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(Mirror.co.uk)   I see here on your resume you spent 17 years on Mars protecting five human colonies from Martians. Well, thanks for coming in; we'll be in touch   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 30
    More: Unlikely, U.S. Marines, marchers, Scott Ware, Donald Rumsfeld  
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11673 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jun 2014 at 10:55 PM (42 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-22 10:57:47 PM  
11 votes:
I found his picture after a brief GIS:

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-06-22 08:47:14 PM  
5 votes:
How did this guy even get a security clearance? Those missions were highly classified, you can't just put them on your C.V. They used to tell you that when you got discharged.
2014-06-22 11:07:53 PM  
4 votes:
" ex-naval infantryman, "
See...that is more incredulous than him spending time on Mars. A Marine would NEVER allow someone to call him ex-navy anything.
2014-06-22 09:27:28 PM  
4 votes:
Leaked photo of the base:

i62.tinypic.com
2014-06-23 12:22:48 AM  
3 votes:

JonnyBGoode: Mr. Shabooboo: Yaw String: I wonder if it was a stand up fight, or a "bug" hunt?


/ never had a thing for Ripley

That's Xenomorph to you..

Attractive and successful Xenomorph-American.


Neptunian, Please...
2014-06-23 12:16:42 AM  
3 votes:

Mr. Shabooboo: Yaw String: I wonder if it was a stand up fight, or a "bug" hunt?


/ never had a thing for Ripley

That's Xenomorph to you..


Attractive and successful Xenomorph-American.
2014-06-22 11:55:02 PM  
3 votes:
I see here on your resume you spent 17 years on Mars protecting five human colonies from Martians.
Welcome to the Church of Scientology!
2014-06-22 11:40:44 PM  
3 votes:

tinyarena: Well that's great I guess, but what exactly does that qualify him for?


A straightjacket and some thorazine?
2014-06-22 11:25:43 PM  
3 votes:
begojohnson.files.wordpress.com

Begs to differ.
2014-06-22 11:14:46 PM  
3 votes:

EvilEgg: How did this guy even get a security clearance? Those missions were highly classified, you can't just put them on your C.V. They used to tell you that when you got discharged.


That memory was supposed to be erased. However when he went to REKAL who advertised they could artificially give him the experience of being on Mars, his suppressed memories surfaced.

www.geekmundo.net
2014-06-23 10:06:33 AM  
2 votes:
bounthavy.com
2014-06-23 12:55:07 AM  
2 votes:
I knew it.. I just KNEW it had to be Rumsfeld in on this shiat!

Abaddon The Despoiler: Arkanaut: focusthis: How expensive are the strippers up there?

About 50% more.

That third tit sure makes them pricey.


They do not appreciate the word, "tit". They prefer you call them a titty or titties. "Tit" just sounds vulgar to them.
And the one with a giant "titty" on her face... don't pinch it.. it's actually a nose and it really ticks her off and considering she dates the bouncer, you're in for a world (or worlds) or hurt.

/and no, she will not sneeze for you for anything under $200 - and that's cash, bub!
//I can't believe anyone has actually read this BS down this far.. geez, get a life you pervert. lol
2014-06-22 10:56:49 PM  
2 votes:
Haven't we all padded our resume a little?  I put I type 100 wpm but realistically, I probably average 85 or 90.  17 years in Arizona/Mars what's the diff?
2014-06-23 11:29:25 AM  
1 votes:
"You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?"
2014-06-23 09:12:07 AM  
1 votes:
www.the60sofficialsite.com
Rediculous.
2014-06-23 08:15:43 AM  
1 votes:
coworkmyr.com
2014-06-23 06:52:40 AM  
1 votes:
he was trained to fly three different types of space fighters and three bombers.


Can you drop bombs in space? Wouldn't they just float away?
2014-06-23 01:18:16 AM  
1 votes:
www.netarrantteaparty.com
2014-06-22 11:43:45 PM  
1 votes:
Would like to have a few words with the guy...

www.deathbymovies.com
2014-06-22 11:40:38 PM  
1 votes:
We have done better......

2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-06-22 11:26:54 PM  
1 votes:
Umm, how about a little "thank you for your service"? Am I right?
2014-06-22 11:21:14 PM  
1 votes:
Only five?  He must have been there before 2006.
2014-06-22 11:17:39 PM  
1 votes:
Sounds like a farking skinjob. How come no has hooked him up to the Voight-Kampff yet?
2014-06-22 11:16:23 PM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: Leaked photo of the base:

[i62.tinypic.com image 320x217]


Here's an overhead view.

www.abandonia.com
2014-06-22 11:13:20 PM  
1 votes:
This is part of the secret Obama health care program.
2014-06-22 11:10:32 PM  
1 votes:
Time lord victorious?
2014-06-22 11:04:14 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder if it was a stand up fight, or a "bug" hunt?


/ never had a thing for Ripley
2014-06-22 09:39:02 PM  
1 votes:
Earth years or Mars years?
2014-06-22 09:38:14 PM  
1 votes:
"Captain Kaye says he retired after a 20 year tour of duty, describing a retirement ceremony on the moon that he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld."          


Well, if he says Rumsfeld was on the moon, then I'm inclined to believe him...
2014-06-22 09:17:34 PM  
1 votes:
He's lucky to be alive. I hear there are some real arseholes in the E.D.F
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