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(Some Neighbro)   Neighborlady has been driving around on her mower for the last 40 minutes or so without the mower deck down. Should I go and tell her or continue to putter around in my garage and see how it plays out?   (johndeere.com) divider line 173
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2014-06-22 06:43:34 PM  
Maybe she's just bored.
 
2014-06-22 06:43:37 PM  
I thought you said 'driving around on her mother' and was confused.
 
2014-06-22 06:44:23 PM  
You should probably go tell her.
 
2014-06-22 06:44:32 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Maybe she's just bored.


After my initial confusion I thought of your neighborlady...
 
2014-06-22 06:44:46 PM  
Have you considered snapping some pics and posting them for our amusement?
 
2014-06-22 06:45:14 PM  
You've never ridden around the neighborhood on a riding mower just for fun?

You've never lived, I tell you.
 
2014-06-22 06:45:16 PM  

Saedron: You should probably go tell her.


Yup, I would want to know in her situation.
 
2014-06-22 06:45:29 PM  
Maybe she just enjoys the sensation.
 
2014-06-22 06:46:28 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: Maybe she's just bored.

After my initial confusion I thought of your neighborlady...


Yeah, I mowed Thursday and she hasn't gotten on that since. I fear she may be dead.
 
2014-06-22 06:46:57 PM  

kxs401: Maybe she just enjoys the sensation.


A symbian with wheels. I know what I'm getting the mrs for her birthday now. Then maybe I'll get some rest.
 
2014-06-22 06:48:27 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: Maybe she's just bored.

After my initial confusion I thought of your neighborlady...

Yeah, I mowed Thursday and she hasn't gotten on that since. I fear she may be dead.


She's probably just got this hayfever type sickness going around. She'll be out there with her ruler in no time!
 
2014-06-22 06:48:39 PM  

professorkowalski: You've never ridden around the neighborhood on a riding mower just for fun?

You've never lived, I tell you.


Some of my fondest childhood memories were made at the golf course, when Dad let my sister and me drive the cart.
 
2014-06-22 06:49:46 PM  
nothing runs like a Deere...........
 
2014-06-22 06:51:46 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: Maybe she's just bored.

After my initial confusion I thought of your neighborlady...

Yeah, I mowed Thursday and she hasn't gotten on that since. I fear she may be dead.

She's probably just got this hayfever type sickness going around. She'll be out there with her ruler in no time!


All I know is she better get her sh*t together. When I get back from this game the lawn better be even with mine.

Considering going out and mowing the property line shorter, just to really kick in her OCD
 
2014-06-22 06:52:52 PM  
I recently saw a guy driving his riding mower down the street, trying to mow the road.

I didn't tell him he was mowing pavement.
 
2014-06-22 06:55:20 PM  
i1210.photobucket.com

I figure helping her gives me a free week of terrorizing you people, karmically speaking
 
2014-06-22 06:56:04 PM  
You don't actually have a garage, do you?
 
2014-06-22 06:57:22 PM  

EviLincoln: [i1210.photobucket.com image 614x1024]

I figure helping her gives me a free week of terrorizing you people, karmically speaking


Not your personal erotica site
 
2014-06-22 06:57:40 PM  
Looks like she's cutting but the deck is up.    Looks like a shiat load of clover in that yard.  *dials hoa*
 
2014-06-22 06:58:12 PM  
Go lay down on her lawn.And then tell her you will get off her lawn when she learns how to operate heavy machinery.
 
2014-06-22 06:59:52 PM  
I am glad she is marked as a slow moving vehicle.
 
2014-06-22 07:01:02 PM  
That tractor looks rusty.

She may need to buy a new one.
 
2014-06-22 07:01:35 PM  

valanienna: professorkowalski: You've never ridden around the neighborhood on a riding mower just for fun?

You've never lived, I tell you.

Some of my fondest childhood memories were made at the golf course, when Dad let my sister and me drive the cart.


I have those same memories. So much fun.
 
2014-06-22 07:01:43 PM  

EviLincoln: i1210.photobucket.com


Haha... I love the orange warning sign or whatever on the back.
 
2014-06-22 07:01:57 PM  

myschief: I am glad she is marked as a slow moving vehicle.


All we have is a push mower.
 
2014-06-22 07:02:54 PM  

middleoftheday: EviLincoln: i1210.photobucket.com

Haha... I love the orange warning sign or whatever on the back.


This is another quiet evening in my neighbrohood.
 
2014-06-22 07:03:04 PM  

myschief: I am glad she is marked as a slow moving vehicle.


In certain states that make it street legal.
 
2014-06-22 07:05:30 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: Maybe she's just bored.

After my initial confusion I thought of your neighborlady...

Yeah, I mowed Thursday and she hasn't gotten on that since. I fear she may be dead.

She's probably just got this hayfever type sickness going around. She'll be out there with her ruler in no time!

All I know is she better get her sh*t together. When I get back from this game the lawn better be even with mine.

Considering going out and mowing the property line shorter, just to really kick in her OCD


Heh heh heh. I heart you.
 
2014-06-22 07:07:50 PM  

SomeOkieGirl: valanienna: professorkowalski: You've never ridden around the neighborhood on a riding mower just for fun?

You've never lived, I tell you.

Some of my fondest childhood memories were made at the golf course, when Dad let my sister and me drive the cart.

I have those same memories. So much fun.


Driving the cart, time with Dad and Grandpa, and cheeseburgers. The stuff dreams are made of.
 
2014-06-22 07:12:24 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: Maybe she's just bored.

After my initial confusion I thought of your neighborlady...

Yeah, I mowed Thursday and she hasn't gotten on that since. I fear she may be dead.

