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2014-06-22 02:30:26 PM
Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?
 
2014-06-22 04:13:15 PM

dkendr: Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?


So... Derp?
 
2014-06-22 04:21:05 PM
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.
 
2014-06-22 04:21:48 PM
Sorry folks, Presidenting While Black is still not an impeachable offense.
 
2014-06-22 04:23:07 PM
The fap heard 'round the world
 
2014-06-22 04:26:39 PM
It's great to see the AD GOP, like the national GOP, using taxpayer time and money so wisely.
 
2014-06-22 04:32:09 PM
*SD GOP
 
2014-06-22 04:46:28 PM
Haha, look at the dumb people try to govern!

As a Floridian, I enjoy when other states make us look smart.

Deeeeerp.
 
2014-06-22 04:47:57 PM

Lionel Mandrake: *SD GOP


Ass Dakota works, too.
 
2014-06-22 04:57:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-22 05:01:25 PM

dkendr: Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?


What if subby was a resident of South Dakota?

/Just sayin'
 
2014-06-22 05:02:31 PM
I wonder how many jobs this will create
 
2014-06-22 05:03:31 PM

ultraholland: I wonder how many jobs this will create


Potatoe
 
2014-06-22 05:04:15 PM
Keep farking that chicken, fellas!
 
2014-06-22 05:06:53 PM
Should've used this link subby. It shows the juicy gossip of what was going on in that convention.

Allen Unruh of Sioux Falls sponsored the resolution.
"I've got a thick book on impeachable offenses of the president," Unruh said, calling on South Dakota to "send a symbolic message that liberty shall be the law of the land."

Delegate David Wheeler of Beadle County disagreed.
"I believe we should not use the power of impeachment for political purposes," Wheeler said. "By doing this, we would look petty, like we can't achieve our political goals through the political process."

Larry Eliason of Potter County agreed, noting that he opposed the impeachment resolution even though "the only thing (Obama's) done the last six years that I approve of is when he adopted a pet."

But Larry Klipp of Butte County, a retired Marine, said matters go beyond mere political disagreements with Obama."If anyone in this room cannot see the horrendous, traitorous scandals run by the Obama administration, I will pray for you," Klipp said.


And the reasons they use to impeach him:

The resolution says Obama has "violated his oath of office in numerous ways." It specifically cites the release of five Taliban combatants in a trade for captive U.S. soldier Bowe Bergdahl, Obama's statement that people could keep insurance companies, and recent EPA regulations on power plants.

I'm no legal expert, but how do any of those "violate his oath of office"?
 
2014-06-22 05:07:19 PM
Good luck with that. Maybe you should leave that to the Congress, instead of passing useless resolutions and wasting time and effort? Just a thought.

Used to be Conservatives were worried about wasting such things...
 
2014-06-22 05:07:20 PM

Mrtraveler01: dkendr: Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?

What if subby was a resident of South Dakota?

/Just sayin'


I live in this wasteland and hell, I don't care. They're a bunch of derp-a-doos in this crappy state.
 
2014-06-22 05:07:30 PM

dkendr: Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?


Yeah, it's like he's submitting things to a website about "not news."
 
2014-06-22 05:07:41 PM
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2014-06-22 05:08:30 PM

dkendr: Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?


Just because it's futile derp doesn't mean it's not derp, and that we can't point and laugh at them.
 
2014-06-22 05:09:07 PM

dkendr: Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?


Second time today I get to use this.

forums.oce.leagueoflegends.com
 
2014-06-22 05:10:22 PM
Sorry, here's the link:

http://www.argusleader.com/story/davidmontgomery/2014/06/21/sdgop-ob am a-impeachment/11212075/

Warning: Do not click the comments button.
 
2014-06-22 05:11:05 PM

trotsky: Mrtraveler01: dkendr: Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?

What if subby was a resident of South Dakota?

/Just sayin'

I live in this wasteland and hell, I don't care. They're a bunch of derp-a-doos in this crappy state.


I thought you were in Ohio for some reason.
 
2014-06-22 05:13:49 PM
Last night my friends and I voted 4-1 to remove Mitch McConnell from office. I'm happy to say our vote has just as much authority as this one. Tonight we're voting on Germany's Chancellor.
 
2014-06-22 05:15:25 PM
Normally I'd say good thing South Dakota doesn't have any real problems to worry about, but it's South Dakota and I'm not entirely convinced there are more than 100 people there.
 
2014-06-22 05:16:09 PM

Mrtraveler01: The resolution says Obama has "violated his oath of office in numerous ways." It specifically cites the release of five Taliban combatants in a trade for captive U.S. soldier Bowe Bergdahl, Obama's statement that people could keep insurance companies, and recent EPA regulations on power plants.

I'm no legal expert, but how do any of those "violate his oath of office"?


They just do, okay? Stop trying to study it out anymore. He's still black, and that's all that matters.
 
2014-06-22 05:19:15 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: dkendr: Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?

Yeah, it's like he's submitting things to a website about "not news."


And yet, Fark is better for news than most news sites.
 
2014-06-22 05:20:35 PM
hr2012.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-22 05:21:24 PM
Want to pass something of real importance?

Pass a resolution ordering David Milch and HBO to make the "Deadwood" movies.
 
2014-06-22 05:21:41 PM
Gyrfalcon:They just do, okay? Stop trying to study it out anymore. He's still black, and that's all that matters.

I can't wait to say, "We get it, he's black" every time the GOP flips out at whoever the President is in 2017.

// Don't know of any black people who are contenders that might ruin the joke.
 
