me have a boner! It's amazing!

Said without even a hint of irony, hmm? ;)

I'm guessing she's the wallflower type that hates the pretty gals.


So I can't point out how degrading you all are being without being jealous? I'm not jealous of Michelle Wie getting attention. I'm disappointed in the type of attention she's getting. Yes, she's very pretty, but that has nothing to do with what she accomplished this weekend. Reducing her to "dat ass" after she just won a big tournament is incredibly insulting to her.

And I'm anything but a wallflower. You must be new here.
 
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