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(Orlando Sentinel)   More and more sharks are gathering off the Atlantic coast and no one knows why   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 78
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2014-06-22 08:35:12 PM
It can mean only one thing... invasion
 
2014-06-22 08:57:25 PM
NADO training exercise?
 
2014-06-22 09:30:37 PM
FTFA appears to have increased since the early 1990s after conservation measures were introduced to halt their decline

Nope, no one has any idea why, at all. Nope.

Aliens?
 
2014-06-22 09:41:41 PM
Sharkin' 2: Electric Sharkaloo?
 
2014-06-22 09:45:12 PM
Send in the Jets.

25.media.tumblr.com

/jazzhands
 
2014-06-22 09:46:14 PM
If Christie runs for president, they may be getting a lot of business
 
2014-06-22 10:19:20 PM
We had just dropped the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb...
 
2014-06-22 10:20:59 PM
They wanna get scrod?
 
2014-06-22 10:24:22 PM
They got ahead of schedule on global warming?
 
2014-06-22 10:47:35 PM
It's shark Feast Days. The water is just beginning to be seasoned with the smell and taste of sweet, sweet meat.
 
2014-06-22 10:49:39 PM
we're gonna need a bigger coast
 
2014-06-22 10:50:57 PM
To get away from the Chinese.
 
2014-06-22 10:51:10 PM
Your sharks and our boats operatin' in such proximity is inherently dangerous.  Wars have begun that way Mr. Shark.
 
2014-06-22 10:51:56 PM
Because they can't gather on land?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-06-22 10:52:35 PM
Is the Bar Association in town again?
 
2014-06-22 10:53:41 PM
"Shark Week" publicity stunt.
 
2014-06-22 10:54:05 PM

MrBallou: FTFA appears to have increased since the early 1990s after conservation measures were introduced to halt their decline

Nope, no one has any idea why, at all. Nope.

Aliens?


Over in 3.  Also, (sea)water is wet.   How is this even an article?
 
2014-06-22 10:55:51 PM
Sharknado 3:  The third!
 
2014-06-22 10:59:03 PM
Christie family vacation?
 
2014-06-22 11:02:03 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-22 11:02:42 PM
Scrod?

Oh, shrod!

I thought I might have to look that up in Urban Dictionary.

/as in 'I'm a shark ... suck my scrod'
 
2014-06-22 11:04:53 PM

Cpl.D: Sharknado 3:  The third!


Nah, it's the prelude.
 
2014-06-22 11:05:29 PM
Remember the last time sharks were news, in the summer of 2001?

Did they ever find out who killed that girl?
 
2014-06-22 11:08:22 PM
The Yrr have tipped their hand. Put all countries bordering the North Sea on full alert, suspend all deliveries of lobster, and ready my helicopter carrier.
 
2014-06-22 11:09:41 PM
dstanley: Remember the last time sharks were news, in the summer of 2001?

and you know what happened after that summer. That's right, 9/11. Something big is in the works.
 
2014-06-22 11:11:56 PM
Someone's gonna have a lot of dicks to suck.

/I'm a shaaaaaark!
 
2014-06-22 11:14:22 PM

gja: Is the Bar Association in town again?


Thanks. That was my guess.
 
2014-06-22 11:15:23 PM
I bet the Jaws did this.
 
2014-06-22 11:22:59 PM

NewportBarGuy: We had just dropped the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb...


Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
 
2014-06-22 11:23:42 PM
I guess Aquaman has to put down another Atlantean usurper.
 
2014-06-22 11:24:14 PM

MemeSlave: MrBallou: FTFA appears to have increased since the early 1990s after conservation measures were introduced to halt their decline

Nope, no one has any idea why, at all. Nope.

Aliens?

Over in 3.  Also, (sea)water is wet.   How is this even an article?


Last week there was one about "nobody knows what could be scary enough to eat a 9 foot great white", where the article was filled with researchers explaining that it was eaten by another shark.

Apparently whoever the shiatbird is who submits shark articles refuses to read past the first sentence.

/There's a rover on Mars that sends us pictures and nobody knows why. Scary tag. Fart.
 
2014-06-22 11:24:24 PM
Either headline is some inside joke or subby is chumming for clicks
 
2014-06-22 11:24:36 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: NewportBarGuy: We had just dropped the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb...

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.


The sharks set us up the bomb?
 
2014-06-22 11:25:56 PM
They ate that meth head surfer in March and the word got around to the other sharks, meth is a helluva drug.
 
2014-06-22 11:26:42 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: It can mean only one thing... invasion


thats in the case with jaming
 
2014-06-22 11:26:48 PM

ultraholland: dstanley: Remember the last time sharks were news, in the summer of 2001?

and you know what happened after that summer. That's right, 9/11. Something big is in the works.




Thankfully the sharks were classy enough to stop attacking after 9/11. They do have hearts you know. Cold blooded but still hearts.
 
2014-06-22 11:30:18 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-22 11:33:12 PM
Before the meteor strikes in the Atlantic.
 
2014-06-22 11:38:11 PM
It is due to climate change. Global warming has increased the incidences of sharknados.
 
2014-06-22 11:39:28 PM
Beware:

spielbergfanclub.com
 
2014-06-22 11:53:17 PM

ginandbacon: They wanna get scrod?


Buddy, I've been driving this cab for a long time and that's the first time I've heard someone use the third-person pluperfect indicative.
 
2014-06-22 11:53:45 PM
Just getting together to decide where to go for lunch...
exitcreative.net

... Hey, this place looks good!
 
2014-06-22 11:57:08 PM
One word: Buffet
 
2014-06-23 12:05:21 AM
Reason was buried in the first sentence
 
2014-06-23 12:07:39 AM

stuffy: One word: Buffet


Yes please eat Jimmy Buffett
 
2014-06-23 12:08:13 AM
Sharknado II casting call?

/candygram...
 
2014-06-23 12:08:51 AM

Mr. Ekshun: ginandbacon: They wanna get scrod?

Buddy, I've been driving this cab for a long time and that's the first time I've heard someone use the third-person pluperfect indicative.


*curtsies*

I'm so glad you got that :)
 
2014-06-23 12:10:00 AM
thecarnivoreproject.typepad.com
 
2014-06-23 12:10:10 AM
Overfishing forcing preditors to congregate and concentrate where the food is, maybe?
 
2014-06-23 12:29:12 AM

gja: Is the Bar Association in town again?


Sharks won't eat lawyers... professional courtesy, you know.
 
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