2014-06-22 05:22:35 PM

Mrtraveler01: Sorry, here's the link:

http://www.argusleader.com/story/davidmontgomery/2014/06/21/sdgop-ob am a-impeachment/11212075/

Warning: Do not click the comments button.


From the comments:  Let me give you some First precedents of this President...

First President to apply for college aid as a
foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

First President to have a social security number belonging to another man,
from a state he has never lived in.

First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.

First President to violate the War Powers Act.

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs.* * * *

First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S. including those with criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.

First President to terminate America's ability to put a man in space.

First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out
on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).

First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.

First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 102 to date.

First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours.

First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.

First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at
taxpayer expense.* * * *

First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.* * * *

First President to repeat the Holy Quran & tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences."

Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.* * * *

First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs. Arizona).

How is Obama's "Hope and Change" working out for you?"


Without your warning I would never have clicked the comments. The other thread was right. Free will is background noise.

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2014-06-22 05:25:32 PM

ultraholland: I wonder how many jobs this will create


all of them
 
2014-06-22 05:26:06 PM
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2014-06-22 05:33:56 PM

Mrtraveler01: arning: Do not click the comments button.


You warned me...but did I listen?  Do you know how hard it is to type while you're fetal, with brains running out your ears?
 
2014-06-22 05:35:02 PM

ultraholland: I wonder how many jobs this will create


All of them, Katie.
 
2014-06-22 05:37:09 PM
And now how about passing some jobs bills, GOP?

GOP? Hello? You there?
 
2014-06-22 05:40:21 PM

Aquapope: Mrtraveler01: arning: Do not click the comments button.

You warned me...but did I listen?  Do you know how hard it is to type while you're fetal, with brains running out your ears?


This will help.
 
2014-06-22 05:45:03 PM

thehobbes: From the comments:


freethoughtblogs.com
 
2014-06-22 05:45:58 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-22 05:46:17 PM
obama is the governor of south Dakota?
 
2014-06-22 05:47:38 PM
According to Wiki, Unruh died in 1956. Here he is with some medals, but without the Nazi armband. Perhaps there's some ZombieMagic™ in the hills of Dakota.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-22 05:48:24 PM
"You know, could that pass in the House? It probably could. Is the majority of the American people in favor of impeaching the president? I'm not sure."

Maybe go look up the results from the 2012 election there sparky.

The majority of the American people voted for Democrats.
 
2014-06-22 05:53:39 PM

BMFPitt: Gyrfalcon:They just do, okay? Stop trying to study it out anymore. He's still black, and that's all that matters.

I can't wait to say, "We get it, he's black" every time the GOP flips out at whoever the President is in 2017.

// Don't know of any black people who are contenders that might ruin the joke.


Nein, nein, nein, nor do I.
 
2014-06-22 05:54:06 PM

dkendr: Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?


Since South Dakota get paid so much more in Federal taxes than they ever put in, we do in a small way pay for their salaries. In the end they make that part of the US look like a laughing stock and embarrass international relations so they can appeal to the voters who they keep telling they have clear evidence that Obama is the antichrist.
 
2014-06-22 05:55:15 PM

ultraholland: I wonder how many jobs this will create


Seeing as how unemployment in SD is only 3.8%, looks like SD GOP got that handled.
 
2014-06-22 05:56:31 PM

TsukasaK: dkendr: Aside from your pro-Obama slant, Subby, what's derp about this?  The South Dakota GOP can pass resolutions for whatever it likes, it doesn't mean that the House of Representatives has to act on them.  You're not paying their salaries so what do you care how they spend their day?

Second time today I get to use this.

[forums.oce.leagueoflegends.com image 360x361]


Oh, for cryin' out loud -- not you, too? One person with the fish hook gifs is more than enough, thank you very much.
 
2014-06-22 06:05:17 PM

SkinnyHead: ultraholland: I wonder how many jobs this will create

Seeing as how unemployment in SD is only 3.8%, looks like SD GOP got that handled.


Yeah, but since there are only 1000 people in SD anyway, that's not a big achievement.
 
2014-06-22 06:07:55 PM
First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.

WRONG!! I've never been asked to join his cabinet.

First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 102 to date.

You're sh*tting us, right? Suddenly golf is satanic or something??

First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.

First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.


*twitch*

That's called WHITE HOUSE STAFF you acephalic syph-infested baboons.

OK...

I, Kittypie070, hereby decree that it shall be a capital offense for any American politician not occupying a position within the scope of National Command Authority to take a vacation of any kind, from this day forward.

In accordance with this ruling, the customary months-long breaks from Congress for the House or Senate shall henceforth be accomplished by permanently chaining the doors of both chambers shut.

Food deliveries and supplying of "sundries" shall be incumbent upon complete and permanent removal of all paper-pushing staff, janitorial services, lobbyists, and Congressional interns.

I, Kittypie070, hath spoken.
 
2014-06-22 06:10:08 PM
South Dakota: nope, we still don't matter. Come visit that mountain some guy carved the sh*t out of.
 
2014-06-22 06:10:08 PM

Conthan: Last night my friends and I voted 4-1 to remove Mitch McConnell from office. I'm happy to say our vote has just as much authority as this one. Tonight we're voting on Germany's Chancellor.


Because a group of people that represent the governor, Lieutenant governor, and majority of both houses of a state government, and that has one Senator and one Congressman in Congress is a random guy and his buddies. Sure they can't start impeachment, but they are some irrelevant group.
 
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