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2014-06-23 08:55:05 AM  
I've seen very few vaginas, so I never take one for granite.
 
2014-06-23 08:57:34 AM  

SPLAMM: He would have driven drove out of there if he could have found his car.

/FTFY

 
2014-06-23 09:01:50 AM  

nickdaisy: He filled that thing up pretty well for an Asian guy.


Well done.
 
2014-06-23 09:03:32 AM  
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2014-06-23 09:06:35 AM  
A grainte vagina I wouldn't mind getting stuck in.

media.telemundodenver.com
 
2014-06-23 09:17:25 AM  

slayer199: [i2.photobucket.com image 850x403]
/too obscure


Not at all, it's still echoing.
 
2014-06-23 09:24:02 AM  
Sculptural Episiotomy is the name of my Kajagoogoo tribute band.
 
2014-06-23 09:29:07 AM  

OgreMagi: At first I thought someone had hooked up with my ex.


Stone cold Ex; both 1 and 2... Weust have married/divorced twins...

/now searching for the 3rd ex Mrs Swampie
//rent a little local talent now and again to keep both feet in the game
/// love me some Prague Pro Ladies, when I travel big...
/V time to try the Russian gals in Sharm el Shiek
 
2014-06-23 09:29:43 AM  

JPINFV: feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.

They are not, however once he passes the labia he is in the vagina. As such, the sculpture is of both the vagina and the vulva and since his foot is wedged a good distance inside, I would have to argue that he was actually stuck in the vagina.

/Doctor
//Real doctor, not just a fark doctor.
///God, it does feel good to say that... starting residency tomorrow.
//STAY OUT OF TEACHING HOSPITALS IN JULY.
/July is coming.


Hey Doc, whenever I raise my arm above my shoulder, it hurts. What do you recommend?
 
2014-06-23 09:31:32 AM  

slayer199: [i2.photobucket.com image 850x403]
/too obscure


"Why'd ya say it twice?"
 
2014-06-23 09:54:52 AM  

sbchamp: slayer199: [i2.photobucket.com image 850x403]
/too obscure

"Why'd ya say it twice?"


"I said 'I didn't'".
 
2014-06-23 10:07:01 AM  
Was it Miley Cyrus?
 
2014-06-23 10:07:14 AM  
Someone has to make the "vulva" point every time...

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-06-23 10:12:09 AM  
Stupid Twat. If you're going to just push your way in  in a big hurry always use lube.
 
2014-06-23 11:33:23 AM  
Let me guess - they doused him in cold water until shrinkage occurred.
 
2014-06-23 11:42:05 AM  
blog.chili-tv.it
What a Stone vagina might look like.
 
2014-06-23 11:51:43 AM  
marriage is marriage
 
2014-06-23 12:10:47 PM  
Needs more lube.
 
2014-06-23 12:17:29 PM  
Student gets stuck in giant stone vagina


Oh, I see he found my ex-wife.

/b'dum-tish!
 
2014-06-23 12:41:39 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Someone has to make the "vulva" point every time...

[www.quickmeme.com image 264x197]


Although in this case, the fact that it wasn't shallow meant that "vagina" may have been appropriate.

But, in general, HOW DARE PEOPLE TRY TO USE THE RIGHT WORD FOR THINGS!
 
2014-06-23 12:46:00 PM  
JPINFV:

/Doctor
//Real doctor, not just a fark doctor.
///God, it does feel good to say that... starting residency tomorrow.
//STAY OUT OF TEACHING HOSPITALS IN JULY.
/July is coming.


In all seriousness, congratulations.

In almost as much seriousness, I'm sure you're looking forward to your next sleep some time in October... 2016.
 
2014-06-23 01:00:04 PM  
I didn't realize the Xwife was still trolling college campuses.

I thought she was going after inner city high schoolers.
 
2014-06-23 01:19:12 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Clearly the 'artist' has never seen a real vagina.


FTFA: The sculpture, by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara [...]

Maybe it's a Llama vagina...
 
2014-06-23 01:22:18 PM  
http://monsterbook.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Amigara.pngReally, Fark? Really? No one has posted this?
 
2014-06-23 01:59:30 PM  
"You're full of beans and so is your old man!"
 
2014-06-23 02:01:41 PM  

fappomatic: JPINFV: feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.

