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2014-06-23 12:06:23 AM
Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.
 
2014-06-23 01:05:38 AM
He filled that thing up pretty well for an Asian guy.
 
2014-06-23 01:08:24 AM

feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-23 01:14:09 AM
I almost submitted this article with the exact same headline,   so I'm really getting a kick ...
 
2014-06-23 01:16:59 AM
He would have drove out of there if he could have found his car.
 
2014-06-23 01:17:41 AM
So... *he's* the man in the boat?!
 
2014-06-23 01:18:47 AM
38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-23 01:19:01 AM
I love that there were 22 responders.

Two to actually help and the other 20 to laugh.
 
2014-06-23 01:19:37 AM
life-sized octomom monument?
 
2014-06-23 01:20:10 AM
Firefighters had to be called in to deliver the man, head-first, to safety

Well-played!
 
2014-06-23 01:20:54 AM
A much cleaner ending to Braindead.
 
2014-06-23 01:21:09 AM
i457.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-23 01:23:48 AM
It's a long night. I read that as "contains Confucius pics"
 
2014-06-23 01:24:32 AM

feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.


They are not, however once he passes the labia he is in the vagina. As such, the sculpture is of both the vagina and the vulva and since his foot is wedged a good distance inside, I would have to argue that he was actually stuck in the vagina.

/Doctor
//Real doctor, not just a fark doctor.
///God, it does feel good to say that... starting residency tomorrow.
//STAY OUT OF TEACHING HOSPITALS IN JULY.
/July is coming.
 
2014-06-23 01:31:26 AM
Talk about wanting to crawl back into the womb.
 
2014-06-23 01:31:47 AM
hell of a way to lose your virginity
 
2014-06-23 01:31:49 AM
Guess he's born again?
 
2014-06-23 01:34:13 AM
brockelpress.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-23 01:42:41 AM
Well I hope he enjoyed the experience.  It's likely to be the only vulva he'll see in a very long time.
 
2014-06-23 01:42:52 AM
At first I thought someone had hooked up with my ex.
 
2014-06-23 01:47:09 AM
Good god, subby.  Do us all a favor and get your mom some lube.
 
2014-06-23 01:47:39 AM
Fark I am disappoint.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-23 02:05:47 AM

JPINFV: feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.

They are not, however once he passes the labia he is in the vagina. As such, the sculpture is of both the vagina and the vulva and since his foot is wedged a good distance inside, I would have to argue that he was actually stuck in the vagina.

/Doctor
//Real doctor, not just a fark doctor.
///God, it does feel good to say that... starting residency tomorrow.
//STAY OUT OF TEACHING HOSPITALS IN JULY.
/July is coming.


Congrats!
 
2014-06-23 02:07:27 AM
Anyone else remember the old "Stick your head in there, wiggle your ears and puke" ?
 
2014-06-23 02:16:09 AM
Well, he could have been stuck in a giant manhole.
 
2014-06-23 02:16:50 AM
You're supposed to pretend you're Canadian.
 
2014-06-23 02:22:23 AM
That's the name of my Nirvana cover band!
 
2014-06-23 02:23:25 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-23 02:25:06 AM
({\o/})
 
2014-06-23 02:31:42 AM
That's a sticky situation.
 
2014-06-23 02:33:30 AM
The boy's lucky that that thing didn't have any teeth!
 
2014-06-23 02:36:37 AM
Good to know that Gwyneth Paltrow is dating already.
 
2014-06-23 02:40:51 AM
pub.mtholyoke.edu
 
2014-06-23 02:46:05 AM
What a big dick.
 
2014-06-23 03:22:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-23 04:01:22 AM
Is that... is that Hiro?!?!
 
2014-06-23 05:36:37 AM
The fire department was not really amused

Germans.
 
2014-06-23 06:17:44 AM
22 men and five fire trucks needed to get something out of a vagina. Toughest foreplay ever.
 
2014-06-23 06:25:18 AM
i2.photobucket.com
/too obscure
 
2014-06-23 06:31:41 AM
Well, looks like my ex- has been on the prowl again.
 
2014-06-23 06:32:16 AM
 
2014-06-23 06:33:31 AM
www.pepeproductions.com

Some good beer in there.
 
2014-06-23 06:38:16 AM
Clearly the 'artist' has never seen a real vagina.
 
2014-06-23 07:39:49 AM
The unnamed man is believed to have been dared to climb inside the sculpture, which sits outside the university's institute for microbiology and virology.

Hmmm, I don't remember that Clint Eastwood western... Was that in "For a Few Dollars More"?
 
2014-06-23 07:44:45 AM
images2.makefive.com
 
2014-06-23 07:47:49 AM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-23 08:17:33 AM

skinink: 22 men and five fire trucks needed to get something out of a vagina. Toughest foreplay ever.


It took a lot of cold water, thus, the firemen.
 
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2014-06-23 08:44:05 AM

feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.


No, that's a vagina with a vulva, which is the external part of a vagina.
 
2014-06-23 08:46:54 AM
I was going to submit this with a subby's mum joke, but then I realised that would have made me subby, and not this actual subby, and the jokes would all turn towards subby's stubby.
 
2014-06-23 08:54:10 AM

feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.


Yes, they are.

Metonymy: a figure of speech in which a thing or concept is called not by its own name but rather by the name of something associated in meaning with that thing or concept.

/see also synecdoche
 
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