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(SeattlePI)   One injured after porta-potty explodes. Bystanders say it looked like some scary shiat   (seattlepi.com) divider line 46
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2014-06-23 05:24:39 PM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2014-06-23 05:51:45 PM
There goes Mexico's space program.
 
2014-06-23 06:06:47 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

One of the explosive devices in question?
 
2014-06-23 07:25:30 PM
Holy crap!
 
2014-06-23 08:16:35 PM

Demetrius: Holey crapper!


FTFY.
 
2014-06-23 08:36:01 PM
"The victim was visiting from Spokeane and was treated for a bloody head"

You just know that poor bastard flew off the seat like a bottle rocket when that boom went off.
 
2014-06-23 08:45:55 PM
I might take a leak in a port-a-potty if I was desperate enough, and after taking enough of a breath before entering to allow me to hold my breath while I was in there.  But i'd rather shiat my pants than take a dump in one.
 
2014-06-23 11:31:32 PM
I had the blue water splash on my anus. It was remarkable.
 
2014-06-23 11:37:19 PM
My sister has Crohn's. I don't care how desperate I am, I will not, NEVER, go into a bathroom after her. Especially after she has chowed down on some fried food and/or burritos.

/I regret ever introducing her to Chinese food
//the horror
///hehehe her husband still hasn't forgiven me for the Truck Incident
 
2014-06-23 11:38:06 PM
I guess they were...

*puts on sunglasses*

scattered.

/YEAHHHHHH
 
2014-06-23 11:41:00 PM
How much does this put the Mexican space program back?
/Butthurt much?
//Google Mexican space shuttle.
 
2014-06-23 11:41:07 PM

ElLoco: "The victim was visiting from Spokeane and was treated for a bloody head"

You just know that poor bastard flew off the seat like a bottle rocket when that boom went off.


Better a bloody head than bloody piles.
 
2014-06-23 11:41:36 PM

Anastacya: My sister has Crohn's. I don't care how desperate I am, I will not, NEVER, go into a bathroom after her. Especially after she has chowed down on some fried food and/or burritos.

/I regret ever introducing her to Chinese food
//the horror
///hehehe her husband still hasn't forgiven me for the Truck Incident


EVER*

Sorry, the horror of what she is capable of renders my grammar capabilities moot.
 
2014-06-23 11:42:37 PM
Mentos, the shiat maker.
 
2014-06-23 11:43:23 PM
Isn't Scary Shiat David Beckham's wife?
 
2014-06-23 11:44:52 PM
www.clickypix.com
 
2014-06-23 11:48:21 PM

jake_lex: I might take a leak in a port-a-potty if I was desperate enough, and after taking enough of a breath before entering to allow me to hold my breath while I was in there.  But i'd rather shiat my pants than take a dump in one.


That's my MO with portalets, but the last one I was in I pissed into the urinal side and noticed nothing was flowing.

Glanced at the cistern and it was thisclose to overflowing with visible solids.

I'd rather piss on a dumpster in an alley and risk the ticket.
 
2014-06-23 11:50:27 PM
Gross. Just, gross. But it could be worse, like a press release in D.C. from any branch. You know you are about to have feces sprayed on you and it's your job to take pokes and make them spray more yet.

Porta-potties, worse than even highway rest stops. Not. Worth. It.

So gross, even when not exploding and splattering crap and urine all over you from other people.

Gross.
 
2014-06-23 11:51:09 PM

SpinStopper: Isn't Scary Shiat David Beckham's wife?


That's the one Eddie Murphy knocked up....
 
2014-06-23 11:52:14 PM
Sounds like some teens discovered the old dry ice in a soda bottle trick.
 
2014-06-23 11:52:15 PM
"One hell of a fart there, ma'am"
 
2014-06-23 11:52:29 PM

ElLoco: "The victim was visiting from Spokeane and was treated for a bloody head"

You just know that poor bastard flew off the seat like a bottle rocket when that boom went off.


image.haha.mx

Beats being strapped in while the porta potty flies off like a bottle rocket.
 
2014-06-23 11:53:07 PM

FloridaFarkTag: SpinStopper: Isn't Scary Shiat David Beckham's wife?

That's the one Eddie Murphy knocked up....


You can knock up a transvestite?
 
2014-06-23 11:53:18 PM
reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-06-24 12:02:07 AM

Tom_Slick: Sounds like some teens discovered the old dry ice in a soda bottle trick.


Or the Works drain cleaner and tin foil trick.  Or the MRE heater and water trick.

/got bored often in the Army
 
2014-06-24 12:02:27 AM
In Oregon, diarrhea explodes YOU.
 
2014-06-24 12:03:39 AM
Yeah, you're gonna wanna get a few shots.
 
2014-06-24 12:05:43 AM
She's lucky. That's too close to Beaverton for comfort.
 
2014-06-24 12:12:35 AM
People are setting off fireworks somewhere nearby this very second, for some reason.

/Tigard
 
2014-06-24 12:16:20 AM

cgraves67: She's lucky. That's too close to Beaverton for comfort.