She's probably just got this hayfever type sickness going around. She'll be out there with her ruler in no time!

All I know is she better get her sh*t together. When I get back from this game the lawn better be even with mine.

Considering going out and mowing the property line shorter, just to really kick in her OCD

Heh heh heh. I heart you.


What am I, chopped liver?

onwardstate.com
 
2014-06-22 07:12:45 PM  
Maybe this is some offshoot of Buddhism and she's meditating.

Ask her to meditate on your lawn, only mowing this time.
 
2014-06-22 07:22:51 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: CapeFearCadaver: Go Fast Turn Left: Maybe she's just bored.

After my initial confusion I thought of your neighborlady...

Yeah, I mowed Thursday and she hasn't gotten on that since. I fear she may be dead.

She's probably just got this hayfever type sickness going around. She'll be out there with her ruler in no time!

All I know is she better get her sh*t together. When I get back from this game the lawn better be even with mine.

Considering going out and mowing the property line shorter, just to really kick in her OCD

Heh heh heh. I heart you.

What am I, chopped liver?


D'awwww. I use chopped veggies in my liver, so.....

Making roasted carrots, they're the old man's favorite thing ever; have held out steak in one hand carrot in the other and he always goes for the carrot. So they got carrots with their dinner.

Rams only ate his carrot pieces because old man had finished his dinner and didn't want him to have his. He ate his food around the carrots... Then had to slurp those up last. Growling at old man the entire time while refusing to eat his veggies. You're Rams, Teddy. You are Rams. :)
 
2014-06-22 07:30:40 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: You're Rams, Teddy. You are Rams. :)


*hugs*

In case you don't know, this is supposed to say, maybe I am.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-06-22 07:33:01 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: CapeFearCadaver: You're Rams, Teddy. You are Rams. :)

*hugs*

In case you don't know, this is supposed to say, maybe I am.


=D
 
2014-06-22 07:41:32 PM  
Um, why the f*ck is this green?
 
2014-06-22 07:44:02 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Um, why the f*ck is this green?


Why not? It's a lazy Sunday and quirky neighbor stories are perfect on summer evening.
 
2014-06-22 07:45:06 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Um, why the f*ck is this green?


Because the mower deck is too f*cking high!
 
2014-06-22 07:45:28 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Um, why the f*ck is this green?


because John Deere........duh.....
 
2014-06-22 07:49:21 PM  
None of those explainations make any sense. But, okie dokie.
 
2014-06-22 07:52:05 PM  

dugitman: CapeFearCadaver: Um, why the f*ck is this green?

Why not? It's a lazy Sunday and quirky neighbor stories are perfect on summer evening.


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2014-06-22 07:52:26 PM  

EviLincoln: [i1210.photobucket.com image 614x1024]

I figure helping her gives me a free week of terrorizing you people, karmically speaking


Are you sure it isn't down and she's just set it crazy high?
 
2014-06-22 07:54:05 PM  

Lsherm: EviLincoln: [i1210.photobucket.com image 614x1024]

I figure helping her gives me a free week of terrorizing you people, karmically speaking

Are you sure it isn't down and she's just set it crazy high?


The deck wasn't down and the pto switch was not in the "mow" position.
 
2014-06-22 08:01:10 PM  

EviLincoln: [i1210.photobucket.com image 614x1024]

I figure helping her gives me a free week of terrorizing you people, karmically speaking


Hey, sparky. Why don't you rotate your phone 90 degrees so that you don't have vertical pics, mmmkay?
 
2014-06-22 08:01:26 PM  

EviLincoln: Lsherm: EviLincoln: [i1210.photobucket.com image 614x1024]

I figure helping her gives me a free week of terrorizing you people, karmically speaking

Are you sure it isn't down and she's just set it crazy high?

The deck wasn't down and the pto switch was not in the "mow" position.


So walk over and ask her what the hell she's doing!  I once did that and made it through an acre before I realized I wasn't cutting anything.

Fortunately, I later solved that problem by waiting months between cuttings so it was obvious if I was cutting the grass or not.
 
2014-06-22 08:12:55 PM  
She was going to drive it to the liquor store but realized it was Sunday. Now she's indecisive as to her next course of action.
 
2014-06-22 08:13:00 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: EviLincoln: [i1210.photobucket.com image 614x1024]

I figure helping her gives me a free week of terrorizing you people, karmically speaking

Hey, sparky. Why don't you rotate your phone 90 degrees so that you don't have vertical pics, mmmkay?


But I like vertical pics
 
2014-06-22 08:14:29 PM  

Lsherm: EviLincoln: Lsherm: EviLincoln: [i1210.photobucket.com image 614x1024]

I figure helping her gives me a free week of terrorizing you people, karmically speaking

Are you sure it isn't down and she's just set it crazy high?

The deck wasn't down and the pto switch was not in the "mow" position.

So walk over and ask her what the hell she's doing!  I once did that and made it through an acre before I realized I wasn't cutting anything.

Fortunately, I later solved that problem by waiting months between cuttings so it was obvious if I was cutting the grass or not.


I got the deck down and the blades engaged, she finished maybe 15-20 minutes ago and I helped her put it away.

I'm not a total bastard, well, you get what I mean.
 
2014-06-22 08:19:47 PM  

EviLincoln: But I like vertical pics


I'm just being contrary, don't mind me ;)
 
2014-06-22 08:19:49 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Um, why the f*ck is this green?


Because subby is so very scared.
 
2014-06-22 08:20:40 PM  
I just learned that val and okie are sisters, and that BadAbe has done one good deed.

Mind.
Blown.
 
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