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(CBC)   Didn't we learn ANYTHING from Poltergeist? (Besides never make a Poltergeist III, obviously)   (cbc.ca) divider line 56
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2014-06-22 11:04:57 AM  
www.cartoonstock.com
 
2014-06-22 11:20:03 AM  
Do you know how many remains of dead things lie beneath your feet right now? Get over it.
 
2014-06-22 12:24:29 PM  
Eh, they're here now doncha know
 
2014-06-22 12:26:21 PM  
img.fark.net
/Oblig
//Hotlinked from Fark itself from another Poltergeist thread
 
2014-06-22 12:27:29 PM  
wickedwink.files.wordpress.com

I know I learned at least one thing.
 
2014-06-22 12:27:37 PM  
fta Penalukut elders have reportedly asked for access to the property to remove any remains, but they say Slawsky has refused them access.

Ya know yer just askin to get sucked into yer tv, ya hoser
 
2014-06-22 12:28:08 PM  
Didn't we learn ANYTHING from Poltergeist Oka Crisis?

www.cbc.ca
 
2014-06-22 12:35:55 PM  
"Remains" is ableist. Call them "persons with a living impairment."
 
2014-06-22 12:36:07 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Do you know how many remains of dead things lie beneath your feet right now? Get over it.


THIS!

Not sure about the North and South poles but every piece of land has dead bodies under it.

In saying that though, I still don't fancy sleeping on top of a known grave.
 
2014-06-22 12:38:19 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Do you know how many remains of dead things lie beneath your feet right now? Get over it.


Yes, but there are usually not people actively trying to collect those remains from underneath my feet and move them to another location, and being refused by some dick-head millionaire.

This article deserves the sick tag, not the scary one.
 
2014-06-22 12:39:33 PM  

Beerguy: [wickedwink.files.wordpress.com image 850x350]

I know I learned at least one thing.


The best way to start a fap-vid?
 
2014-06-22 12:43:36 PM  
WHY?! WHYYYYYYY?!!
 
2014-06-22 12:46:23 PM  

weapon13: SecretAgentWoman: Do you know how many remains of dead things lie beneath your feet right now? Get over it.

THIS!

Not sure about the North and South poles but every piece of land has dead bodies under it.

In saying that though, I still don't fancy sleeping on top of a known grave.


I've never understood the "I don't want to walk on a grave" thing. I just don't get it. It's not disrespectful unless you decide to piss there, too. It won't disturb the deceased if you walk over them. It's not like you're digging them up and skullfarking their rotting corpse... You're just walking on the grass.
 
2014-06-22 12:52:42 PM  
Because money. It's Canadian dollars, so it's metric. But it's still a kind of money.

More interestingly, the father of my sister's friend was the special effects guy who made the ghosty white thing coming down the stairs in Poltergeist. He was also a rebel soldier on Hoth. It was fun sitting next to him in the theater. That's me! Ooohhh... I'm dead :(
 
2014-06-22 12:53:14 PM  
Beerguy.

It kinda looks like she has a dick.

/nohomo
 
2014-06-22 12:55:26 PM  
The key to subduing the corpses is to pee on them once a day.

Right on the head is best.
 
2014-06-22 12:58:33 PM  

vicioushobbit: SecretAgentWoman: Do you know how many remains of dead things lie beneath your feet right now? Get over it.

Yes, but there are usually not people actively trying to collect those remains from underneath my feet and move them to another location, and being refused by some dick-head millionaire.

This article deserves the sick tag, not the scary one.


Both of these.

Fark needs an Asshole tag.
 
2014-06-22 01:00:00 PM  
Alone on an Island graveyard. Sleep tight.
 
2014-06-22 01:02:29 PM  

Gyrfalcon: vicioushobbit: SecretAgentWoman: Do you know how many remains of dead things lie beneath your feet right now? Get over it.

Yes, but there are usually not people actively trying to collect those remains from underneath my feet and move them to another location, and being refused by some dick-head millionaire.

This article deserves the sick tag, not the scary one.

Both of these.

Fark needs an Asshole tag.


You mispronounced 'politics'
 
2014-06-22 01:07:14 PM  

Mantour: Didn't we learn ANYTHING from Poltergeist Oka Crisis?

[www.cbc.ca image 480x270]


Interestingly enough, the soldier in this pic went on to do porn.
 
2014-06-22 01:19:47 PM  
I learned Reagan was president. Scary.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-22 01:20:54 PM  

Lobster_of_Hate: Beerguy.

It kinda looks like she has a dick.

/nohomo


C'mon that's a whisker box. That bush needs a whacking!
 
2014-06-22 01:32:53 PM  

Bonobo62: "Remains" is ableist. Call them "persons with a living impairment."


I believe they prefer the term 'vitality challenged' now.
 
2014-06-22 01:37:18 PM  
I learned I have an intense fear of clowns.

oi59.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-22 01:39:14 PM  
I totally subscribe to the parallel dimension theory. But goddamnit if I'm wrong I hope Jeebus isn't too mad at me.
 
2014-06-22 01:40:45 PM  
oi61.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-22 01:52:16 PM  
We learned not to be the child actress in Poltergeist movies.
 