Too close to Beaver Town?
 
2014-06-24 12:19:24 AM
I liked her quote on the local news: "It hurt."
 
2014-06-24 12:42:51 AM

jake_lex: I might take a leak in a port-a-potty if I was desperate enough, and after taking enough of a breath before entering to allow me to hold my breath while I was in there.  But i'd rather shiat my pants than take a dump in one.


I have been working in heavy industrial construction since I was a teenager. The stories involving roach coaches and port-a-pottys are numerous.

Last winter I had to use one when it was -20 degrees outside. This was at a billion dollar BP refinery project. It was towards the end of a multi-year project and it was my first time being there. I thought everyone was bullshiatting me when they told me contractors had no proper restrooms.

There have also been a few occasions where I used the bathroom in a 5 gallon bucket because there was no running water in buildings. Wiping your ass with your t-shirt is not ideal. Carrying a pocket knife has its advantages.
 
2014-06-24 12:45:52 AM

merrillvillain: There have also been a few occasions where I used the bathroom in a 5 gallon bucket because there was no running water in buildings. Wiping your ass with your t-shirt is not ideal. Carrying a pocket knife three shells has its advantages.

 
2014-06-24 12:58:19 AM
Shiatters broke.
 
2014-06-24 01:01:14 AM
reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-06-24 01:02:36 AM
"One woman was hurt by the first explosion inside a porta-potty"

Man, she must must have been p*ssed !
 
2014-06-24 01:19:11 AM
A blue wave of death.

/went to a three day reggae festival once, it was well worth staying up all night to be the first in line after the honey buckets were cleaned by the service trucks.
//csb
 
2014-06-24 01:23:51 AM
Came for Ace Ventura, leaving feeling empty inside.
 
2014-06-24 02:51:28 AM
And only a few days late on this
 
2014-06-24 02:55:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxSKmtHJ5lo

ive always wondered about the authenticity of this one.  hell funny if so.
 
2014-06-24 04:26:11 AM
Once, I was on a big job at a refinery.  12 hour shifts.  Lines of porta potties.

One day the porta potty maintenance truck failed to show up.  The problem wasn't overflowing, it was running out of TP.

Yes, I found myself grasping cardboard at the critical moment.

Being the prepared person I am, I had a pocket pack of tissues in my pocket, and so solved my own immediate need.

Being the nice person I am, I ripped the cardboard tube from its holder, took my Sharpie pen and duct tape (standard issue Nomex refinery coveralls have quite voluminous pockets), and wrote a sign that said "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER", so as to give the next guy fair warning.

Being the bastard that I am, I stuck it on the inside of the porta potty.  Between the door and the wall.

/future ones I stuck to the outside of the door.  Just that first one.
 
2014-06-24 08:32:01 AM

CJHardin: Tom_Slick: Sounds like some teens discovered the old dry ice in a soda bottle trick.

Or the Works drain cleaner and tin foil trick.  Or the MRE heater and water trick.

/got bored often in the Army


In Iraq, we would drop a large rock down the vent tube when we knew someone was in there shiatting. There would be a loud *sploosh* and much cussing. It was known as 'giving someone a case of the blue ass'

Putting in CCTV during a hotel construction, we would drop ground blasters (little tiny fire crackers that had waterproof fuses and made a very big boom for the size. Also $1 for 100) down the tubes. A co worker heard the lighter outside and the fuze hissing, and came running out, with pants around the ankles just before the inside of the potty got coated with blue chunks. There were some pissed off Mexicans later that day who went to use the potties after their 10am break for huevos rancheros  with salsa and found them looking like someone who hate huevos rancheros had already been there.
 
2014-06-24 08:43:25 AM

MythDragon: CJHardin: Tom_Slick: Sounds like some teens discovered the old dry ice in a soda bottle trick.

Or the Works drain cleaner and tin foil trick.  Or the MRE heater and water trick.

/got bored often in the Army

In Iraq, we would drop a large rock down the vent tube when we knew someone was in there shiatting. There would be a loud *sploosh* and much cussing. It was known as 'giving someone a case of the blue ass'

Putting in CCTV during a hotel construction, we would drop ground blasters (little tiny fire crackers that had waterproof fuses and made a very big boom for the size. Also $1 for 100) down the tubes. A co worker heard the lighter outside and the fuze hissing, and came running out, with pants around the ankles just before the inside of the potty got coated with blue chunks. There were some pissed off Mexicans later that day who went to use the potties after their 10am break for huevos rancheros  with salsa and found them looking like someone who hate huevos rancheros had already been there.


Hehe, we called it something similar, giving someone a case of the blues. A case of the shiats was called "a monsoon in the blue lagoon".
 
2014-06-24 08:44:46 AM
A poo monsoon in the blue lagoon that is.
 
2014-06-24 10:38:53 AM
www.cmdistro.com
 
2014-06-24 12:58:41 PM

Anastacya: r
///hehehe her husband still hasn't forgiven me for the Truck Incident


[ROLLS EYES]

Okay, all together now, "What's the 'truck incident' Anastacya?"

Sigh.
 
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