They are not, however once he passes the labia he is in the vagina. As such, the sculpture is of both the vagina and the vulva and since his foot is wedged a good distance inside, I would have to argue that he was actually stuck in the vagina.

/Doctor
//Real doctor, not just a fark doctor.
///God, it does feel good to say that... starting residency tomorrow.
//STAY OUT OF TEACHING HOSPITALS IN JULY.
/July is coming.

Hey Doc, whenever I raise my arm above my shoulder, it hurts. What do you recommend?


Less NSDAP meetings.
 
2014-06-23 02:13:24 PM  
Student #1: "You're full of beans and so is your old man!"
Student #2: "Oh Yeah?"
Student #1: "Yeah!"
Student #2: "Says who?"
Student #1: "Says me!"
Student #2: "Oh Yeah?"
Student #1: "Yeah!"
Student #2: "Well I double dare you!"

The exact exchange and nuance of phrase in this ritual is very important.

Student #1: "Are you kidding?... Go inside that stone vagina?... That's dumb!"
Student #2: "That's 'cause you know you will get stuck!"
Student #1: "You're full of it!"
Student #2: "Oh Yeah?"
Student #1: "Yeah!"
Student #2: "Well I DOUBLE dog dare you!"

Now it was serious!... A DOUBLE dog dare!... What else was left but a TRIPLE dare you!... and finally, the coup de grâce  of all dares... the sinister TRIPLE DOG dare!

Student #1: "This guy's really dumb!"
Student #2: "I TRIPLE DOG dare you!"

Student #2 created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the TRIPLE dare and going right for the throat!

Student #1: "All right... All right!"
 
2014-06-23 02:32:22 PM  
I fell in to a giant stone vagina
it went down, down down
something something China

/and it burned, burned, burned
//that stone vagina
///that stone vagina
 
2014-06-23 03:31:43 PM  

JPINFV: feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.

They are not, however once he passes the labia he is in the vagina. As such, the sculpture is of both the vagina and the vulva and since his foot is wedged a good distance inside, I would have to argue that he was actually stuck in the vagina.

/Doctor
//Real doctor, not just a fark doctor.
///God, it does feel good to say that... starting residency tomorrow.
//STAY OUT OF TEACHING HOSPITALS IN JULY.
/July is coming.


I see you've never placed a urinary catheter in a female patient.
 
2014-06-23 03:39:05 PM  

SkunkWorx: JPINFV:

/Doctor
//Real doctor, not just a fark doctor.
///God, it does feel good to say that... starting residency tomorrow.
//STAY OUT OF TEACHING HOSPITALS IN JULY.
/July is coming.

In all seriousness, congratulations.

In almost as much seriousness, I'm sure you're looking forward to your next sleep some time in October... 2016.


Well, I start on surgery and the running joke is, "It's not that we're not allowed to work over 80 hours a week and over 16 hours straight (intern hour limits), we just can't log more than 80 hours/wk and 16 hours straight."
 
2014-06-23 03:41:32 PM  

feckingmorons: JPINFV: feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.

They are not, however once he passes the labia he is in the vagina. As such, the sculpture is of both the vagina and the vulva and since his foot is wedged a good distance inside, I would have to argue that he was actually stuck in the vagina.

/Doctor
//Real doctor, not just a fark doctor.
///God, it does feel good to say that... starting residency tomorrow.
//STAY OUT OF TEACHING HOSPITALS IN JULY.
/July is coming.

I see you've never placed a urinary catheter in a female patient.


The urethra wouldn't be 3-4 feet back if everything became proportional (given how far the guy is stuck inside the sculpture).
 
2014-06-23 04:36:10 PM  

JPINFV: /Doctor
//Real doctor, not just a fark doctor.
///God, it does feel good to say that... starting residency tomorrow.
//STAY OUT OF TEACHING HOSPITALS IN JULY.
/July is coming.


Congrats, Doc.

And thanks for not becoming a lawyer.
 
2014-06-23 08:13:28 PM  
Petrovaginismus is no laughing matter, people.

OK, it is.  It really is....
 
2014-06-24 09:46:59 AM  

Brick-House: A grainte vagina I wouldn't mind getting stuck in.

[media.telemundodenver.com image 606x466]


I know, studman-like typing, but you can count her freaking ribs through her skin!  It's not even an exaggeration!
 
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