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(FIFA)   I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. Belgium-Russia, Worst Korea-Algeria and the USA looks to advance on Day 11 of the 2014 World Cup   (fifa.com ) divider line
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2014-06-22 07:58:22 AM  
i411.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-22 08:20:58 AM  
In before some doughy German fan tries to spoil the mood.

USA wins 2-1 again to advance.
 
2014-06-22 08:21:44 AM  

dartben: In before some doughy German fan tries to spoil the mood.

USA wins 2-1 again to advance.


douchy, doughy. I guess both work.
 
2014-06-22 08:28:35 AM  
At least in the hockey threads there was a start time in the headline.  That is useful information to have so that you know when you need to be over your hangover so that you can start drinking again.

/yes, yes I know, the right way to do it is never stop drinking.  That however wasn't an option last night
//so when do the festivities kick off?
///yes I saw what I did there...
 
2014-06-22 08:32:04 AM  
USA game kicks off at 6 EDT, 5 central. Other games are at noon and 3.
 
2014-06-22 08:55:14 AM  

dartben: In before some doughy German fan tries to spoil the mood.

USA wins 2-1 again to advance.


fark that guy

Let's go Portugal! :D

Also, Google.De did a cool little doodle for Klose getting his 15th goal  https://www.google.de/
 
2014-06-22 09:28:54 AM  
I'm cautiously optimistic.


Hey, I'm used to coming up short in the playoffs....I'm a Colts and Pacers fan.
 
2014-06-22 09:56:58 AM  

dartben: USA game kicks off at 6 EDT, 5 central. Other games are at noon and 3.


Thank you

/us casual bandwagon jumpers need those kind of things explicitly pointed out...
 
2014-06-22 11:01:24 AM  
9 am PT for the other matches, 3 pm PT for the Miracle in the Rainforest.
 
2014-06-22 11:08:08 AM  
Apparently there are bugs the size of Cessnas on the Manaus field, so it has that going for it
 
2014-06-22 11:08:16 AM  

Generation_D: Miracle in the Rainforest.


I prefer the...
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-06-22 11:10:49 AM  
 
2014-06-22 11:13:49 AM  

JerseyTim: Generation_D: Miracle in the Rainforest.

I prefer the...


Oh man, that's farking awesome. I may have to misappropriate that...
 
2014-06-22 11:13:52 AM  
Gonna be a tough one but I'll go for the US edging out Portugal 1-0

/insuring a 1-1 draw
 
2014-06-22 11:18:41 AM  
All right, let's do this!

What'cha gonna do Portugal?

When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside.
You gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide.
Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide.

I am a real American.
Fight for the rights of every man.
I am a real American.
fight for what's right, fight for your life!

I feel strong about right and wrong,
And I don't take trouble for very long,
I got something deep inside of me.
Courage is the thing that keeps us free.

I am a real American.
Fight for the rights of every man.
I am a real American.
fight for what's right, fight for your life!

Well you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,
I am a real American.
Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American.
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!
 
2014-06-22 11:21:56 AM  

dartben: In before some doughy German fan tries to spoil the mood.

USA wins 2-1 again to advance.


ich bin ein berliner
 
2014-06-22 11:24:00 AM  
I'm back and forth between a us win or draw. Insured either way
 
2014-06-22 11:24:42 AM  
Oy vey, my head is full of fark.
 
2014-06-22 11:24:50 AM  
ichef.bbci.co.uk

zorro got a hold of ronaldo, hopefully so can our defense
 
2014-06-22 11:26:42 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: dartben: In before some doughy German fan tries to spoil the mood.

USA wins 2-1 again to advance.

ich bin ein berliner


You are a donut?

/izzard
 
2014-06-22 11:27:42 AM  
More freedom-loving photoshops please!
 
2014-06-22 11:28:16 AM  
2-1 linguica over hot dogs
 
2014-06-22 11:31:03 AM  
Time to make some sausage and home fries and get rid of this hangover.
 
2014-06-22 11:32:48 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: zorro got a hold of ronaldo, hopefully so can our defense


One of the many reasons why Messi is better than Ronaldo. He isn't a pretty boy.

/Awesome dagger against Iran at 90:30 last night.
//How do you say "additional time" in Persian?
///c'mon Russia beat the Belgian waffles!!!
 
2014-06-22 11:36:39 AM  
ColonelCathcart:
///c'mon Russia beat the Belgian waffles!!!

i'll take some frites, hold the mayo

i must be hungry i keep making food references
 
2014-06-22 11:40:34 AM  
Fun fact: more people will probably watch this game than the NBA finals, the Stanley Cup finals, and the World Series.
 
2014-06-22 11:40:43 AM  
img.fark.net


Not enough saw The Voice Of Doom add Im Going In Dry Ewok to Mexican O Face Lady.

