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(Mirror.co.uk)   I see here on your resume you spent 17 years on Mars protecting five human colonies from Martians. Well, thanks for coming in; we'll be in touch   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-06-22 11:14:46 PM
4 votes:

EvilEgg: How did this guy even get a security clearance? Those missions were highly classified, you can't just put them on your C.V. They used to tell you that when you got discharged.


That memory was supposed to be erased. However when he went to REKAL who advertised they could artificially give him the experience of being on Mars, his suppressed memories surfaced.

www.geekmundo.net
2014-06-22 11:07:53 PM
3 votes:
" ex-naval infantryman, "
See...that is more incredulous than him spending time on Mars. A Marine would NEVER allow someone to call him ex-navy anything.
2014-06-22 08:47:14 PM
3 votes:
How did this guy even get a security clearance? Those missions were highly classified, you can't just put them on your C.V. They used to tell you that when you got discharged.
2014-06-22 11:40:44 PM
2 votes:

tinyarena: Well that's great I guess, but what exactly does that qualify him for?


A straightjacket and some thorazine?
2014-06-22 10:57:47 PM
2 votes:
I found his picture after a brief GIS:

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-06-23 06:52:13 AM
1 votes:
Colonel Flagg???
2014-06-23 12:22:48 AM
1 votes:

JonnyBGoode: Mr. Shabooboo: Yaw String: I wonder if it was a stand up fight, or a "bug" hunt?


/ never had a thing for Ripley

That's Xenomorph to you..

Attractive and successful Xenomorph-American.


Neptunian, Please...
2014-06-22 11:43:45 PM
1 votes:
Would like to have a few words with the guy...

www.deathbymovies.com
2014-06-22 11:30:06 PM
1 votes:

focusthis: How expensive are the strippers up there?


About 50% more.
2014-06-22 11:21:14 PM
1 votes:
Only five?  He must have been there before 2006.
2014-06-22 11:17:39 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a farking skinjob. How come no has hooked him up to the Voight-Kampff yet?
2014-06-22 11:14:44 PM
1 votes:
Michael Valentine Smith?
2014-06-22 09:39:02 PM
1 votes:
Earth years or Mars years?
2014-06-22 09:27:28 PM
1 votes:
Leaked photo of the base:

i62.tinypic.com
 
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