2014-06-22 01:53:30 PM  

Nix Nightbird: It's not like you're digging them up and skullfarking their rotting corpse...


Speak for yourself.
 
2014-06-22 01:54:54 PM  
I love the Mom in Poltergeist!  What would you do if you found out that an unseen, unknown power was capable of moving chairs across your kitchen floor?  Put a helmet on your kid and turn it into a fun game.  Brilliant!
 
2014-06-22 01:56:47 PM  

SueDisco: I love the Mom in Poltergeist!  What would you do if you found out that an unseen, unknown power was capable of moving chairs across your kitchen floor?  Put a helmet on your kid and turn it into a fun game.  Brilliant!


So I applied, basically.
 
2014-06-22 01:57:13 PM  

SueDisco: I love the Mom in Poltergeist!  What would you do if you found out that an unseen, unknown power was capable of moving chairs across your kitchen floor?  Put a helmet on your kid and turn it into a fun game.  Brilliant!


My mom would totally have done that, but she'd have put a big sponge on our ass to scrub the floor at hte same time.
 
2014-06-22 01:58:24 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [oi61.tinypic.com image 500x375]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-22 02:05:20 PM  
Luxury homes being built on the backs of dead peasants?  Surely not..
 
2014-06-22 02:05:56 PM  

thamike: SueDisco: I love the Mom in Poltergeist!  What would you do if you found out that an unseen, unknown power was capable of moving chairs across your kitchen floor?  Put a helmet on your kid and turn it into a fun game.  Brilliant!

So I applied, basically.


They were like, so hush hush. They were so ... quiet about it, and then the next thing you know ...
 
2014-06-22 02:08:33 PM  

Captain Steroid: cowgirl toffee: [oi61.tinypic.com image 500x375]

[i1182.photobucket.com image 320x240]


.... and you are welcome. :)
 
2014-06-22 02:11:28 PM  

MetryPapi: thamike: SueDisco: I love the Mom in Poltergeist!  What would you do if you found out that an unseen, unknown power was capable of moving chairs across your kitchen floor?  Put a helmet on your kid and turn it into a fun game.  Brilliant!

So I applied, basically.

They were like, so hush hush. They were so ... quiet about it, and then the next thing you know ...


wynwoodbrewing.com
 
2014-06-22 02:33:49 PM  

Lobster_of_Hate: Beerguy.

It kinda looks like she has a dick.

/nohomo


What? You're saying you are NOT a Homo sapiens?
 
2014-06-22 02:53:48 PM  

Beerguy: [wickedwink.files.wordpress.com image 850x350]

I know I learned at least one thing.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-22 03:45:01 PM  
So some cheap dumbass moved the head stones and not the bodies?
 
2014-06-22 03:46:38 PM  
III was the one with all the mirrors, right? In the skyscraper?

I didn't mind that one.
Then again, I was probably a preteen or early teen the last time I saw the whole thing.


/some movies you just don't revisit
//the memory is usually better than the real thing
///same goes for some video games
 
2014-06-22 03:51:26 PM  

Bonobo62: "Remains" is ableist. Call them "persons with a living impairment."


Mortally Challenged
 
2014-06-22 03:58:45 PM  

grimlock1972: So some cheap dumbass moved the head stones and not the bodies?


img.fark.net
I learned that sometimes it's better just to join the Y.
 
2014-06-22 04:15:36 PM  

Arachnophobe: Bonobo62: "Remains" is ableist. Call them "persons with a living impairment."

I believe they prefer the term 'vitality challenged' now.


gravy chugging cretin.: Bonobo62: "Remains" is ableist. Call them "persons with a living impairment."

Mortally Challenged


"Challenged" can be ableist as well. Some people don't find it challenging at all. Why not "differently vitalized"?  Just because some of us are on a different part of the vitality spectrum than they are, that doesn't give us any right to judge what they consider a challenge.
 
2014-06-22 04:53:19 PM  

bunner: Luxury homes being built on the backs of dead peasants?  Surely not..


Well yeah, but not REALLY on their backs!
 
2014-06-22 05:16:44 PM  

Bonobo62: "Challenged" can be ableist as well. Some people don't find it challenging at all. Why not "differently vitalized"?  Just because some of us are on a different part of the vitality spectrum than they are, that doesn't give us any right to judge what they consider a challenge.


This is not the first time a Farker has taught me to be more careful in my choice of language, I will try to be more sensitive in the future. *tips hat*
 
2014-06-22 05:30:28 PM  
"ableist".

:  |

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"ableist".
 
2014-06-22 06:17:25 PM  

Lobster_of_Hate: Beerguy.

It kinda looks like she has a dick.

/nohomo


If that looks like a dick to you, I pity your girlfriend.
 
2014-06-22 06:40:57 PM  

bingethinker: Lobster_of_Hate: Beerguy.

It kinda looks like she has a dick.

/nohomo

If that looks like a dick to you, I pity your girlfriend.


Your making a pretty big assumption there pardner. The girlfriend in question may or may not have a bone in her panties......Human remains bone ....sigh
 
2014-06-22 07:37:09 PM  
Poltergeist II wasn't that good as well.
 
2014-06-22 08:14:18 PM  

bunner: "ableist".

:  |

:  \

"ableist".


This. Jesus Christ.
 
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