/"morder la almohada que me voy en seco"
 
2014-06-22 11:41:25 AM  
The first two games have snoozefest written all over them
 
2014-06-22 11:41:50 AM  
scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-06-22 11:45:51 AM  
As someone who grew up in florida, it is absolutely rediculous to me to hear the announcers rant about the weather in Manaus as unbearably hot and steamy when the forcast is high 70s low 80s with 70-80% humidity. That's a GORGEOUS farking day. Call me when it's 95 and 100% humidity with no rain.
/pussies
 
2014-06-22 11:48:28 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: dartben: In before some doughy German fan tries to spoil the mood.

USA wins 2-1 again to advance.

ich bin ein berliner


Your a seasonal doughnut ?
 
2014-06-22 11:48:59 AM  

Wicked Chinchilla: As someone who grew up in florida, it is absolutely rediculous to me to hear the announcers rant about the weather in Manaus as unbearably hot and steamy when the forcast is high 70s low 80s with 70-80% humidity. That's a GORGEOUS farking day. Call me when it's 95 and 100% humidity with no rain.
/pussies


What's sad is that it's perfect weather here in Buffalo as well but fark if I'm not staying inside to watch football all day.
 
2014-06-22 11:51:42 AM  
Just checking in. Gonna go check out the air show here in Milwaukee today, in the hopes that the fog lifts for the first time in 3 days. *crosses fingers*

Hopefully back in time for the USA game. GO USA!!!!
 
2014-06-22 11:52:12 AM  
"Petulant showpony" may be the best two-word phrase of the World Cup thus far.
 
2014-06-22 11:52:35 AM  
For anyone relatively new to soccer, or to the USMNT in general: I present to you the Men In Blazers' World Cup Preview of Group G, in which they predicted the USA get out of the group... sort of.
 
2014-06-22 11:53:14 AM  

RminusQ: "Petulant showpony" may be the best two-word phrase of the World Cup thus far.


I haven't tuned in yet, was that Lalas' description of Ronaldo? Please say yes.
 
2014-06-22 11:54:42 AM  
Happy for US Soccer but jesus christ you guys that "I believe" shiat is embarassing and terrible, that's the best you could come up with?
 
2014-06-22 11:57:22 AM  
media20.giphy.com
 
2014-06-22 11:58:03 AM  

ElwoodCuse: Happy for US Soccer but jesus christ you guys that "I believe" shiat is embarassing and terrible, that's the best you could come up with?


You can come up with something better? I think it's awesome. Gives me chills.

I love having an actual fan support group now. Those AO guys are NUTS.
 
2014-06-22 11:58:17 AM  

ElwoodCuse: Happy for US Soccer but jesus christ you guys that "I believe" shiat is embarassing and terrible, that's the best you could come up with?


Well they only watch the sport every 4 years, they can't actually go off of any statistics or knowledge, they just have to go with belief. Just like they believe that the US is the best country in the world, and like they believe the US was the reason WW2 was won for the allies, and like they believe that God created the world a few thousand years ago. Don't tread on them, don't mess with them, 'Merica will getcha!

*plays Walker Texas Ranger theme*
 
2014-06-22 12:00:15 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Happy for US Soccer but jesus christ you guys that "I believe" shiat is embarassing and terrible, that's the best you could come up with?


Having finally attended an American Outlaws-sanctioned viewing party I will say that this the best we can come up with-- that is tame enough for public consumption.
 
2014-06-22 12:01:03 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Happy for US Soccer but jesus christ you guys that "I believe" shiat is embarassing and terrible, that's the best you could come up with?


i believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky!
 
2014-06-22 12:02:13 PM  
i.minus.com
 
2014-06-22 12:02:41 PM  
Smart first move Russian, the Sun will be lower when Belgium plays that direction.

/we're going to kick Pootie in the groin.
//go Red Devils!
 
2014-06-22 12:03:50 PM  

republicanredefined.com

 
2014-06-22 12:04:18 PM  
Way to kick it right off the defender, dumbass.
 
2014-06-22 12:04:59 PM  
Woah, get a load of the guy defending his dying sport in here...

I grew up playing baseball, it was my first sport, and I have a soft spot for it. The younger generation (currently teens) are really highlighting how our society has changed in a way that impacts our "consumption" of a product in which, a season that is 162 games long, and therein, a single game that can take up to 5 hours to complete.

[aintgottimeforthat.jpg]

We don't have that time investment anymore. Soccer is good in that I can get in and out in 2 hours with minimal commercials. As a viewer, I LOVE that.
 
2014-06-22 12:04:59 PM  

rickythepenguin: [img.fark.net image 639x360]


Not enough saw The Voice Of Doom add Im Going In Dry Ewok to Mexican O Face Lady.

/"morder la almohada que me voy en seco"


i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-22 12:05:19 PM  

marius2: Well they only watch the sport every 4 years, they can't actually go off of any statistics or knowledge, they just have to go with belief.


It's strange you feel comfortable to make that sweeping of a generalization when you participate in banter regularly with plenty of Americans in the soccer threads here.

I mean, sure, there's a bunch of fairweather US soccer fans, but go easy on the size of your brush.
 
2014-06-22 12:05:21 PM  
I'm hoping for Belgium to get the win.

Hope the Russians don't have to burn a substitution this early in the match with that noggin knocker.
 
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